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Old 05-22-2007, 02:17 PM   #19861
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Or maybe I just like cutlery .
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Old 05-22-2007, 02:23 PM   #19862
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Or maybe I just like cutlery .
Hey, cutlery can be sexy too. I like these for example.

Sexy cutlery
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Old 05-22-2007, 02:25 PM   #19863
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Old 05-22-2007, 02:27 PM   #19864
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Whatever.
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Bugger it all.
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Old 05-22-2007, 02:46 PM   #19866
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Old 05-22-2007, 04:36 PM   #19868
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Beef Jerky.
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In Soviet America, beef jerky eats you?
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Man when I was 20 I was all about the lewd thoughts, then my first daughter was born and ruined it all.
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Old 05-22-2007, 11:22 PM   #19871
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I really hope it didn't make your thoughts go lewder...
...then I'd stop talking to you.
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Old 05-22-2007, 11:41 PM   #19872
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I cannot believe that I'm now picturing you as a cat sitting on a toilet reading a newspaper. Jelena is also inextricably becoming Garbo despite my certain knowledge she doesn''t quite look like that (apart from the whole casual elegance part. She's got that bit down).
I cannot believe I missed this! I bet you didn't know I had a recurring role in the original Star Trek


I teach toddler gun safety classes. (And some of them are pretty good shots)


And I have my own cult!

I'm a busy guy.
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Old 05-23-2007, 12:00 AM   #19873
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I cannot believe I missed this! I bet you didn't know I had a recurring role in the original Star Trek
I can't see why they didn't bring you back for the Next Generation.
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Shot to the tongue. That's got to hurt.
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Is it tied in with your Star Trek appearances at all?

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Old 05-23-2007, 02:19 AM   #19874
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I wonder if we get anything if we turn in a misspeller.

Whoops, fixed that.



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Old 05-23-2007, 02:30 AM   #19875
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If I ever see you, Jaz, I'm running away.

Aww, come on! I won't hurt you as long as you don't try and attack me. It's "Self defense", not "attacking random guys on the street". And even if I wanted to attack you for no reason, I would get in trouble for that.

Also, one always has to be careful not to overdo the self defense. It is okay to hit a person that is trying to grab you, but it is not allowed to keep on hitting them if they stopped.

And it's also a good idea to give the appearance of being clumsy when dealing the hits, especially if there's witnesses. If you *accidentally* stumble and by coincidence your fist connects with the opponent's face, that is more likely to get the witnesses on your side than when you are obviously punching the opponent. Even if the guy was clearly the attacker, that might not always be clear to bystanders.

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Yep. In a fight, anything can be used as a weapon, even a pair of eyeglasses. Just jab the ear hook into the attacker's eye socket.


Yep, that's what they taught us too. Books, glasses, rolled up magazines (more effective than one would think), weights for jogging, nordic walking sticks, anything you might be holding in your hand (when thrown in the face of someone who is running at you fast. The speed of the object and the speed of the attacker add up).



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This post is brought to you by the letter "C".

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Kindly take out your editing pen.
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anything you might be holding in your hand (when thrown in the face of someone who is running at you fast. The speed of the object and the speed of the attacker add up).
You're assuming the ability to throw with any degree of accuracy, which is certainly false for me...
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I wonder if a clove of Garlic can kill this thread ... ?
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Old 05-23-2007, 04:13 AM   #19879
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You're assuming the ability to throw with any degree of accuracy, which is certainly false for me...


Hey, that's the same thing I told the trainer about me!

I think the trainer had better aim at throwing things than me, even though he was nearly blind on his right eye, and thus didn't really have depth perception.

I suck at throwing things at people.


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I'm pretty good at throwing stuff at people.
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