Need a room in London & got nice armpits?...
 

..Then this is the deal for you :D

http://www.gumtree.com/london/08/4150808.html

Wonder if anyone actually sent in any photos before the details got removed...

:crazy: Was that serious? If so, crazy, crazy woman... Need to wash eyeballs now....

I've seen similar ads on Craigslist, though they never quite go into so much detail. They never leave any doubt in the mind. Amazing, the sorts of things you find there sometimes.

The sad thing is, I am looking for a place to live in Central London right now, and for that brief moment when I read the title I was hoping there might be some sort of very cheap or free single-occupancy accommodation with the only requirement being a promise to maintain good hygeine.

Sadly I am out of shape. Oh yes, and I'm also not a prostitute, though I have worked corporate retail which felt like it, or was at least intolerably unpleasant and degrading.

I'm pretty sure it's a piss take, but there are some weirdos living down here! If you're looking for a place to rent/flatshare in London, I can recommend Loot:

http://www.loot.com/rs6/homepage.asp...id=20&ri=11072

That's where I found my first flat.

http://fakeplasticworld.banglafusion.../handcuffs.jpg

:D (don't mind me, just being silly..)

It's amazing - I learn a new term every time I read one of your posts. ;)

You can call me foul mouthed, you can call me a cock, but you can never say I'm not educational ;)

Is the term "piss-take" not known outside of the UK then?

Now I'm learning stuff as well :crazy:.

I like the disclaimer.

:D:D:D at

How morally righteous. :7

;) And thus, how boring.

Whatever ;).

I bet it was an EX boyfriend who posted it as a joke.

I can't imagine someone would seriously advertise for that.

I would have actually liked to apply.

Do I need help?

Do you have nice armpits, Wormsie?

I can imagine a wierd David Lynch movie coming out of that advertisement.

Did anyonr see the picture of the alleged poster before the link was deleted? (Just curious you understand :D )

And what a fine example this sets for anyone wishing to post inappropriately in the future..

I took detailed notes... :devil:

:) I have nice armpits. Past lovers have said so and they adore the fine shiny black nest of hair.

Do you guys have nice armpits?

Yes I'm curious as well. She could be either incredibly incredibly hot or incredibly dykey, by my estimation.