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05-22-2007, 02:23 PM
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Sexy cutlery
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05-22-2007, 04:36 PM
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Lovable rogue
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
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Beef Jerky.
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
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05-22-2007, 10:32 PM
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Creepy Father Figure
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Texas Dammit!
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Man when I was 20 I was all about the lewd thoughts, then my first daughter was born and ruined it all.
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05-22-2007, 11:41 PM
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Creepy Father Figure
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Texas Dammit!
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 I teach toddler gun safety classes. (And some of them are pretty good shots)  And I have my own cult! I'm a busy guy. |
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05-23-2007, 12:00 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: South East England.
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Join us. Resistance is futile. (Maybe you were in TNG after all. Quote:
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No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree |
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05-23-2007, 02:19 AM
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Ale! And keep 'em coming!
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Beyond the Pattern of Reality...or Germany
Posts: 8,527
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Whoops, fixed that. - 
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- "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant." >>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<< And *This*...is a Black Hole - BYE! |
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05-23-2007, 02:30 AM
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Ale! And keep 'em coming!
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Beyond the Pattern of Reality...or Germany
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Aww, come on! I won't hurt you as long as you don't try and attack me. It's "Self defense", not "attacking random guys on the street". And even if I wanted to attack you for no reason, I would get in trouble for that. Also, one always has to be careful not to overdo the self defense. It is okay to hit a person that is trying to grab you, but it is not allowed to keep on hitting them if they stopped. And it's also a good idea to give the appearance of being clumsy when dealing the hits, especially if there's witnesses. If you *accidentally* stumble and by coincidence your fist connects with the opponent's face, that is more likely to get the witnesses on your side than when you are obviously punching the opponent. Even if the guy was clearly the attacker, that might not always be clear to bystanders. I won't hit you, Tibsie. Don't worry. You're my friend! Quote:
Yep, that's what they taught us too. Books, glasses, rolled up magazines (more effective than one would think), weights for jogging, nordic walking sticks, anything you might be holding in your hand (when thrown in the face of someone who is running at you fast. The speed of the object and the speed of the attacker add up). -
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- "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant." >>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<< And *This*...is a Black Hole - BYE! |
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05-23-2007, 02:43 AM
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Lovable rogue
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
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This post is brought to you by the letter "C".
DEFENCE Kindly take out your editing pen.
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
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05-23-2007, 03:07 AM
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Super Scottish Hero
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Edinburgh, UK
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05-23-2007, 04:13 AM
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Ale! And keep 'em coming!
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Beyond the Pattern of Reality...or Germany
Posts: 8,527
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Hey, that's the same thing I told the trainer about me! I think the trainer had better aim at throwing things than me, even though he was nearly blind on his right eye, and thus didn't really have depth perception. I suck at throwing things at people. -
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- "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant." >>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<< And *This*...is a Black Hole - BYE! |
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