[stepurhan]

Originally Posted by RLacey

Okay... so who were the other 59 that minute?

They were all her. SHe's the only one for me.

You see dear. Nothing to worry about here.

Originally Posted by RLacey

I think we should all test ourselves on Mavis Beacon. I have an old DOS version knocking about somewhere.

But won't different era Mavis Beacon's test us differently. Time ran more slowly in the days of DOS.

Originally Posted by RLacey

I can't believe that we're sitting here boasting about typing speeds .

It's no mor unbelievable than any of the other stuff we discuss.

Originally Posted by Jat316sob

That's what I did, and I had a nice cup of tea too.

The nice cup of tea is always the answer for us Brits.

Originally Posted by rlpw

You been hanging out with The Hoff again Jatsie?

But how is your knowledge of The Hoff's repertoire?

Originally Posted by Jelena

Aww. (((Jatsie)))
Do you own one of these gel eye masks?

Yes he does. But not for dealing with headaches.

Originally Posted by Jat316sob

No, send it to Papua New Guinea. According to everyone's favourite MP - one Boris Johnson of Henley on Thames - they still indulge in cannibalism there.

I've got his autograph. He was catching my evening commuter train once. Got him to sign something for my wife (who adores him) Disturbingly she's hung it up in our hallway.

[Lucien21]

Originally Posted by RLacey

Everyone who posts after me loves children in an utterly sick way.

Surely I must win?

Originally Posted by Maquisard

Exclaimed Marko.

Originally Posted by saucyminx

I just got my period. Who dares to mess with me?

Originally Posted by Lucien21

Originally Posted by squarejawhero

The next person who posts is homosexual.

...

... no, wait... er... hold on...

Originally Posted by pinkgothic

(1) In what timespan?
(2) And will win what?

Originally Posted by Maquisard

Well that post surely won't win, 'cause it's in the form of a question. You should never ask questions in a thread like this.

Originally Posted by Gknight

I could download a picture but I will be banned from this site.

Originally Posted by squarejawhero

YOU ALL FAIL. THE FOLLOWING POST ALSO FAILS.

Originally Posted by samIamsad

That's it. The end. Finito! We're done here. Game over, don't insert coin to continue. Congratulations, you ranked: 345454546788926th. G,A,M,E,O,V,E,R, GAMEOVER-ay-oo-aaaaaaaaay-oo-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay-oooooooooooooooo-ay-ooooooooo. Watch the credits, take your dog for a walk, and get a job.

Originally Posted by [toj.cc]Phantom

Originally Posted by SamNMax

... **** you mother****ers.

Originally Posted by Jazhara7

Unless a thread is locked, no thread on Adventure Gamers truly dies. They just lie dormant. Remember that the unofficial figurehead of the Adventure Genre is the Zombie!


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Originally Posted by Melanie68

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
gonna grab some afternoon delight.
My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right.
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.
And you know the night is always gonna be there any way.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
looking forward to a little afternoon delight.
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling
a little afternoon delight.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Please be waiting for me baby when I come around.
We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the sun goes down.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Originally Posted by pinkgothic

You're assuming I want to win

Multi pass

[RLacey]

Die, Thread™!

[Giligan]

I Hate You All™.

Or, with first letters moved around, hiya, all!

[Squinky]

Originally Posted by Jat316sob

I've noticed that when I'm playing Phoenix Wright, Maya makes me think of Jaz.

Who's Phoenix, then?

[rlpw]

Wow, Lucien has posted a lot of regurgitated Thread™ there. You need some Pepto?

[stepurhan]

Originally Posted by Giligan

I Hate You All™.

Or, with letters moved around, hiya, all!

I suspect that of being incorrect. However, you can get

Hiya late Lou

from moving the letters around. Now we just need someone called Lou who is either dead or not on time.

[Giligan]

Wow, Lucien has posted a lot of regurgitated Thread™ there. You need some Pepto?

I like that, it's like some sort of commemoration for 2 Years of Thread™.




Who is Lou™?


I smell some sort of franchise opportunity here....

[stepurhan]

Originally Posted by Giligan

Who is Lou™?

Hey, when did you trademark the name I made up?

[Trumgottist]

Originally Posted by Giligan

Bob's your uncle! (er, brother)

Aw, crumbs! I'd been waiting for a good moment to post that particular silliness, and now I find you doing it when I leave this forum for a while.

Originally Posted by rlpw

By the way, has anybody seen the baby?

No, not that I can recall.

Originally Posted by stepurhan

That thing with the razor is seriously messed up.

I didn't even get what the joke was supposed to be until I read some comments on it. I thought the person was simply shaving his arms.

Originally Posted by UPtimist

How can you people post so much in one thread? Don't you have a life to live for crying out loud?

Indeed. It took a while to catch up.

Originally Posted by rlpw

It comes with a loom!

I help my older sister build up the warp in her loom once a year.

Originally Posted by RLacey

I'm not sure that those who use AIM as their only messaging client can be the best at anything .

Nah. That's reserved for people who Skype.

Originally Posted by Giligan

<plays opera music>

Originally Posted by RLacey

*starts singing at a very high pitch with an exceedingly shrill voice, causing all the windows to shatter*

I prefer Purcell to that kind of opera. Dido and Aeneas... Now that's good music.

[Giligan]

Originally Posted by stepurhan

Hey, when did you trademark the name I made up?

When you weren't looking, of course!

Originally Posted by Trumgottist

Aw, crumbs! I'd been waiting for a good moment to post that particular silliness, and now I find you doing it when I leave this forum for a while.

Well, you know, if you're not first, you're, um... somewhere behind it.

[Jelena]

Trumgottist
Nice to see you.

[RLacey]

Originally Posted by Trumgottist

I prefer Purcell to that kind of opera. Dido and Aeneas... Now that's good music.

That's a piece I love to hate (or, at least, I hate Dido's Lament).

[Trumgottist]

Why is that? It's wonderful. (The time I played it was one of the most intense musical experiences of my life.)

[RLacey]

It may have something to do with the fact that it's the same few bars of music repeated over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and...

Yeah, I know. I should probably love the bars. But I can't bring myself to .

[Trumgottist]

As a bassonist, those repeating bars were exactly what I played. Ah well, taste differs.

I suppose you hate Pachelbel's Canon, too?

[RLacey]

Nah. That has some variety in it. And I'm a hypocrite .

[Trumgottist]

That was unexpected. Then maybe you just haven't heard a good version of Dido.

[Giligan]

Classical music! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooo <runs in terror>

[RLacey]

Fool.