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ragnar · 09-15-2003, 11:04 PM

Something I just read:

"We´re approching the metric system inch by inch"

SamandMax · 09-16-2003, 12:56 AM

This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, "Pack your bags honey, I just won the lottery!"
She screams back, "Oh wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or the mountains?"
He replies, "I don't care...Just get the f**k out!"

09-15-2003, 11:04 PM	#1
ragnar Knowledgeable Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Linköping, Sweden Posts: 1,510	Joke central is home! Something I just read: "We´re approching the metric system inch by inch" Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Rem acu tetigisti -- Jeeves Read my adventure game reviews here Blaskan Dragon Go Server Ragnar Ouchterlony

09-16-2003, 12:56 AM	#2
SamandMax A Slice of Fried Gold Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 1,024	This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, "Pack your bags honey, I just won the lottery!" She screams back, "Oh wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or the mountains?" He replies, "I don't care...Just get the fk out!" Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ SamandMax's Recommended Songs** Bruce Springsteen - Wrecking Ball They Might Be Giants - Dog Walker The Kinks - Money Talks Gorillaz - DoYaThing

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