|09-15-2003, 11:04 PM||#1|
Joke central is home!
Something I just read:
"We´re approching the metric system inch by inch"
|09-16-2003, 12:56 AM||#2|
A Slice of Fried Gold
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, "Pack your bags honey, I just won the lottery!"
She screams back, "Oh wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or the mountains?"
He replies, "I don't care...Just get the f**k out!"
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