The Reverse Topic - Page 11

Hammerite · 06-16-2007, 02:26 AM

I'm getting second thoughts about this...

Bomber Joe · 06-16-2007, 02:32 AM

Listen up!
I've been reading about yer space government and I'm thinkin': you don't wanna do this, 'K?
Cuz I'll tell yer somethin': you'll be sorry you crossed

THE KNIGHTS OF THE SHADED METAL DAWN

because we have weapons,
we have bombs,
and we make money from
Warez and ROMs

So fergeddaboudit!!

*stepurhan* · 06-16-2007, 02:37 AM

All well and good but I still think that, despite what James the Space Zebra tells us otherwise, animals with hooves will tend to rip their space suits resulting in rather nasty, and messy, explosions. This will of course be much worse if you fit them with jetpacks so they can fly everywhere.

Plus maybe I've been playing too many conspiracy based AGs but I can't help thinking that there is some shady group out there that is going to try to stop us putting this into action.

TMUFUSN · 06-16-2007, 02:45 AM

Well said about the zebras -- and also about good manners. Keeping the latter in mind I shall devote my second post -- rather than my debut post as the custom would dictate -- to introducing my humble self.

My name is Adalbert Tmufusn and I have been lurking here due to recommmendation from my distant cousin Karmillo. I work part-time as a Junior Evil Overlord in a company a name of which I am not foolish enough to reveal, but am currently finalizing preparations for a business trip which should greatly increase my chance for promotion to Supreme Ruler (let's just say there is an assassination involved). When I become Supreme Ruler of the Universe, I will only permit video game women to have huge boobs so long as there is an equal ratio of video game men with huge shlongs. But never mind that. I am just catching up on this delightful thread for some Evil Ruling tips.

Thus, welcome, fine folk of Adventure Gamers. In the seeming absence of my kinsman (who, as he asked me to inform you, left on a five-year excursion of some kind), I hope I will be an equally long-time and merry companion.

Hammerite · 06-16-2007, 03:00 AM

Well that's just silly.

Jazhara7 · 06-16-2007, 03:09 AM

I am really glad to hear that you do not intend to withdraw from my supreme and benevolent rule of this planet and all of Humanity with the space government. I will support you, if only to make sure the rights of the Red Squirrels are preserved even in Space. And that Grey Squirrels will not be allowed to venture out into space to terrorise even more species.

I was also asked to deliver a request by the Spheniscid Union that they would like us to allow the Zebras to be involved in the works in outer space, as that is the dream of every Zebra since their greates hero James the Space Zebra saved them all from the great bleach can of Doom. They've been rioting to get heard ever since they heard of this project.

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RLacey · 06-17-2007, 07:22 AM

I can barely understand a word of that, Jazzy. All those abbreviations...

samIamsad · 06-17-2007, 07:54 AM

!yecaLR olleH!

Hammerite · 06-17-2007, 08:00 AM

But what if the EGT were to be taken over by the SGHTs, bcause then the YPLs would be completely useless!

Squinky · 06-17-2007, 09:24 AM

Yesterday I BBD'd an EGT full of YPLs and XKCDs. And, guess what, I did it using only a chopstick! ROTFLOL!

Okay, that's enough for now. TTYL.

samIamsad · 06-17-2007, 09:35 AM

Asl?

Hammerite · 06-17-2007, 10:53 AM

NMH, OTC and AIS are all part of the Elephant 6 Collective.

Giligan · 06-17-2007, 01:07 PM

I find that using the ACP in the M1911 is the only way to get good RPM.

TMUFUSN · 06-17-2007, 01:11 PM

Pardon me for interrupting what apparently is a preparation to war against a hostile alien race, but I am new at this message board and need assistance with a devious crossword puzzle I am currently struggling with: what could the bands called Neutral Milk Hotel, The Olivia Tremor Control, and The Apples in Stereo have in common?

Let the moderators kindly move this post elsewhere if need be.

Giligan · 06-17-2007, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TMUFUSN

All the talk in the thread regarding men's underwear has got me thinking, friends, so please bear with me. If I purchased a large toilet, would I be able to submerge my ass in the bowl and have it cleaned as the toilet flushed? I can't afford a bidet right now.

No, Mufsun. But you can put said undergarments over streetlamps for good luck.

Maquisard · 06-17-2007, 02:07 PM

Let's hope a moderator moves the n00b's misplaced reply meant for the underwear thread to its proper place before someone quotes it!

Squinky · 06-17-2007, 07:31 PM

Uh, eww?

beat!the!champ! · 06-17-2007, 09:29 PM

None actually

Maquisard · 06-17-2007, 10:09 PM

Beat the champ, how many times have you actually beaten the champ?

AFGNCAAP · 06-17-2007, 11:06 PM

I agree with the previous post, but not with the one before it. Take Winston Churchill or Michael Schumacher, for example.

06-16-2007, 02:26 AM	#201
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06-16-2007, 02:32 AM	#202
Bomber Joe Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 4	Listen up! I've been reading about yer space government and I'm thinkin': you don't wanna do this, 'K? Cuz I'll tell yer somethin': you'll be sorry you crossed THE KNIGHTS OF THE SHADED METAL DAWN because we have weapons, we have bombs, and we make money from Warez and ROMs So fergeddaboudit!! Share Share this post on Twitter

06-16-2007, 02:37 AM	#203
stepurhan Freeware Co-ordinator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: South East England. Posts: 7,309	All well and good but I still think that, despite what James the Space Zebra tells us otherwise, animals with hooves will tend to rip their space suits resulting in rather nasty, and messy, explosions. This will of course be much worse if you fit them with jetpacks so they can fly everywhere. Plus maybe I've been playing too many conspiracy based AGs but I can't help thinking that there is some shady group out there that is going to try to stop us putting this into action. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree

06-16-2007, 02:45 AM	#204
TMUFUSN Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 3	Well said about the zebras -- and also about good manners. Keeping the latter in mind I shall devote my second post -- rather than my debut post as the custom would dictate -- to introducing my humble self. My name is Adalbert Tmufusn and I have been lurking here due to recommmendation from my distant cousin Karmillo. I work part-time as a Junior Evil Overlord in a company a name of which I am not foolish enough to reveal, but am currently finalizing preparations for a business trip which should greatly increase my chance for promotion to Supreme Ruler (let's just say there is an assassination involved). When I become Supreme Ruler of the Universe, I will only permit video game women to have huge boobs so long as there is an equal ratio of video game men with huge shlongs. But never mind that. I am just catching up on this delightful thread for some Evil Ruling tips. Thus, welcome, fine folk of Adventure Gamers. In the seeming absence of my kinsman (who, as he asked me to inform you, left on a five-year excursion of some kind), I hope I will be an equally long-time and merry companion. Share Share this post on Twitter

06-16-2007, 03:00 AM	#205
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	Well that's just silly. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

06-16-2007, 03:09 AM	#206
Jazhara7 Ale! And keep 'em coming! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Beyond the Pattern of Reality...or Germany Posts: 8,527	I am really glad to hear that you do not intend to withdraw from my supreme and benevolent rule of this planet and all of Humanity with the space government. I will support you, if only to make sure the rights of the Red Squirrels are preserved even in Space. And that Grey Squirrels will not be allowed to venture out into space to terrorise even more species. I was also asked to deliver a request by the Spheniscid Union that they would like us to allow the Zebras to be involved in the works in outer space, as that is the dream of every Zebra since their greates hero James the Space Zebra saved them all from the great bleach can of Doom. They've been rioting to get heard ever since they heard of this project. - Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ - "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant." >>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<< And This...is a Black Hole - BYE!

06-17-2007, 07:22 AM	#207
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	I can barely understand a word of that, Jazzy. All those abbreviations... Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

06-17-2007, 07:54 AM	#208
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06-17-2007, 08:00 AM	#209
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	But what if the EGT were to be taken over by the SGHTs, bcause then the YPLs would be completely useless! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

06-17-2007, 09:24 AM	#210
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	Yesterday I BBD'd an EGT full of YPLs and XKCDs. And, guess what, I did it using only a chopstick! ROTFLOL! Okay, that's enough for now. TTYL. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

06-17-2007, 09:35 AM	#211
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06-17-2007, 10:53 AM	#212
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	NMH, OTC and AIS are all part of the Elephant 6 Collective. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

06-17-2007, 01:07 PM	#213
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06-17-2007, 01:11 PM	#214
TMUFUSN Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 3	Pardon me for interrupting what apparently is a preparation to war against a hostile alien race, but I am new at this message board and need assistance with a devious crossword puzzle I am currently struggling with: what could the bands called Neutral Milk Hotel, The Olivia Tremor Control, and The Apples in Stereo have in common? Let the moderators kindly move this post elsewhere if need be. Share Share this post on Twitter

06-17-2007, 02:07 PM	#216
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06-17-2007, 07:31 PM	#217
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	Uh, eww? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

06-17-2007, 09:29 PM	#218
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06-17-2007, 11:06 PM	#220
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