The Reverse Topic - Page 2

seebaruk · 05-09-2006, 07:01 AM

Oh man, I just tried what you suggested but I gashed my arm and now I've got a big evil looking scab. I'm being interviewed on TV in like half an hour about this whole thing, I need to get rid of this scab, any suggestions?

AFGNCAAP · 05-09-2006, 07:20 AM

No, if I understood him correctly, you will see no more Karmillo's posts in this topic (unless someone tattoos "Karmillo" on his/her forearm).

And, as a matter of fact, nor will you see mine. I must say, I loved the idea (Thanks, Phantom!) and by all means, keep it going, guys (though I believe the thread has run its course and anybody making yet another pea soup joke will bring its ultimate demise), but I am outta here.

NcroManiac · 05-09-2006, 09:53 AM

That's a great idea Phantom! Smell synthesizers are indeed the future. And, oh yeah, Pee Soup!

Hammerite · 05-09-2006, 10:53 AM

I can see the market in smell synthesisers but I think you should check around before manufacturing them because I'm sure that some German avant-garde/progressive rock band might've already got the idea.

Maquisard · 05-09-2006, 11:25 AM

Karmillo, are you reading this?

I guess I understand the need to keep our production plans secret. Just drop me a PM then.

P.S. WTF is wrong with those birds?!

Hammerite · 05-09-2006, 11:33 AM

Pee Soup!?!? Lol!

Jazhara7 · 05-09-2006, 11:44 AM

Gah, why can't I edit that post!

I'm never going to live that typographical error down.

Please, for the last time, I meant "Pea Soup", not "Pee Soup"!!!

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RLacey · 05-09-2006, 11:46 AM

Um... Jaz... I think you meant "Pea Soup". If the other stuff is green then you may want to consult your doctor.

AFGNCAAP · 05-09-2006, 12:20 PM

...or like this:

Jelena · 05-09-2006, 12:32 PM

I know your looney Jaz, but seriously: peeing in your soup. Isn´t that going too far!
Guess what! We´ve had birds doing formations in our garden all day. I never realized they had such intelligence to actually spell out Die Cats Die! correctly. That was more than I ever had expected.
Then they just flew away in an incoherent way.

RLacey · 05-09-2006, 12:46 PM

I disagree entirely.

Jazhara7 · 05-09-2006, 01:26 PM

Talk about disgusting foods, we had really jucky Pee soup in school today. It was all green, and I didn't want to eat it.

However, I agree that Tibsie should demonstrate to us the courtship dance of peacocks. With the feathers!

*runs and hides*

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AFGNCAAP · 05-09-2006, 01:48 PM

Smell synthesizers?

On a side note, birds are more intelligent than we give them credit for. I don't know about peacocks, but it is well-documented that number of American turkeys booking international flights doubles in the week preceding Thanksgiving day, to take just one example. I'm sure someone around here has a similar story to tell.

RLacey · 05-09-2006, 01:57 PM

I am not giving a demonstration of that.

Your smell synthesizers might actually prove useful there, though. The courtship dance may well involve the release of pheromones, making a demonstration of their courtship dance - something that you might persuade someone else to do - more realistic.

*stepurhan* · 05-09-2006, 02:30 PM

No, it's actually a lot more complicated than the average human dance. They also do lots of actions with their upper bodies bobbing up and down and displaying their rear ends.

I believe Rob is an expert on the subject. Go on Rob, show us how it's done.

Talas · 05-09-2006, 03:13 PM

Interesting, do you think it could be humanly possible to do something like that? I'd really like to try some new (weird) dancing moves on some girl I know.

NcroManiac · 05-09-2006, 07:03 PM

Speaking of illusionists, there's this tibetian monk that can swing his arms so fast that he moves up from the ground like a minature helicopter.

seebaruk · 05-09-2006, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RLacey

...and I never saw him again after that day, although I often dream about his fantastic eyes

Wow, that was quite a story matey. I'm all choked up. Never mind, I'm sure you and David Blaine will be reunited at some point.

*stepurhan* · 05-09-2006, 11:58 PM

Well of course, that sort of trick shouldn't be attempted unless you have trained staff with a bucket of sawdust, some trifle and a needle and thread standing by.

Much more sensible is David Copperfield's new act where he performs the peacock mating dance despite the fact that human anatomy isn't really suited to the movements. Anyone heard of any other amazing human feats involving supposedly impossible actions?

AFGNCAAP · 05-10-2006, 12:22 AM

Are you kidding? Children find trifle DISGUSTING. Yesterday I was sitting in a restaurant, and I've witnessed a little girl feeding her sawdust doll with it when her parents weren't looking.

05-09-2006, 07:01 AM	#21
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05-09-2006, 07:20 AM	#22
AFGNCAAP Dungeon Master Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Poland Posts: 4,152	No, if I understood him correctly, you will see no more Karmillo's posts in this topic (unless someone tattoos "Karmillo" on his/her forearm). And, as a matter of fact, nor will you see mine. I must say, I loved the idea (Thanks, Phantom!) and by all means, keep it going, guys (though I believe the thread has run its course and anybody making yet another pea soup joke will bring its ultimate demise), but I am outta here. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ What's happening? Wh... Where am I?

05-09-2006, 09:53 AM	#23
NcroManiac Explorer of the uncharted Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Iceland Posts: 670	That's a great idea Phantom! Smell synthesizers are indeed the future. And, oh yeah, Pee Soup! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ We are all made of stardust, the building block of the stars. And I think the time has come to shine like the suns we are and play online for fun.

05-09-2006, 10:53 AM	#24
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	I can see the market in smell synthesisers but I think you should check around before manufacturing them because I'm sure that some German avant-garde/progressive rock band might've already got the idea. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

05-09-2006, 11:25 AM	#25
Maquisard Citizen of Bizarro World Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Htrae Posts: 4,219	Karmillo, are you reading this? I guess I understand the need to keep our production plans secret. Just drop me a PM then. P.S. WTF is wrong with those birds?! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there, Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere! No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply! Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee! ~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem

05-09-2006, 11:33 AM	#26
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	Pee Soup!?!? Lol! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

05-09-2006, 11:44 AM	#27
Jazhara7 Ale! And keep 'em coming! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Beyond the Pattern of Reality...or Germany Posts: 8,527	Gah, why can't I edit that post! I'm never going to live that typographical error down. Please, for the last time, I meant "Pea Soup", not "Pee Soup"!!! - Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ - "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant." >>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<< And This...is a Black Hole - BYE!

05-09-2006, 11:46 AM	#28
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	Um... Jaz... I think you meant "Pea Soup". If the other stuff is green then you may want to consult your doctor. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

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05-09-2006, 12:32 PM	#30
Jelena Lazy Bee Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Sweden Posts: 7,518	I know your looney Jaz, but seriously: peeing in your soup. Isn´t that going too far! Guess what! We´ve had birds doing formations in our garden all day. I never realized they had such intelligence to actually spell out Die Cats Die! correctly. That was more than I ever had expected. Then they just flew away in an incoherent way. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Temporary guest in your life

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RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	I disagree entirely. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

05-09-2006, 01:26 PM	#32
Jazhara7 Ale! And keep 'em coming! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Beyond the Pattern of Reality...or Germany Posts: 8,527	Talk about disgusting foods, we had really jucky Pee soup in school today. It was all green, and I didn't want to eat it. However, I agree that Tibsie should demonstrate to us the courtship dance of peacocks. With the feathers! runs and hides - Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ - "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant." >>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<< And This...is a Black Hole - BYE!

05-09-2006, 01:48 PM	#33
AFGNCAAP Dungeon Master Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Poland Posts: 4,152	Smell synthesizers? On a side note, birds are more intelligent than we give them credit for. I don't know about peacocks, but it is well-documented that number of American turkeys booking international flights doubles in the week preceding Thanksgiving day, to take just one example. I'm sure someone around here has a similar story to tell. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ What's happening? Wh... Where am I?

05-09-2006, 01:57 PM	#34
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	I am not giving a demonstration of that. Your smell synthesizers might actually prove useful there, though. The courtship dance may well involve the release of pheromones, making a demonstration of their courtship dance - something that you might persuade someone else to do - more realistic. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

05-09-2006, 02:30 PM	#35
stepurhan Freeware Co-ordinator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: South East England. Posts: 7,309	No, it's actually a lot more complicated than the average human dance. They also do lots of actions with their upper bodies bobbing up and down and displaying their rear ends. I believe Rob is an expert on the subject. Go on Rob, show us how it's done. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree

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05-09-2006, 03:13 PM	#36
Talas S.P.E.C.I.A.L. Join Date: May 2005 Location: Mexico Posts: 707	Interesting, do you think it could be humanly possible to do something like that? I'd really like to try some new (weird) dancing moves on some girl I know. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ ¿Qué?

05-09-2006, 07:03 PM	#37
NcroManiac Explorer of the uncharted Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Iceland Posts: 670	Speaking of illusionists, there's this tibetian monk that can swing his arms so fast that he moves up from the ground like a minature helicopter. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ We are all made of stardust, the building block of the stars. And I think the time has come to shine like the suns we are and play online for fun.

05-09-2006, 11:58 PM	#39
stepurhan Freeware Co-ordinator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: South East England. Posts: 7,309	Well of course, that sort of trick shouldn't be attempted unless you have trained staff with a bucket of sawdust, some trifle and a needle and thread standing by. Much more sensible is David Copperfield's new act where he performs the peacock mating dance despite the fact that human anatomy isn't really suited to the movements. Anyone heard of any other amazing human feats involving supposedly impossible actions? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree

05-10-2006, 12:22 AM	#40
AFGNCAAP Dungeon Master Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Poland Posts: 4,152	Are you kidding? Children find trifle DISGUSTING. Yesterday I was sitting in a restaurant, and I've witnessed a little girl feeding her sawdust doll with it when her parents weren't looking. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ What's happening? Wh... Where am I?