[Jazhara7]

Ummm...you performed a *tapdance* on an altar of Quetzalcoatl, Mares? Are you out of your mind?! Just because he doesn't have as large a following as he used to doesn't mean he does no longer hold any power. In fact, I have a picture proving that he was still at large at the beginning of this year (and keep in mind that this means he's still powerful enough to come out of hibernation early):



He's still a power to be reckoned with, so you should take precautionary steps to make sure you'll survive the wrath of Quetzalcoatl. He won't be pleased by your offense, and he's famous for his anger. His mood is worse than that of an eagle during moult, what with being a serpent too.

It's a pity you didn't do a lapdance instead. Quetzalcoatly has a grudge against tapdancers as he envies them for their talent, but is unable to dance due to his obvious lack of legs.

Come to think of it, he doesn't have a lap either...well, I guess he just enjoys watching lapdancers then...


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[RLacey]

Please tell me that you didn't! Do you realise just how dangerous that is?

[Maquisard]

Hey. I was touring down in Mexico with a troupe, doing a song and dance interpretation of the first act of Phantom's story. We hired some giant snake to play the giraffe. Anyway, during a particularly animated routine (tap dancing to "in the Ghetto"), I accidentally stepped on its tail. He got super pissed and was all like, "Oooh, look at me, I'm Quizatch Hadderach (or something), and I will eat you by the end of the moon, for I am verily pissed". I was gonna offer him some brains, but Jazz ate them all. What in the world shall I do?!

[AFGNCAAP]

Awww. So cool you thought of me. I'd love to (the giraffe is my favourite character, after all), but other obligations keep me busy.

But I applaud the idea of dance show version of the story. Especially as it appears we won't see the final episode any time soon. (*ahem* at Phantom)

Keep us updated about the world tour.

[stepurhan]

Looks like the cast for the world tour of Phantoms story (adapted with songs) is all set now except for one part.

The forumite who agreed to do the casting (mentioning no Karmi...er... I mean names. ) neglected to realise we'd need 3 people to play the giraffe, a front end, a back end and a neck. We need someone tall for the neck still

AFGNCAAP! You're fairly tall. Could you do the neck for us?

[RLacey]

Can I set the thing to music? I reckon that would make it a lot better.

Yeah, to music! And preferably finished, Phantom ...

[Karmillo]

Well its been a while but after so much hardship Im almost done with the casting!
Ive been having trouble with casting the giraffe though, no one feels as if they could live up to the role of such a tragic character(I have to say once again Phantom how amazed I am that you could pack so much ill-fate into the Protagonists past!)

But not all is lost! I know this one guy down in mexico, an old friend that I feel responsible for how his career turned out, after all I did steal the majority of his following....the outcome of those freak chain of events that was Jeysie Scandal last month...
Anyway I told him he could have the starring role if he let us use his place for the premier.

Even though he was thrilled about getting his name out there again he sounded really cranky...If only I could remember what it was that ticked him off so much...

Im suprised that Ive been able to get anything done, what with the whole incident with my cousin(who turned out to be my distant cousin Adalbert, not Bullovatch...it all makes perfect sense now....)
But on the bright side of things it turned out that he was incredibly rich and he was actualy coming to inform me that I was to be his new heir! So now Ive got all this money and no idea on what to do with it, any sugestions?


Oh, we still need a director for this! I think Lacey would be a good choice...He does go to Oxford after all, isnt that like shakesphere school?

[Talas]

Come on Phantom, tell us the final fate of Patrick, they can't finish like that!

Fake Edit: Now that I think about it, I wonder how's Karmillo doing with the casting? I think it's time for an update.

[MoriartyL]

Phantom, your story doesn't make any sense! Especially around the part with the hammer. What the heck did you mean with that?

See, I think it would work much much better if one of the dancers' brother turned out to be the killer. It would make so much more sense that way! What do you guys think?

[Phantom]

Alright. It took a while, but here's the next part of my story. As you might notice, the end is drawing near for our hero.

The demon donkey-man hybrid toaster: episode LXXXCCIII:
The Verdict

When the judge's hammer fell, the court silenced. The decision had been made, there was no turning back, and there was no room for interpretation: Patrick had been sentenced to death.

He was the only one who knew what really happened that night when the dancing Giraffe was killed by an terribly smelling concentrated blast of the sabotaged smell synthesizer on stage. He knew who was behind the evil scheme. And he would take it to his grave.

His blind adoration for Karmillo, the evil twin brother of the dancing Giraffe, kept him from telling the truth to the jury. He would stay loyal to the bitter end, if need be.

As he was lead to the chair through the dark corridor, he felt no remorse and no regret for what he had done. It was only when they passed an open window, that the idea sprang to mind to attempt a final, heoric, ultimately deadly, mental escape.

While he jumped out of the four-story window and landed on the concrete floor, he looked up to the stars one more time.

[simpson_yellow]

Man, I hope Phantom's story never ends. I'm loving it.

[seebaruk]

I think we should probably continue this discussion in the sex thread guys and girls. And you're a sick, sick man Karmillo.

Someone change the subject.

[stepurhan]

I can't believe you said that Karmillo! Even seebaruk isn't deranged enough to say something like that (and that takes some doing )

[Jazhara7]

I think my brain just shut down by means of some prehistoric mechanism for self-preservation...too many bad images...


Karmillo, you can't be serious! People, he can't have been serious. It's too disturbing.



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[AFGNCAAP]

Karmillo, you are awesome!

Spoiler:

In an utterly sick way.

[RLacey]

Don't we already have enough sex threads ?

... So I returned his latex behind, and from then on out I've been known as The Godfather.

[Karmillo]

Wow phantom that last part of your story reminded me of of that brief period when I was falling between Dimensions....

You see one of the destinations I arrived in seemed to be identical to this reality...that was until I bumped into myself, and I was a girl! She instantly knew what was going on and if I wanted to do it...

I wasnt sure what to think of it....would this count as incest since we were related in a way or Masturbation since we were the same person? The idea totally screwed with my mind so we got absolutely smashed on cider and...well I started to think differently...or more accurately I stopped thinking and just thought of her as another girl.
But man, there must be some rule about touching your alternate self like there is with touching yourself in the past cause the next thing I know reality itself exploded!
But it was only temporarily since when I came around things really started to get wild, like...

*****EDIT*****

...And funnily enough, that Giraffe also had tap dance shoes on!

[stepurhan]

Wow, a tap-dancing giraffe! Excellent!

You know if this story ever gets turned into a show we're really going to have to be careful about how we cast that part. Giraffes are really tall and tap dancing is a specialised skill.

[MoriartyL]

Speaking of giraffes, I saw one wandering around the other day... It's a funny story (though not as funny as the part of Phantom's with the drums). Want to hear it?