[Jatsie]

Originally Posted by Giligan

if you know what I mean.

I don't.

[RLacey]

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[Giligan]

Originally Posted by Jat316sob

I don't.

Look up Paul Bunyan on Wikipedia.

[Jazhara7]

Originally Posted by Giligan

I'm trying to kill him, already!


And what's this uncle stuff? Am I an uncle, or a brother or what? Who is Mooggie? And while we're at it, just what is the secret of Monkey Island?

Sorry, you're our brother, not our Uncle. It's your avatar, I think, that makes me think you're my uncle.

Oh, and I don't think that pushing brother over the balcony will kill him. Pushing him off the balcony, or over the balustrade would be more effective, I think. And I won't let you do that.


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[RLacey]

GET BACK TO WASHING, SIS!

[Jatsie]

Originally Posted by Giligan

Look up Paul Bunyan on Wikipedia.

I don't care enough to do that, I'm just going to assume it has something to do with its homophone, bunion.

Perhaps you should see a chiropodist?

[Jazhara7]

Originally Posted by Giligan

Look up Paul Bunyan on Wikipedia.

So, you admit to being a Lumberjack, brother?



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[Giligan]

No!



Also, I could be a brother and an uncle, but that would have required, you know......

[Jazhara7]

Originally Posted by RLacey

GET BACK TO WASHING, SIS!

*puts dishrag in Tibsie's hand* I am cleaing the dishes. You get to drying now, or you'll get another kick to the shin. That's what little sisters are for, after all.




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[Jazhara7]

Originally Posted by Giligan

No!



Also, I could be a brother and an uncle, but that would have required, you know......

Ewwww. No.

*kicks Giligan's shin*

That's for having dirty thoughts!



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[Giligan]

*hobbles away*

[RLacey]

Originally Posted by Jazhara7

*puts dishrag in Tibsie's hand* I am cleaing the dishes. You get to drying now, or you'll get another kick to the shin. That's what little sisters are for, after all.




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I thought little sisters were for flirting with even younger brothers (say, Hammerite?)...

*dodges kick*

Little sisters are for doing all the chores while I sit and do nothing. Dry the dishes yourself, woman!

[Jazhara7]

Originally Posted by RLacey

I thought little sisters were for flirting with even younger brothers (say, Hammerite?)...

*dodges kick*

Little sisters are for doing all the chores while I sit and do nothing. Dry the dishes yourself, woman!

Well, you'll net get out of here before you have dried the dishes, as you will notice that I've locked all doors, there are no windows, and I've hid the key somewhere where you will never find it.

So get to work already!


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[RLacey]

Okay.

"YOU CAN DO IT, JAZ! GO ON, DRY THOSE DISHES! YOU'RE DOING REALLY WELL... KEEP GOING. THE DISHES ARE ALMOST DRY! NO, WAIT, THIS ONE IS STILL WET! AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A DISH-DRYER!"

[Jazhara7]

Originally Posted by RLacey

Okay.

"YOU CAN DO IT, JAZ! GO ON, DRY THOSE DISHES! YOU'RE DOING REALLY WELL... KEEP GOING. THE DISHES ARE ALMOST DRY! NO, WAIT, THIS ONE IS STILL WET! AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A DISH-DRYER!"

*slowly waves a hand in front of Tibsie's eyes*

Are you sure you're alright? You seem to be hallucinating. I am not drying the dishes.

Come on, it's fun. And you'll get a life cookie later on!



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[RLacey]

*hands the dishcloth to Jaz and stands in the corner, with arms folded and a look on his face to imply mild annoyance at Jaz's insolence*

[Jatsie]

*hands Robsie a whip*

Pssst, it helps with motivation...

[rlpw]

*hoses Robsie with dishwater*
If you don't want to wash dishes, do the laundry.

By the way, has anybody seen the baby?

[Jazhara7]

Originally Posted by RLacey

*hands the dishcloth to Jaz and stands in the corner, with arms folded and a look on his face to imply mild annoyance at Jaz's insolence*

*jumps at Tibsie, hugs, and doesn't let go*

PUPPY!

Originally Posted by Jat316sob

*hands Robsie a whip*

Pssst, it helps with motivation...

Now you're hallucinating too! We're in a locked room with no windows! You are unable to hand him a whip, uncle.



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[Giligan]

The weird uncles are always hallucinating.

*watches through window*