All hail self-pity!

I don't do that. If I do, don't take it seriously. I hate self-pity.

OK, got a test tomorrow, I've dragged this for too long. UP(timist) out.

See ya!

(Edit): Can you see that I'm tired? :P

Good luck on your test, fine young specimen!

What do my weary eyes behold? People are claiming to out-loon the Loony Empress? What say you, Mr. Grue?


~Graaayygtahhh hggaaaggjjzzaa! Jagaerraaazz.~

Iggy?

"He says that you should challenge them to a duel at Full Moon."

>>>Wait a minute, this is familiar. She's not going to call on the Moon Godessess again, is she?<<<

That sounds like a great idea, Mr. Grue. A duel at Full Moon, it shall be!

I will make your spine gilver oh so terribly through my Loonyness, and you will wish you had never thought about trying to best me!

>>>Yes! She's calling the Moon Godessess for sure! If there's one thing I like about my good twin, then it's her Moon Godessess beating up the Sun God! M.M.Gss.c.b.u.y.S.G.!!!!<<<


And what's this about? Back in the old days they used to fetch the Straitjacket, so they could still behold my lovely, manic smile. It's a toothy smile. My toothy smile makes me look like I'm going to bite off the top of someone's head in a second. That's why I usually smile without baring my teeth, unless I do feel like biting the top of someone's head off at the time...



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You know what? I think it's between you and Jaz at this point.

The craziness has left me.

Momentarily.

*sigh*
Jaz is the looniest and Mory is the craziest.
There, is everyone happy now?

And you are the most geniuses!

I know the grammar has left me. This happens often.

I'm the least grammarest!

Oh, you´re in big trouble!
That´s not tolerated either by Jaz or by Rob who´s not here at the moment. Just you wait.....

Whenever you smile the angels roll their eyes and the demons order out for pizza.

I will be kind about this, because you are new.

*sings* This Grammar Nazi is watching you... ^_^

(hey, that rhymed!)

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The grammar is usually on purpose... because I like being a freak monkey. If it isn't though, you can BELIEVE I will be hitting that edit button.

You're a poet and didn't know it? ;)

A challenger! I see you do not have the mythical weapon which can defeat me.. I laugh at your puny attempts at insanity! HAHAHA! You don't understand.

I will make you understand!


How loony can looniness go?
It isn't quite endless, you know.
With a sword in my fist
I see that I missed
The aim of my very first blow.

Never mind, I will get it right now!
It will make a very nice "POW"!
How about I just stick
This inane limerick
Into the battle at thou?

The ghosts of the monsters I slew
Say that I will easily best you.
It won't be so nice!
I tell you this thrice-
What I tell you three times is true.

I see your position's not hot:
The weapon you need you've not got!
Moreover, this rhyme
Will annoy in quick time
And the battle will be like with a tot!

You would hear me as I expressed
A rhyme sillier than a jest:
The market is pink,
But the kitchen must sink!
And that surely, you cannot best!

Don't worry, we're not too strict here. The grammar is generally well enough on this forum to give us Grammar Nazis a pretty relaxed schedule, and if you make some minor typographical errors, we'll pretend we haven't seen them (most of the time).

And if a person is not a native speakers, we'll of course have a lot more patience with them than we would with a person that is a native speaker.


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So, I have a scapegoat if ever I DO screw up. Yes!

*pump fist*

Did you write that 5 verse limerick Mory?
Either way, it´s very good!

Of course it's good- as long as I have the great weapon at my side, nothing can surpass my zaniness.

Yeah, it was good!

I don't even think I could write a 5 verse poem if my life depended on it.

Jazhara will have to do better than that- her life, no, WORSE!- HER TITLE AS LOONY EMPRESS depends upon it!

Sorry Mori, I can usually understand what you're talking about. Not so with Jaz.