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Old 02-28-2007, 04:51 PM   #16561
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You say that now but we all know you wish your girl friend is as cute as Kate Moster. She's a dreamboat. Just looak at her face!

She's very pretty and pretty damn smart.

Do you know Avenue Jew? It's "Avenue Q" combined with "Fiddler on the Roof".

With Kate Monstervitz and Jewish American Princeton. It's hilarious.


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Old 03-01-2007, 01:59 AM   #16562
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The slight author miscalculations have been succesfully changed.
In the event of author error I believe the prize still has to be awarded to applicants giving correct answers based on the information supplied.

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It's puzzle time!

R S X A R A H Z A J Y
F E G Y B G Y G V H E
A D V E N T U R E T C
A S A E S E E I N B F A
K L H B T J U I E E V L
G H U D A A A D H K R
L I G F J R H H S H j U
T H R E A D M W S T D
The answers Revetahw. Now where's my prize.

Oh, and by the way, your letter alignment leaves a bit to be desired. Shouldn't you be using a monospaced font for this? Also, why is my name not in there?
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Old 03-01-2007, 04:27 AM   #16563
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Old 03-01-2007, 05:12 AM   #16564
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No, just a little tired. I was up at 5 this morning for work.
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I wasn't gonna run from the cops,
but I was Hi!
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Old 03-01-2007, 05:20 AM   #16566
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Cops have never pulled me over man, and I'm always Hi!
Man I'm lame at making jokes...
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Old 03-01-2007, 05:22 AM   #16567
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I wasn't gonna run from the cops,
but I was Hi!
I really have trouble equating you with Afroman, though that would be a new look for you.
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Old 03-01-2007, 05:29 AM   #16568
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Hey... I used to know that song off by heart. It was very big in France when I was on a French exchange .
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Surely with your fine grasp of the English language it would have to go something more like.
One was on the verge of cleaning one's domicile but then one partook of some recreational drugs.

One was going to get the jolly old Dust Devil out but then one partook of some recreational drugs

One's residence is still in a state of chaos and one is well aware of the reason (why old chap?)

rather,

- due to the use of recreational drugs [repeat 3X]
I'll admit that does mess up the scansion somewhat though.
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But hey, he does use the word "paraplegic"...
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But hey, he does use the word "paraplegic"...
Yes, you've got to admire someone managing to fit that into song lyrics (especially as it serves as a cautionary tale regarding drugs and driving)

Do you think he works with Halifax. They've managed to shoehorn both the following rhymes into their adverts.
your money really will go far
take advantage of our AER

come along to me
bring two forms of ID.
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Oh, and personally I'm pro-hug but if you want to go beyond that you'd darn well better be my wife.
No worries I won't. But I'd like an online hug please.
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The answers Revetahw. Now where's my prize.

Oh, and by the way, your letter alignment leaves a bit to be desired. Shouldn't you be using a monospaced font for this? Also, why is my name not in there?

Probably. I wasn't really going to put much work into it, but now that you mention it, I'll do that next time.

And your name wasn't in there because it's too long. As you can see, I've only referred to myself as "Gil", and all the other good spots were used. I should have stuck Jaz or RL on one of the lower levels. there.
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So as some of you might have guessed, I finally got around to seeing Avenue Q and now I have this huge crush on Kate Monster. In fact, I'm so obssessed with her that I felt like killing Princeton in the most painful and horrible way possible when he and Kate woke up all their neighbors getting, er, busy after getting back from their date.

*sigh*

Please excuse me. I have to go make a mix tape now.
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Old 03-01-2007, 07:49 AM   #16575
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Surely with your fine grasp of the English language it would have to go something more like.
One was on the verge of cleaning one's domicile but then one partook of some recreational drugs.

One was going to get the jolly old Dust Devil out but then one partook of some recreational drugs

One's residence is still in a state of chaos and one is well aware of the reason (why old chap?)

rather,

- due to the use of recreational drugs [repeat 3X]
I'll admit that does mess up the scansion somewhat though.
Your lyrics made me laugh intensely.
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"Too High For The Supermarket" by Uninvited:

Got the craving for some lunch,
but I ain't got nothing to munch
My mind is set on just one wish
a big ol' sandwich - tuna fish
Time to make a grocery run,
I'll walk there in the morning sun
Make a list of what I need most:
Tuna fish and bread (for toast)
And though my stomach may be empty,
I'll feed my head from the horn of plenty
Roll a joint Bob Marley style
and smoke it 'till it makes me smile

Starting off in aisle one,
fruits and veggies by the ton
Hey check it out, raddiccio!
These red leaves, man, they almost glow!
And bok choy! I've always wanted to try it,
I wonder if I have enough to buy it?

It's grown in Japan, or maybe China,
or maybe some farm in South Carolina?
Just then I hear a voice in my head:
"stay focused, man, tuna & bread,"
But right now I'm in produce bliss
Oh man, I'm too high for this

Too high for the supermarket,
too high for the grocery store
Too high for the supermarket,
ain't gonna shop like this no more

(Everyone in here is staring at me...)

Sixteen different brands of tuna,
Chicken of the Sea or Big Kahuna
Packed in oil, packed in water,
dolphin friendly, dolphin slaughtered
And oh God, what about the bread?
Should I get white or wheat instead?
Or... rye! Rye's the best I've tasted
Rye is best when ever you're wasted!

Too high for the supermarket,
too high for the grocery store
too high for the supermarket
ain't gonna shop like this no more

Finally done, its check-out time,
searching for the shortest line
The Express Lane! But they don't take checks..
and you've got to have ten items or less,

so let's see...
Ding Dongs, a bag of chips,
Cap'n Crunch and some onion dip,
(it's sugar and salt, space and schism,
the yin and yang of munchie Taoism)
I got my favorite beer, Carlinger,
and pre-sweetened Kool-Aid you eat with your finger

(You lick your finger, then you stick it in the bag, then your stick it down your throat but not too far or you gag)

That's less than ten! Check me out, go ahead!
Oh, I forgot the tuna and the bread...

Too high for the supermarket,
too high for the grocery store
too high for the supermarket,
ain't gonna shop like this no more

too high (too high!)
too high (too high!)
way too high for the supermarket, yeah
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Indeed.
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And your name wasn't in there because it's too long. As you can see, I've only referred to myself as "Gil", and all the other good spots were used. I should have stuck Jaz or RL on one of the lower levels. there.

Lower levels? I'm in the top line, and not only "Jaz", but "Jazhara"!



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And I'm on the right hand side.
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Exactly. I'm asking myself why on earth I put you guys in it at all.

Considering, of course, that any thing that makes you post here more goes aginst my thread-killing plan.
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