03-11-2007, 05:12 PM | #16901 |
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Awww, come on! It's not even long. You start reading in the middle quote, and proceed reading outwards. Basically, Cougarmadcat is making Sims of the characters of Neverwinte Nights 2. She asked us which outfit would fit the Bishop (Chaotic Evil Ranger. Bad guy attitude, but also very sexy) Sim. There's a link to the image she posted of the different outfits. The first of the outfits, is Bishop in the classic Tom Baker Doctor Who outfit. To that I commented that I now envision Bishop not only drinking Starbucks coffee (an old joke. His voice actor also did ads for Starbucks), but distributing (possibly poisoned) Jelly Babies. I then proceeded to imagined Bishop saying in the way he says "...Something you need?" (hard to explain. You have to hear it) every time you address him in game "...Want a Jelly Baby?". Ava then commented on that, and Sorcha wondered just *what* kind of jelly baby he would be offering. Then cougar wrote down what it would be like if Casavir (the Paladin, and love interest for females from NWN2) tried the same approach, possibly messing it up by accidentally saying "Want a baby?" with paperbag in hand, instead of "Want a Jelly Baby?" with paperbag in hand. Ava then clarified for those who did not get the joke that of course he was offering Jelly Babies, not an actual baby, and that being the Paladin and Casavir at that, he would blush redder than roses. And any female Knight Captain would still take him by his word and assume he really did ask her if she wanted a baby, shouting "YES!!! I thought you'd never ask!" and pounce him. Better? I believe that post was longer than the actual dialogue I posted in quotes, though. -
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03-12-2007, 04:37 AM | #16902 |
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Guys, I seriously think that you're missing the point of this Thread™. Some of us are trying to kill it, you know...
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03-12-2007, 04:56 AM | #16903 |
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Some of us are just here to thwart you.
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
03-12-2007, 04:57 AM | #16904 |
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Grr...
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03-12-2007, 05:55 AM | #16905 |
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I got "Thwarting for Dummies" specially.
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03-12-2007, 06:01 AM | #16906 |
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Excellent, if all else fails we can at least bludgeon Robsie with a weighty book (which will most likely be on fire at the time, given my feelings on books.)
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
03-12-2007, 06:23 AM | #16907 |
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So sad....
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03-12-2007, 07:23 AM | #16908 |
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I agree. It would be quite sad if you decided to thwart me. Not that you'd succeed, of course...
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03-12-2007, 07:53 AM | #16909 |
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I thwart I thwaw a putthy tat
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03-12-2007, 10:24 AM | #16910 |
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I'm on to you...You're not trying to kill it at all.
You've got the biggest post count by far and posting here is not exactly killing it. Now if I only could figure out what your real reason for posting here is..... Suggestions, anyone!
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03-12-2007, 10:28 AM | #16911 |
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I'm attempting to be the last person to post! Unfortunately, that requires me to make a new post every time someone else does...
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My feelings about using it as a bludgeoning instrument are ambivalent. I've never really thought of you as small and yellow. Ah, the terrible burden that is your lot. Time to reluctantly post again squire.
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03-12-2007, 10:38 AM | #16913 |
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My ability to create posts off the cuff... it's a gift. And a curse.
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Anyone with a halfpenny purse of wit can come up with posts the caliber of:
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03-12-2007, 01:37 PM | #16916 |
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I'm glad. It's a challenge to retain my standard, high-quality level of posting here, but one that I feel I'm rising to.
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03-12-2007, 03:58 PM | #16917 |
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Here's a very sweet fanart of NWN 2 by the very talented Maka.
(from left to right: Shayla, Esmerelle with Baby Knight-Captain [the player character] on her arm, and Daeghun) And here's the dialogues she imagined that pass between the characters in the image: Shayla: Come over here and admire the baby with us, dear! ^.^ Daeghun: It's staring at me. o_o; Why is it staring at me? Baby-KC: *stare* o.o Daeghun: *looks back again* Is it still staring at me? Baby-KC: *keeps staring* Daeghun: *turns away* Maybe if I can't see her, she can't see me! >.>; And: Shayla: Dear? What's wrong? You look as though you're having a palsy. o.o;; Daeghun: ._.; Nothing, Love, I'm fine...Just fine... *steals a glance* Baby-KC: *stares back* ^.^ <3 Isn't it just adorable? Please, please comment on this. -
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03-12-2007, 04:11 PM | #16918 |
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No.
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03-12-2007, 04:13 PM | #16919 |
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- "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant." >>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<< And *This*...is a Black Hole - BYE! |
03-12-2007, 04:15 PM | #16920 |
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Bob?
YOU CALL ME BOB?! Jazhara7 |