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Old 02-17-2006, 03:47 PM   #1
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This is a little treasure I first saw on french television.

He will survive...




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WTF????



The ending is... um...
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WTF????



The ending is... um...

...Classic? Come on, say it!



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Oh, alright. I suppose I should find this offensive, but I was too busy wiping the grin off my face .
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Old 02-17-2006, 03:53 PM   #5
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Oh, alright. I suppose I should find this offensive, but I was too busy wiping the grin off my face .

How could you ever find that offensive? It has "I will survive" in it!

On a sidenote, don't you just love the reactions of the people on the street when they see him.


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To be honest, I think that I would look on with a strange expression if a half-naked man, modesty protected by only a sheet and wearing a crown of thorns, was prancing down the street, waving his arms about, to a recording of I Will Survive .
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To be honest, I think that I would look on with a strange expression if a half-naked man, modesty protected by only a sheet and wearing a crown of thorns, was prancing down the street, waving his arms about, to a recording of I Will Survive .

So? That one woman was wearing a consticting snake around her neck. This is Hollywood, dear Tibsie! Half-naked men, with only a loincloth and a crown of thorns, prancing down the street, waving their arms about to a recording of I Will Survive should make nobody so much as blink.


...oh, wait. That would be New York.


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The whole world is a stage, it would appear.

I wonder if anyone else is going to join in this thrilling conversation, or whether it's going to remain a Jaz'n'Tibsie special .

And I believe that snake is called fashion, Jaz
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The whole world is a stage, it would appear.

I wonder if anyone else is going to join in this thrilling conversation, or whether it's going to remain a Jaz'n'Tibsie special .

And I believe that snake is called fashion, Jaz

A puppet stage, to be exact. And I am the puppeteer.

I was wondering the same thing, by the way.

Oh, and that Fashion, as you call it, is alive. She's holding the tail so it doesn't drop down, and the head so it doesn't scare the people! Trust me, I've held a live constricting snake before, and that one is definitely alive.


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Yes, I just realised that you were refering to a snake and not some kind of fancy piece of fashion-wear.

And, to be honest, I find the Shrek guy more creepy, and the snake-handler as strange, as Jesus in a nappy.

So, come on, SOMEONE ELSE! POST!
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I feel sorry for the guy that got but smacked
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But it was by Jesus! Shouldn't he feel privileged?

Oh, and welcome to the thread, Karmillo. Make yourself at home .
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Dont mind if I already did

Jesus's hands are what makes the miracles, the but is a different story...
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Very funny, Jaz - thanks!

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...oh, wait. That would be New York.


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On 2nd thoughts:
Not funny.
I'm RC.
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