[SCRUGAtes13]

...And so are you all, pat on the back! List your five reasons why you are all awesome and you each get a gold star.

1. I completed Viewtiful Joe on every difficulty setting
2. I'm the only 19 yr old i know who enjoys old skool rock'n'roll
3. I am happy with my life, for now
4. i understand how commodities function
5. i eat practically anything

your turn.

[Sage]

Wait, am I supposed to list five reasons why Karmillo is awesome, or five reasons why I feel I'm awesome?

[SakSquash]

Only 5?

1. My car is cool and by default, that makes me cool too.
2. For the longest time, I wanted to be a gravedigger, until I found out they don't use shovels anymore.
3. I have an Xbox360
4. My cat has extra fingers on her paw, thus allowing her to pick things up. Since she's my cat, that makes me cool.
5. I kayak.

[Karmillo]

Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott

Wait, am I supposed to list five reasons why Karmillo is awesome, or five reasons why I feel I'm awesome?

I think yourself but I guess it wouldnt hurt to think up of five reasons why I'm awesome either


Well...here goes

1. I am Karmillo
2. I have an evil twin called Kirmallo
3. I have a Jack Russel, who is also Awesome
4. I will destroy the world in a way that everyone will still think Im awesome
5. I am just plain Awesome

[Sage]

Okay then...

Karmillo is awesome because:
5. He's from Scotland.
4. He's not afraid to ask questions.
3. He's in touch with his "inner child".
2. He has a great sense of humor.
1. His posts make me smile, often unintentionally.

[Karmillo]

Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott

Okay then...

Karmillo is awesome because:
5. He's from Scotland.
4. He's not afraid to ask questions.
3. He's in touch with his "inner child".
2. He has a great sense of humor.
1. His posts make me smile, often unintentionally.

Awww thats the sweetest thing anyone has ever said about me

Your Awesome to the Max!

[SCRUGAtes13]

Originally Posted by SakSquash

4. My cat has extra fingers on her paw, thus allowing her to pick things up. Since she's my cat, that makes me cool.

no way!! pictures!

plus scott we wanna hear why YOUR awesome man, we already know Karmillo is awesome cause it says it in the title

[Sage]

Originally Posted by SCRUGAtes13

Plus Scott we wanna hear why YOU'RE awesome man, we already know Karmillo is awesome cause it says it in the title.

I wouldn't mind hearing that myself.

[Fairygdmther]

Scott is awesome because

5. He's very smart, but doesn't make anyone else feel dumb.

4. He's the friendliest redneck you'd ever want to know.

3. He doesn't ever put anyone down - he always understands.

2. He's kind and funny, and is able to laugh at himself.

1. But most of all, he's the (best friend, lover, brother, father, you name it) that you've always wanted to have.

Lynsie

[Sage]

Thank you Fairygdmther! You're so sweet!

[SCRUGAtes13]

Originally Posted by Fairygdmther

1. But most of all, he's the (best friend, lover, brother, father, you name it) that you've always wanted to have.

Lynsie

can i get that with fries?

[Fairygdmther]

Nope, Scott doesn't need any sort of embellishment - he's wonderful just the way he is!

[Hammerite]

1. Listens to alternative rock
2. refuses to be labelled.
3. denies his awesomeness

i could only think of 3 reasons for me.

[RLacey]

I am certainly not awesome, as my paranoia and self-loathing merely serve to prove. You guys are, though .

[pinkgothic]

5. I corrupt people. (Yes, I believe this is a good feature)
4. I tolerate almost all eccentricities
3. I seperate the rational and emotional, making me a kick-arse (and rather frightening, at times) moderator.
2. I have my own religion which I invented years ago and have come to believe on a purely emotional level, which has given me a great deal of inner peace.
1. I am me - an individual. I copy no one.

Vice:

1. I am not in the least humble.

I'm also kind of random. If I made another 5-point list, I'd probably end up using entirely different points, though the sick, crazy religion one will definitely always be there unless I forget about it.

[SCRUGAtes13]

Originally Posted by RLacey

I am certainly not awesome, as my paranoia and self-loathing merely serve to prove. You guys are, though .

1) you work in 2/4 speed, which is pretty impressive
2) you enjoy the many intricasies of internet gaming
3) anyone who stands in your way is greeted politely and generously
4) Anyone who mistakes your kindness for weakness gets crushed like a bug5) 'Robert', two sillables like the sound 'ribbit' ending in 't' and starting in 'r' with the middle consonant being 'b'; the sound a frog makes. thus symbolising your nature: always communicating and emphasising to your fellow brothers and sisters. god bless you.

[NcroManiac]

There's a lot of love going on in this thread

[Stoofa]

1. I am stupidly optimistic sometimes. This has helped me through some bad patches.

2. I love my friends and family deeply and unconditionally. It takes a lot for me to like or trust someone, but once I do I'm loyal like a little pomeranian.

3. Strange things happen to me a lot. Well, actually I think they don't happen to me more than they do other people, I just notice them. This means I have weird little stories to entertain people with.

4. I know lots of inane little facts.

5. I learn things really quickly. This is important, as I have the attention span of a gnat and a problem with being attracted to a multitude of shiny novel hobbies.

[seebaruk]

Originally Posted by NcroManiac

There's a lot of love going on in this thread

There sure is. With any luck the title can be changed to 'the orgy thread' before too long

5 reasons eh, OK...

1. I still support Sunderland, despite breaking lots of records like lowest points tally, fewest home wins (a grand total of 0, yayy!), biggest leper of a striker, etc etc

2. I have a 12 inch cock

3. I'm a very good liar

4. I've got a picture on my lounge wall of me with an 8 foot samoan whose hand is as big as my head

5. Marmite sucks

[SCRUGAtes13]

Originally Posted by seebaruk

4. I've got a picture on my lounge wall of me with an 8 foot samoan whose hand is as big as my head

lets see it then!