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Trumgottist · 04-06-2007, 01:55 PM

Illegal operation. The Thread™ will now be terminated. Do you wish to restart it?

UPtimist · 04-06-2007, 01:57 PM

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RLacey · 04-06-2007, 02:32 PM

DIE, THREAD™!

rlpw · 04-06-2007, 04:33 PM

Computer Error# 418:
Your parity check is overdrawn and you're out of cache...

Squinky · 04-06-2007, 08:52 PM

while(1) printf("Shut up.\n");

Trumgottist · 04-06-2007, 10:53 PM

You forgot a brace there. One have to be careful with those things, or you might accidentally create an infinite loop.

while (1) { printf("Shut up.\n");
if (up.shut()) break;
}

Squinky · 04-06-2007, 11:41 PM

No, dear, the infinite loop was on purpose.

*stepurhan* · 04-07-2007, 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rlpw

I thought it was a willow branch

Yuo can divine with a cricket bat? Excellent!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trumgottist

Illegal operation. The Thread™ will now be terminated. Do you wish to restart it?

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RLacey · 04-07-2007, 04:13 AM

"Why" indeed...

Trumgottist · 04-07-2007, 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squinky

No, dear, the infinite loop was on purpose.

I'm shocked! It that what they teach you in programming classes? Though when I think about it, that could explain some things.

Hammerite · 04-07-2007, 09:34 AM

* pushes the thread into a trapdoor *

rlpw · 04-07-2007, 09:56 AM

Woohoo!

Squinky · 04-07-2007, 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trumgottist

I'm shocked! It that what they teach you in programming classes? Though when I think about it, that could explain some things.

Sadly, I can only wish that my CS profs had enough of a sense of humour to do so.

rlpw · 04-07-2007, 10:00 AM

Computer Error #220:
you don't have sufficient network permissions to run Solitaire...

Squinky · 04-07-2007, 10:03 AM

squinky.setStatus("dejected");
squinky.walkAway();

rlpw · 04-07-2007, 10:09 AM

Computer Error # 493:
internet is needed to catch the etherbunny...

Squinky · 04-07-2007, 10:32 AM

So, I was just wondering, why do you call them computer errors? Won't simply "error" suffice to get your poin across?

squinky.setStatus("bewildered");

rlpw · 04-07-2007, 10:49 AM

yes Squinkikins, your poin is well taken

Actually they're IT excuses from my Google start page
Like this

# 293
Too many little pins on CPU confusing it, bend back and forth until 10-20% are neatly removed. Do _not_ leave metal bits visible

rlpw · 04-07-2007, 11:03 AM

RLacey · 04-07-2007, 11:56 AM

I hate this Thread™.

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04-06-2007, 02:32 PM	#17823
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04-06-2007, 04:33 PM	#17824
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04-06-2007, 08:52 PM	#17825
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04-06-2007, 10:53 PM	#17826
Trumgottist Game Creator Hobbyist Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Stockholm (or Gotland) Posts: 2,609	You forgot a brace there. One have to be careful with those things, or you might accidentally create an infinite loop. while (1) { printf("Shut up.\n"); if (up.shut()) break; } Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Play my game: Frasse and the Peas of Kejick. The Special Edition is now available! (Mac OS X or Windows.)

04-06-2007, 11:41 PM	#17827
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	No, dear, the infinite loop was on purpose. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

04-07-2007, 04:13 AM	#17829
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04-07-2007, 09:34 AM	#17831
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04-07-2007, 09:56 AM	#17832
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04-07-2007, 10:00 AM	#17834
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04-07-2007, 10:03 AM	#17835
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	squinky.setStatus("dejected"); squinky.walkAway(); Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

04-07-2007, 10:09 AM	#17836
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04-07-2007, 10:32 AM	#17837
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	So, I was just wondering, why do you call them computer errors? Won't simply "error" suffice to get your poin across? squinky.setStatus("bewildered"); Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

04-07-2007, 10:49 AM	#17838
rlpw Creepy Father Figure Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Dammit! Posts: 5,107	yes Squinkikins, your poin is well taken Actually they're IT excuses from my Google start page Like this # 293 Too many little pins on CPU confusing it, bend back and forth until 10-20% are neatly removed. Do _not_ leave metal bits visible Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The Nature Conservancy www.soulpancake.com www.ted.com Twitter

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04-07-2007, 11:03 AM	#17839
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04-07-2007, 11:56 AM	#17840
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	I hate this Thread™. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.