Phil's Gut

SakSquash · 06-17-2006, 05:42 PM

Quit lookin' at it!

Jatsie · 06-17-2006, 05:54 PM

Ew, Phil looks like a pregnant woman.

simpson_yellow · 06-17-2006, 07:14 PM

You've just offended pregnant women everywhere.

*Melanie68* · 06-17-2006, 07:17 PM

You know, I've never understood why people think pregnant women look beautiful. I wonder if it's the anticipation of the baby that will be.

Now you can yell at me.

simpson_yellow · 06-17-2006, 07:35 PM

Even if you don't find them beautiful, you'd have to concede that they're at least a couple of leagues above Phil.

Jatsie · 06-17-2006, 07:41 PM

O RLY?

simpson_yellow · 06-17-2006, 07:42 PM

Haha. Touché.

Now you've offended Phil.

SakSquash · 06-17-2006, 08:08 PM

Just FYI, his name is Phil Collins.

Hammerite · 06-17-2006, 10:22 PM

As in, Phil 'let's change genesis from a prog rock band to a pop band' Collins?

SakSquash · 06-17-2006, 10:43 PM

Same name, diff guy.

Jelena · 06-17-2006, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Melanie68

You know, I've never understood why people think pregnant women look beautiful. I wonder if it's the anticipation of the baby that will be.

Let me tell you, it's hard to feel beautiful when having that huge belly.
I'd say pregnant women look beautiful before they get huge, a little more than half way through when there obviously is pregancy that makes her big.
One thing though that does look better: the hair. During pregnancy a women doesn't lose hairs as normally. The hair gets gorgeous!

*Melanie68* · 06-18-2006, 08:32 AM

You're probably right.

My office mate's wife finally had her baby on Saturday morning. She was a week overdue and was definitely ready!! She's petite so you couldn't tell she was pregnant unless you saw her from the front.

SakSquash · 06-18-2006, 09:42 AM

What the-

Why are we talking about preggers?! We should be talking about Phil's Gut! Like...why does it get hard like that?

Jelena · 06-18-2006, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SakSquash

We should be talking about Phil's Gut! Like...why does it get hard like that?

Junk food I suppose. And too many pints of beer on top of that.

seebaruk · 06-18-2006, 10:16 AM

Nah, it's simple: he needs to run his podgy arse round the block a few times. I bet his only exercise is lifting burgers up to his fat lips.

SakSquash · 06-18-2006, 10:27 AM

Yeah but why is it hard? Some people have flabby bellies, yet he seems like he's carrying twins. Wut up wit dat?

seebaruk · 06-18-2006, 10:39 AM

Maybe Phil's short for Phillipa.

lostwolfe · 06-18-2006, 11:51 AM

phil needs more beard.

and more hair.

and maybe some better clothes. but, otherwise, not bad ;)

also -->

usually - when a belly is like that, it's because he's eaten quite a bit. and, really, the way people's weight gets distributed is some part genetics and some part life.

Jatsie · 06-18-2006, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by SakSquash

Yeah but why is it hard? Some people have flabby bellies, yet he seems like he's carrying twins. Wut up wit dat?

I reckon that Phil is so fat, that the skin in his paunch is stretched taut, thus making it "hard", so to speak.

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simpson_yellow Squeaky Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Canberra, Australia Posts: 1,320	Haha. Touché. Now you've offended Phil. Share Share this post on Twitter

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Melanie68 Super Moderator Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Ohio Posts: 8,907	You're probably right. My office mate's wife finally had her baby on Saturday morning. She was a week overdue and was definitely ready!! She's petite so you couldn't tell she was pregnant unless you saw her from the front. Share Share this post on Twitter

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SakSquash Banned User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: New Paltz...for now... Posts: 6,177	What the- Why are we talking about preggers?! We should be talking about Phil's Gut! Like...why does it get hard like that? Share Share this post on Twitter

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seebaruk Chris Barraclough Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: London Posts: 2,437	Nah, it's simple: he needs to run his podgy arse round the block a few times. I bet his only exercise is lifting burgers up to his fat lips. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Games and Tech journo, and broke-arse author of Bat Boy (UK Authors Prize 2010 Winner), Crack (Page Turner Prize 2011 shortlisted) and Dead Dogs (nominated for the Dylan Thomas Sony Reader Award). Check out www.chrisbarraclough.co.uk for promotions and giveaways. Twitter: Seebaruk

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SakSquash Banned User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: New Paltz...for now... Posts: 6,177	Yeah but why is it hard? Some people have flabby bellies, yet he seems like he's carrying twins. Wut up wit dat? Share Share this post on Twitter

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lostwolfe the short, bearded guy Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: cape town, south africa Posts: 170	phil needs more beard. and more hair. and maybe some better clothes. but, otherwise, not bad ;) also --> usually - when a belly is like that, it's because he's eaten quite a bit. and, really, the way people's weight gets distributed is some part genetics and some part life. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ [i hate myself for what i've become \| halo 5:6]