What would ya do for a mill? *Probably obscene*

seebaruk · 04-13-2006, 06:25 AM

Well, it's the afternoon and I can't be arsed to work, so thought I'd start a new thread. And since I can't be arsed to think, I've come up with the highly original 'What would you do for a million bucks?'

Just say whether you'd do what the previous person posted and why, then come up with a new idea of your own! It's so simple even my insane grandmother could play. I'll start.

Would you....gargle someone elses diarrhea?

SakSquash · 04-13-2006, 06:35 AM

Yes. I'd even swallow.

Would you grind your arm into a meat grinder until you reached your elbow?

NcroManiac · 04-13-2006, 06:46 AM

No. Would you cut off one of your testicles with a rusty butter-knife?

seebaruk · 04-13-2006, 07:00 AM

Eesh, it has to be rusty too? Evil. I'd have to pass on that, I like my balls.

Would you...

Stick a 12 inch dildo wrapped in barbed wire fully into your arse?

SakSquash · 04-13-2006, 07:03 AM

No. What good is a million if you're not alive to spend it?

Karmillo · 04-13-2006, 07:03 AM

I would take down the person whos flashing around the mil

seebaruk · 04-13-2006, 07:08 AM

That's cheating

Plus you didn't come up with a 'would you'.

Kirmallo · 04-13-2006, 07:40 AM

Would you take down the person flashing around the million?

Karmillo · 04-13-2006, 07:40 AM

Yes I would

Hammerite · 04-13-2006, 12:43 PM

Would you go on a dangerous mission featuring 46 levels of amazing 3d environments with over 15 different enemies each with unique characteristics and battle tactics while having to tackle around 70 different complex mindchallenging puzzles?

RLacey · 04-13-2006, 01:42 PM

Yes, so long as I have Quicksave.

Would you be my friend?

Sage · 04-13-2006, 06:09 PM

That depends. Would I have to admit in public that I'm your friend? If so, that's not necessarily a deal-breaker, but it is a consideration.

Would you spend a week in Alabama without benefit of guide or translator?

NcroManiac · 04-13-2006, 09:05 PM

Shure, I could always eat one of the natives if I got desperate.

Would you be the next Bachelor/Bachelorette?

Sage · 04-13-2006, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by NcroManiac

Shure, I could always eat one of the natives if I got desperate.

Even though you don't know where they've been?

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Originally Posted by NcroManiac

Would you be the next Bachelor/Bachelorette?

Sure, why not? (understand I've never watched either show, so I might be letting myself in for more than I'd bargained for)

NcroManiac · 04-13-2006, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott

Even though you don't know where they've been?

Sure, i come from a contry where we regulary eat delicious foodstuffs such as

and

and of course

^(the least said about that one the better)

Intrepid Homoludens · 04-13-2006, 10:02 PM

For a million dollars I would post in this thread.

...............well, where the hell is my money?

Sage · 04-13-2006, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by NcroManiac

Sure, I come from a country where we regularly eat delicious foodstuffs such as:

Mmmm, skate wings! Yummy!

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Originally Posted by NcroManiac

and

Sheep's head? Ummm...I'd try it. Probably.

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Originally Posted by NcroManiac

and

Mmmm, shark! Double yummy!

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Originally Posted by NcroManiac

and

Lutefisk? If you can choke that mess down, then I can too. (and in what long-passed drunken stupor would doing that to fish even sound like a good idea?)

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Originally Posted by NcroManiac

and of course

^(the least said about that one the better)

That looks kind of like souse meat (pig brains). Am I close?

jjacob · 04-13-2006, 11:09 PM

I'd eat my shoes, or well, atleast one of them

Hammerite · 04-13-2006, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by NcroManiac

looks like donkey from shrek.

NcroManiac · 04-14-2006, 04:49 AM

Whe tend to eat the most parts of the sheep head. The tongue is especialy good. Some go as far as eating the eye or mashing the brains into a stew, but it's rare now days (and it's not particulary good for you).

The 4th item is actualy not lutefish but dried fish, usually haddock, cod or catfish, beaten to soften it. It's wery good with or without butter, much better than lutefish.

And the last one, if you have the stomach:

Spoiler:
Pressed sheep's testicles

And who could forget the national drink, Brenniv�*n or the Black Death as some call it?

More info

04-13-2006, 06:25 AM	#1
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04-14-2006, 04:49 AM	#20
NcroManiac Explorer of the uncharted Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Iceland Posts: 670	Whe tend to eat the most parts of the sheep head. The tongue is especialy good. Some go as far as eating the eye or mashing the brains into a stew, but it's rare now days (and it's not particulary good for you). The 4th item is actualy not lutefish but dried fish, usually haddock, cod or catfish, beaten to soften it. It's wery good with or without butter, much better than lutefish. And the last one, if you have the stomach: Spoiler: Pressed sheep's testicles And who could forget the national drink, Brenniv�*n or the Black Death as some call it? More info Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ We are all made of stardust, the building block of the stars. And I think the time has come to shine like the suns we are and play online for fun.