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Old 05-15-2006, 04:57 PM   #1
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This guy ****ed a $5 hooker and got crabs, so the hooker says "What were you expecting for $5, lobster?"
 
Old 05-15-2006, 05:10 PM   #2
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This guy ****ed a $5 hooker and got crabs, so the hooker says "What were you expecting for $5, lobster?"
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Old 05-15-2006, 05:37 PM   #3
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A pirate with a steering wheel in his pants walks into a bad, so the bartender says "Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?" The pirate looks at his pants and back to the bartender, and, shrugging, says "Aargh! It drives me nuts!"
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Old 05-15-2006, 07:12 PM   #4
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A pirate with a steering wheel in his pants walks into a bad, so the bartender says "Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?" The pirate looks at his pants and back to the bartender, and, shrugging, says "Aargh! I drives me nuts!"
I prefer another version:

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel stuck to his crotch.

The bartender says, "Hey, you got a wheel stuck to your crotch."

The pirate replies, "Yarr, me ship wrecked in a terrible storm and my testicles swelled with an infection while I was knocked unconscious against the wheel. Can you please call a doctor?"
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Old 05-15-2006, 09:52 PM   #5
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Not funny! *scratch scratch*
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