So sad

SoccerDude28 · 04-28-2006, 12:49 PM

poor dolphins

NcroManiac · 04-28-2006, 01:05 PM

...can you hear the dolphins cry....

Sad news indeed...

Maquisard · 04-28-2006, 01:26 PM

Look at the bright side. A lot of Tanzanians are having dolphin meat tonight, wow wee!

NcroManiac · 04-28-2006, 02:26 PM

Mmmm, overgrown tuna....

Karmillo · 04-28-2006, 02:29 PM

Also they can make armour out of the dolphins and spawn a 400 man army of Dolpin Warriors!

NcroManiac · 04-28-2006, 02:32 PM

That will teach them not to sing!

*(Did not like the Hitchicker movie).

Karmillo · 04-28-2006, 02:34 PM

Heeey maybe thats what happened, they were flying away cause the earth is gonna be destroyed and smacked right into the remains of the Ozone layer

"So long! and thanks for all the *SPLAT*"

Maquisard · 04-28-2006, 02:40 PM

lol

Dasilva · 04-28-2006, 03:16 PM

Aww.

04-28-2006, 04:12 PM

400 Dolphins die of starvation, a whole village gets dolphin meat to last years.

Mankind > Nature.

SakSquash · 04-28-2006, 04:19 PM

In similar news, my girlfriend hit a turkey with her car.

04-28-2006, 04:23 PM

Oh, this is going to be great.

Why did the turkey cross the road?

SakSquash · 04-28-2006, 04:24 PM

To commit suicide apparently.

*Melanie68* · 04-28-2006, 04:26 PM

Poor turkey

Gobb.....

SakSquash · 04-28-2006, 04:30 PM

What about me? It hit her windshield at 70mph right where I was sitting! I was sure it would bust through the window and hit me in the face, Fabio style!

SCRUGAtes13 · 04-28-2006, 05:45 PM

climate change kills dolphins.

humans get food.

climate change kills humans.

the end.

Karmillo · 04-28-2006, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SCRUGAtes13

climate change kills dolphins.

humans get food.

climate change kills humans.

the end.

Epilogue

Karmillo is Awesome

To be continued>>>

SakSquash · 04-28-2006, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karmillo

Epilogue

Karmillo is Awesome

To be continued>>>

Karmillo's story > Another of SCRUAtes hairbrained ideas.

Sage · 04-28-2006, 08:25 PM

Observations:
1. Just because their stomachs were empty doesn't mean the dolphins starved to death. Toothed cetacians beach themselves in large groups with some regularity for reasons we don't understand. The fossil record indicates this may have been happening long before humans were a factor.
2. Why do I think dolphin meat would taste absolutely awful? Just a hunch, perhaps.
3. A turkey? Pfft! Try hitting a deer at that speed. Deer don't die quickly, and they kick and flail a lot until they do.

SakSquash · 04-28-2006, 09:48 PM

What made it worse was that right before she hit it, I said "Aw! A turkey!"

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NcroManiac Explorer of the uncharted Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Iceland Posts: 670	Mmmm, overgrown tuna.... Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ We are all made of stardust, the building block of the stars. And I think the time has come to shine like the suns we are and play online for fun.

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NcroManiac Explorer of the uncharted Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Iceland Posts: 670	That will teach them not to sing! *(Did not like the Hitchicker movie). Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ We are all made of stardust, the building block of the stars. And I think the time has come to shine like the suns we are and play online for fun.

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Karmillo woof Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: NOT REALLY RIGHT HERE Posts: 4,750	Heeey maybe thats what happened, they were flying away cause the earth is gonna be destroyed and smacked right into the remains of the Ozone layer "So long! and thanks for all the SPLAT" Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "I've got nothing to lose! Except for...well everything."

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04-28-2006, 04:12 PM	#10
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SakSquash Banned User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: New Paltz...for now... Posts: 6,177	In similar news, my girlfriend hit a turkey with her car. Share Share this post on Twitter

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04-28-2006, 05:45 PM	#16
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04-28-2006, 08:25 PM	#19
Sage Bad Influence Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Birmingham, Alabama USA Posts: 5,547	Observations: 1. Just because their stomachs were empty doesn't mean the dolphins starved to death. Toothed cetacians beach themselves in large groups with some regularity for reasons we don't understand. The fossil record indicates this may have been happening long before humans were a factor. 2. Why do I think dolphin meat would taste absolutely awful? Just a hunch, perhaps. 3. A turkey? Pfft! Try hitting a deer at that speed. Deer don't die quickly, and they kick and flail a lot until they do. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Ignorance is bliss, denial is divine, and willful ignorance is a religious experience. Share the love. <3

04-28-2006, 09:48 PM	#20
SakSquash Banned User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: New Paltz...for now... Posts: 6,177	What made it worse was that right before she hit it, I said "Aw! A turkey!" Share Share this post on Twitter