02-17-2006, 03:47 PM | #1 |
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He will survive...
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- "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant." >>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<< And *This*...is a Black Hole - BYE! |
02-17-2006, 03:49 PM | #2 |
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WTF????
The ending is... um... |
02-17-2006, 03:50 PM | #3 | |
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...Classic? Come on, say it! -
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- "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant." >>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<< And *This*...is a Black Hole - BYE! |
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02-17-2006, 03:51 PM | #4 |
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Oh, alright. I suppose I should find this offensive, but I was too busy wiping the grin off my face .
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02-17-2006, 03:53 PM | #5 | |
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How could you ever find that offensive? It has "I will survive" in it! On a sidenote, don't you just love the reactions of the people on the street when they see him. -
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- "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant." >>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<< And *This*...is a Black Hole - BYE! |
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02-17-2006, 03:55 PM | #6 |
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To be honest, I think that I would look on with a strange expression if a half-naked man, modesty protected by only a sheet and wearing a crown of thorns, was prancing down the street, waving his arms about, to a recording of I Will Survive .
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02-17-2006, 03:59 PM | #7 | |
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So? That one woman was wearing a consticting snake around her neck. This is Hollywood, dear Tibsie! Half-naked men, with only a loincloth and a crown of thorns, prancing down the street, waving their arms about to a recording of I Will Survive should make nobody so much as blink. ...oh, wait. That would be New York. -
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- "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant." >>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<< And *This*...is a Black Hole - BYE! |
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02-17-2006, 04:00 PM | #8 |
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The whole world is a stage, it would appear.
I wonder if anyone else is going to join in this thrilling conversation, or whether it's going to remain a Jaz'n'Tibsie special . And I believe that snake is called fashion, Jaz |
02-17-2006, 04:05 PM | #9 | |
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A puppet stage, to be exact. And I am the puppeteer. I was wondering the same thing, by the way. Oh, and that Fashion, as you call it, is alive. She's holding the tail so it doesn't drop down, and the head so it doesn't scare the people! Trust me, I've held a live constricting snake before, and that one is definitely alive. -
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- "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant." >>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<< And *This*...is a Black Hole - BYE! |
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02-17-2006, 04:08 PM | #10 |
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Yes, I just realised that you were refering to a snake and not some kind of fancy piece of fashion-wear.
And, to be honest, I find the Shrek guy more creepy, and the snake-handler as strange, as Jesus in a nappy. So, come on, SOMEONE ELSE! POST! |
02-17-2006, 04:08 PM | #11 |
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I feel sorry for the guy that got but smacked
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02-17-2006, 04:10 PM | #12 |
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But it was by Jesus! Shouldn't he feel privileged?
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02-17-2006, 04:10 PM | #13 |
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Lol, thats funny.
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02-17-2006, 04:12 PM | #14 |
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Dont mind if I already did
Jesus's hands are what makes the miracles, the but is a different story...
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02-17-2006, 04:48 PM | #15 |
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Best. Short. Short. Ever.
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02-17-2006, 07:29 PM | #16 |
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Very funny, Jaz - thanks!
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02-17-2006, 09:30 PM | #18 |
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Haha! loved it.
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02-17-2006, 11:53 PM | #19 |
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Very funny.
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02-17-2006, 11:54 PM | #20 |
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On 2nd thoughts:
Not funny. I'm RC. .
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