Stop... it's headcrab time!

samIamsad · 05-04-2006, 07:41 AM

Ordered!

Tobbe · 05-04-2006, 07:42 AM

Did you order Vista?

samIamsad · 05-04-2006, 07:46 AM

Ooopy, my fault (I can't edit and delete my posts, anymoer...)

http://store.valvesoftware.com/produ...CrabPlush.html

mrdriller · 05-04-2006, 08:46 AM

It'll only fit over a pet's head? I want a full size head crab.

Intrepid Homoludens · 05-04-2006, 09:17 AM

OMG!!! I soooo f***ing want one!!!

EDIT: Oops, they should've made the 'mouth' fleshy and pink, just like in the game. And it doesn't squeak. Ah well, it's still t3h k3\/\/t!!

Jazhara7 · 05-04-2006, 11:53 AM

Oooh, I think this'd go nicely with the Plush Face Hugger and Chest Burster!!!!

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RLacey · 05-04-2006, 11:59 AM

I like the facehugger. The chestburster seems a little too... um... plush, though.

Intrepid Homoludens · 05-04-2006, 12:00 PM

Funny, I've always thought of those things as facef***ers. Which in reality they are because that's how they breed.

RLacey · 05-04-2006, 12:04 PM

Because I'm sad enough to have actually listened to the commentary track for Alien vs Predator, I can reveal to the rest of you that the lead actress described the facehuggers as "flying vaginas". Which lends a certain amount of credence to your argument, Trep.

Intrepid Homoludens · 05-04-2006, 12:04 PM

SHHHH!!! Shut up! seebsie might be reading this thread.

*Melanie68* · 05-04-2006, 12:05 PM

Vagina got you moved to chit chat!

RLacey · 05-04-2006, 12:06 PM

No, it had already been moved after post #7.

Jatsie · 05-04-2006, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RLacey

"flying vaginas".

Now I'm doubly scared...

Intrepid Homoludens · 05-04-2006, 12:10 PM

If it were flying penises you wouldn't be, stud.

Jazhara7 · 05-04-2006, 12:25 PM

Here's the underside of the thing, for all of you:

Quote:

Originally Posted by RLacey

I like the facehugger. The chestburster seems a little too... um... plush, though.

Here's a better picture of the chest burster.

You all really should read Millionaire Playboy, especially the toy section. They review great stuff over there, and the articles are written in a very entertaining way. Also, the pictures are a story all of their own.

What would *you* do with one?

Now here's someone you wouldn't want to see from inside a plane...

Note that the face hugger was not originally in the Polar Dinosaur expedition set.

Can you tell that I love that site even more because they also cover playmobil?

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RLacey · 05-04-2006, 12:27 PM

The grinning face did suggest that you did

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Intrepid Homoludens · 05-04-2006, 12:42 PM

There's ssssssomething weird ass going on in here.

RLacey · 05-04-2006, 12:44 PM

Dasilva · 05-04-2006, 12:58 PM

Yes, I'm getting a headcrab for my brothers' birthday.

Jatsie · 05-04-2006, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

There's ssssssomething weird ass going on in here.

I found a special toy just for you:

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RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	Because I'm sad enough to have actually listened to the commentary track for Alien vs Predator, I can reveal to the rest of you that the lead actress described the facehuggers as "flying vaginas". Which lends a certain amount of credence to your argument, Trep. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

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