What would ya do for a mill? *Probably obscene* - Page 2

Jatsie · 04-14-2006, 04:52 AM

Now I understand Bjork a whole lot more.

NcroManiac · 04-14-2006, 05:03 AM

Not even us Icelanders understand Björk!

Back on topic: Would you listen to the whole Björk collection from start to fhinish without a break for a mill?

Jelena · 04-14-2006, 05:16 AM

Regarding that Brennivin Palli. I´ve heard that the people of Reykjavik party/drink on a whole different level than the rest of the Nordic countries. A lot of alcohol.....
Is that true?

^sure I´d listen to Björk!

Would you be my house keeper for a year?

NcroManiac · 04-14-2006, 05:31 AM

Well, yeah. Most fridays and saturdays do not end before 6 in the night and sometimes thursdays too.
Many of us can inhale large amounts of alcohol without droping dow, and I once saw a small fraimed girl wining a shot contest where she devoured 32 shots of Hot n'Sweet (32,0 %) and celibrating by ordering some beer afterwards.
It is a paradox, for Iceland has the most expensive alcohol prize in the world.

^And sure, I would be your houskeeper. But you'd better suply me with lemonade!

Spiwak · 04-14-2006, 12:10 PM

Would you have your (or any) dog give you oral sex for a million?

Kirmallo · 04-14-2006, 12:15 PM

Ho...How did know?

NcroManiac · 04-14-2006, 12:16 PM

^ This one is probably more fit for the girls. I've seen a dog devouver a salami. Not a pretty sight......

Spiwak · 04-14-2006, 04:03 PM

Exactly.

42yoMan · 04-14-2006, 04:32 PM

Would you have my baby?

NcroManiac · 04-14-2006, 04:56 PM

Sure, it would probably taste delicious

Would you go on the Amazing Race on the condition that you would only walk and run backwards!

Maquisard · 04-14-2006, 10:53 PM

Sure.

Would you cause an extinction by blowing the brains out of one of the last two surviving specimens of an endangered species? (note: they're male and female, so the species has a chance if you show mercy, you cruel person!)

avatar_58 · 04-15-2006, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mares

Would you cause an extinction by blowing the brains out of one of the last two surviving specimens of an endangered species? (note: they're male and female, so the species has a chance if you show mercy, you cruel person!)

Yep. (I'm heartless....mwahahaahaaaaa)

Would you eat one of your own fingers?

RLacey · 04-15-2006, 04:30 AM

No. Not being able to play the piano would kill me.

Would you eat one of your own earlobes?

Jelena · 04-15-2006, 05:00 AM

No way, I love my gold earrings too much.

Would you streak at the Wimbledon finals?

Sage · 04-15-2006, 05:27 AM

Sure.

Would you streak a Gay Pride parade?

pinkgothic · 04-15-2006, 06:21 AM

Hey, finally something I can say "sure" to.
But then, you wouldn't really have to offer me a million. 100 EURs will probably do. Hm, well, maybe not 100 EUR, but close enough. And on days of hyperactivity, for free.

I guess part of the reason I won't do these things is because the idea of a million in cash doesn't really make me want to do anything obscure. It'd be useful, I s'ppose; I could push a large amount of that money towards London and compensate for mp3s downloaded

and general life changing; but for myself, I think I'd need to have financial worries before I'd slobber all over a million.

Would you lick an entire highway until it was squeaky-clean?

Spiwak · 04-15-2006, 07:40 AM

That depends...would cars still be driving on it?

Would you lick a men's room toilet (and the area immediately around it) until it was squeaky-clean?

EDIT: In case it's not obvious the implication is that it'd be covered in shit and/or other fluids.

Maquisard · 04-15-2006, 09:08 AM

No.

Would you french a horse?

Jatsie · 04-15-2006, 09:20 AM

A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!

Rayvielle · 04-16-2006, 07:21 AM

Hmmm, possibly yes. Then I'd get on the case of mouthwash, uber fast!

Would you never again play a computer game if you could have a million?

(My answer is no, btw.)

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NcroManiac Explorer of the uncharted Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Iceland Posts: 670	Not even us Icelanders understand Björk! Back on topic: Would you listen to the whole Björk collection from start to fhinish without a break for a mill? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ We are all made of stardust, the building block of the stars. And I think the time has come to shine like the suns we are and play online for fun.

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Jelena Lazy Bee Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Sweden Posts: 7,518	Regarding that Brennivin Palli. I´ve heard that the people of Reykjavik party/drink on a whole different level than the rest of the Nordic countries. A lot of alcohol..... Is that true? ^sure I´d listen to Björk! Would you be my house keeper for a year? Share Share this post on Twitter

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NcroManiac Explorer of the uncharted Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Iceland Posts: 670	Well, yeah. Most fridays and saturdays do not end before 6 in the night and sometimes thursdays too. Many of us can inhale large amounts of alcohol without droping dow, and I once saw a small fraimed girl wining a shot contest where she devoured 32 shots of Hot n'Sweet (32,0 %) and celibrating by ordering some beer afterwards. It is a paradox, for Iceland has the most expensive alcohol prize in the world. ^And sure, I would be your houskeeper. But you'd better suply me with lemonade! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ We are all made of stardust, the building block of the stars. And I think the time has come to shine like the suns we are and play online for fun. Last edited by NcroManiac; 04-14-2006 at 12:13 PM.

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NcroManiac Explorer of the uncharted Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Iceland Posts: 670	^ This one is probably more fit for the girls. I've seen a dog devouver a salami. Not a pretty sight...... Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ We are all made of stardust, the building block of the stars. And I think the time has come to shine like the suns we are and play online for fun.

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NcroManiac Explorer of the uncharted Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Iceland Posts: 670	Sure, it would probably taste delicious Would you go on the Amazing Race on the condition that you would only walk and run backwards! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ We are all made of stardust, the building block of the stars. And I think the time has come to shine like the suns we are and play online for fun.

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04-15-2006, 07:40 AM	#37
Spiwak is not wierd Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,148	That depends...would cars still be driving on it? Would you lick a men's room toilet (and the area immediately around it) until it was squeaky-clean? EDIT: In case it's not obvious the implication is that it'd be covered in shit and/or other fluids. Share Share this post on Twitter

04-15-2006, 09:08 AM	#38
Maquisard Citizen of Bizarro World Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Htrae Posts: 4,219	No. Would you french a horse? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there, Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere! No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply! Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee! ~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem

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04-16-2006, 07:21 AM	#40
Rayvielle Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 184	Hmmm, possibly yes. Then I'd get on the case of mouthwash, uber fast! Would you never again play a computer game if you could have a million? (My answer is no, btw.) Share Share this post on Twitter