03-29-2006, 11:45 AM
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Citizen of Bizarro World
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Htrae
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>Leave.
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By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there, Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere! No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply! Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee! ~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem |
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03-29-2006, 12:19 PM
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Chris Barraclough
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: London
Posts: 2,437
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> Leave
You stagger out of the bar singing 'yo ho ho, a pirates life for me, I asked a girl to eat my cock but she was a veggie' Some people look at you in disgust and assume you're drunk. Which you are. >
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03-29-2006, 01:30 PM
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Explorer of the uncharted
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Iceland
Posts: 670
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>You black out.
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03-29-2006, 02:32 PM
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Lovable rogue
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
Posts: 6,378
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> You black out.
You awaken several hours later in a strange poorly lit room, a busty wench is beside you dabbing your brow with a wet sponge. >
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03-30-2006, 05:48 AM
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Chris Barraclough
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: London
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> Say to busty wench: "I think I broke my crotch, could you give that a dab too?
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Games and Tech journo, and broke-arse author of Bat Boy (UK Authors Prize 2010 Winner), Crack (Page Turner Prize 2011 shortlisted) and Dead Dogs (nominated for the Dylan Thomas Sony Reader Award). Check out www.chrisbarraclough.co.uk for promotions and giveaways. Twitter: Seebaruk |
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03-30-2006, 02:03 PM
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Freeware Co-ordinator
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: South East England.
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The wench slaps you hard (which, to be perfectly honest, you deserved) This slap (round the face before you get any ideas) seems to have been enough to finally sober you up. You wonder where you, who this busty wench is, and whether someone has looted your precious inventory while you were passed out.
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03-30-2006, 03:09 PM
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female animal lover
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Norway
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>well, then check inventory
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03-30-2006, 03:14 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Ohio
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> You notice that your pistol, bullet and all of your fruit is gone.
 However, when she slapped you, something fell out of her ample cleavage - a KEY!!!! You notice it is a skeleton key made of brass and there is a symbol engraved on it.Updated inventory: Empty Bottle extra shirt telescope parrot empty treasure chest little knife Old sword Broken Compass Broken Gun Crude Sword Soild Pants Fruit Vendors Map Brass skeleton key with engraved symbol on it > |
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03-31-2006, 01:33 PM
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Freeware Co-ordinator
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: South East England.
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> examine cleavage for more inventory items.
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No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree |
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03-31-2006, 02:33 PM
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woof
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: NOT REALLY RIGHT HERE
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> examine cleavage for more inventory items.
Sticking you hands into the cleavage you find out that they are not ample breasts but Large Melons! Looks like your on the way to retreiving your lost fruit! Updated inventory: Empty Bottle extra shirt telescope parrot empty treasure chest little knife Old sword Broken Compass Broken Gun Crude Sword Soild Pants Fruit Vendors Map Brass skeleton key with engraved symbol on it Large Melons The Drag Queen doesnt look too happy... >
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03-31-2006, 09:51 PM
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Freeware Co-ordinator
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: South East England.
Posts: 7,309
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>slice large melons with little knife.
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No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree |
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