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Old 01-28-2006, 04:53 AM   #1
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You answered 30 items out of 38 correctly.

Your score is 79%. You know some important facst about sex but still hold on to some dangerous myths. You need further academic sex education in order to learn how to tell the real facts from the rumours.


Take the test: http://teenadvice.about.com/library/...wledgequiz.htm
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Old 01-28-2006, 05:00 AM   #2
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You answered 36 items out of 38 correctly.Your score is 95%. Great job! You are well educated about sex; you really know your stuff and aren't likely to believe silly rumours or locker room facts.
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I got 82%. Though a true or false quiz that asks variations on the same quesiton, so that you know the answer to the next two even if you get one wrong, seems a bit silly. Oh, and a few of the questions seemed badly worded and/or subjective, which made me wonder who the creator of this quiz was...
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Old 01-28-2006, 05:16 AM   #4
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Yeah I got a few questions wrong because of it was worded. Ah well, its just a quiz.
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Old 01-28-2006, 05:20 AM   #5
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Did they word this wrong???

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Q: You can NOT get pregnant if you have sex when the girl has her period.
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lol.
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Old 01-28-2006, 05:23 AM   #7
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You answered 34 items out of 38 correctly.

Your score is 89%. Great job! You are well educated about sex; you really know your stuff and aren't likely to believe silly rumours or locker room facts.
RLacey's right. Some of the questions are odd...
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Old 01-28-2006, 05:26 AM   #8
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"That answer was not correct. The correct answer to:
More teens are having sex than remaining virgins.
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False"

?? Seems highly suspicious to me.

"You answered 36 items out of 38 correctly.

Your score is 95%. Great job! You are well educated about sex; you really know your stuff and aren't likely to believe silly rumours or locker room facts."

I don't think this quizz smells really well, especially on all the abstinence business...
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Yeah, it is one-sided. Some of it were quite inaccurate, but that is my opinion.
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You answered 37 items out of 38 correctly.

Your score is 97%. Great job! You are well educated about sex; you really know your stuff and aren't likely to believe silly rumours or locker room facts.


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I was going along fine until I ran into a really hideous grammatical error that had no justification existing in the test. No worse blemish on legitimacy as far as I am concerned.
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33 out of 38. "Highlights" of the test? "There is no such thing as 'safe sex' only 'safer sex'." (their answer: true) and "Sex is a good way to prove that you care about and are committed to another person." (their answer: false). Kinda ideological, rather than factual, isn't it? Which, I'm sorry to say, makes me question the actual "knowledge" presented in other answers. Also: "Doctor's will test you" (I suppose that's the error Kingzjester had in mind).
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"Sex is a good way to prove that you care about and are committed to another person."
I clicked true because sex CAN be a way to show your committed and you love that person. So it ends up that sex is a no no in a relationship then.
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Apparently, the quizmaker thinks sex is mainly a way to show you despise or don't care about another person...
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Old 01-28-2006, 11:49 AM   #15
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Very biased quiz, isn't it?

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Q: You can NOT get pregnant if you have sex when the girl has her period.
Believe it or not, I thought it was a trick question, assuming that they were asking about the period girl's partner . Obviously I got it wrong, even though I knew the fact otherwise.
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*rolls on the floor and laughs*

Oh God, thanks for quoting that again, I didn't get what you mean the first time (I guess I'm slow today ). Hehe, precious.
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Yeah, they played fast and loose with those "you" statements. As a matter of fact, I am absolutely positive that I cannot get pregnant under any circumstances, and especially not while standing up having drunken sex in a hot tub during a girl's period.

One part I took issue with was:

Q: Oral sex is not really sex.
A: False

President Clinton taught me that oral sex is not really sex ("I did not have sex with that woman"), and as we all know, according to a careful study by the Lovenstein Institute, he has an IQ of 182. Who am I to argue with such a smart guy?
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This quiz smacked of SRT, to me. And I find the whole idea of SRT existing extremely worrying even though I vaguely agree with them from a moral standpoint .
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Er, some of these are hogwash... honestly, I just stumbled across the Q: Sex is a good way to prove that you care about and are committed to another person. question myself... how moronic. *picks what she feels is right despite knowing they want the other one*

I agree I'm not sure how trustworthy their answer on Q: More teens are having sex than remaining virgins. is. But then, I don't have access to the statistics. I can only refer to people I came in social contact with. Again, this question, and the follow-ups, I've answered as I feel my social surroundings to be.

Q: Oral sex is not really sex. is a bullshit question. Define sex, then. Good lord. My answer here is true, because my definition of 'sex' is actual intercourse. If they disagree, fine. Be that way. I know lots of people don't share my view on the word. But I wanted to get that off my chest.

Q: Oral sex is the safest kind of sex you can have, you can't get pregnant or catch an STD this way. Don't get me started on this one. Oh, all right. Before someone goes ahead and assumes I'm thinking you can't get an STD via oral sex... my gripe is the other bit, 'you can't get pregnant'. Which you obviously can't, unless their definition of oral sex is something other than mine. I find that makes this question very, very badly worded. I got it right, uhm, durh, obviously; but I find the question is utter bull.

Well, whatever.

You answered 32 items out of 38 correctly.

Your score is 84%. Great job! You are well educated about sex; you really know your stuff and aren't likely to believe silly rumours or locker room facts.


I only got one genuinely wrong:

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Pregnancy only happens if the guy ejaculates inside the girl, if he pulls out before ejaculation there is little or no risk of pregnancy.
I found the 'or no' is obviously not the case, but I did think it was greatly reduced. There. Fun, but clearly biased and thus not very trustable quiz.
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my gripe is the other bit, 'you can't get pregnant'. Which you obviously can't, unless their definition of oral sex is something other than mine.


I'm sure that someone with a lot of "yes" answers on the other sex test could do it.
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