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Ale! And keep 'em coming!
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Do you know Avenue Jew? It's "Avenue Q" combined with "Fiddler on the Roof". With Kate Monstervitz and Jewish American Princeton. It's hilarious. - 
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- "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant." >>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<< And *This*...is a Black Hole - BYE! |
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03-01-2007, 01:59 AM
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But, just to be sure. Quote:
Oh, and by the way, your letter alignment leaves a bit to be desired. Shouldn't you be using a monospaced font for this? Also, why is my name not in there?
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No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree Last edited by stepurhan; 03-01-2007 at 05:11 AM. |
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03-01-2007, 05:12 AM
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No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree |
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03-01-2007, 05:20 AM
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The Reggienator
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Cops have never pulled me over man, and I'm always Hi!
Man I'm lame at making jokes... 
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03-01-2007, 05:22 AM
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No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree |
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03-01-2007, 05:29 AM
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The Thread™ will die.
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Hey... I used to know that song off by heart. It was very big in France when I was on a French exchange
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03-01-2007, 05:36 AM
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Surely with your fine grasp of the English language it would have to go something more like.
One was on the verge of cleaning one's domicile but then one partook of some recreational drugs.I'll admit that does mess up the scansion somewhat though.
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No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree |
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03-01-2007, 05:41 AM
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Do you think he works with Halifax. They've managed to shoehorn both the following rhymes into their adverts. your money really will go far
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No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree |
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03-01-2007, 06:20 AM
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03-01-2007, 07:09 AM
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Probably. I wasn't really going to put much work into it, but now that you mention it, I'll do that next time. And your name wasn't in there because it's too long. As you can see, I've only referred to myself as "Gil", and all the other good spots were used. I should have stuck Jaz or RL on one of the lower levels. there. 
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03-01-2007, 07:34 AM
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So as some of you might have guessed, I finally got around to seeing Avenue Q and now I have this huge crush on Kate Monster. In fact, I'm so obssessed with her that I felt like killing Princeton in the most painful and horrible way possible when he and Kate woke up all their neighbors getting, er, busy after getting back from their date.
*sigh* Please excuse me. I have to go make a mix tape now.
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03-01-2007, 07:49 AM
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03-01-2007, 07:59 AM
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"Too High For The Supermarket" by Uninvited:
Got the craving for some lunch, but I ain't got nothing to munch My mind is set on just one wish a big ol' sandwich - tuna fish Time to make a grocery run, I'll walk there in the morning sun Make a list of what I need most: Tuna fish and bread (for toast) And though my stomach may be empty, I'll feed my head from the horn of plenty Roll a joint Bob Marley style and smoke it 'till it makes me smile Starting off in aisle one, fruits and veggies by the ton Hey check it out, raddiccio! These red leaves, man, they almost glow! And bok choy! I've always wanted to try it, I wonder if I have enough to buy it? It's grown in Japan, or maybe China, or maybe some farm in South Carolina? Just then I hear a voice in my head: "stay focused, man, tuna & bread," But right now I'm in produce bliss Oh man, I'm too high for this Too high for the supermarket, too high for the grocery store Too high for the supermarket, ain't gonna shop like this no more (Everyone in here is staring at me...) Sixteen different brands of tuna, Chicken of the Sea or Big Kahuna Packed in oil, packed in water, dolphin friendly, dolphin slaughtered And oh God, what about the bread? Should I get white or wheat instead? Or... rye! Rye's the best I've tasted Rye is best when ever you're wasted! Too high for the supermarket, too high for the grocery store too high for the supermarket ain't gonna shop like this no more Finally done, its check-out time, searching for the shortest line The Express Lane! But they don't take checks.. and you've got to have ten items or less, so let's see... Ding Dongs, a bag of chips, Cap'n Crunch and some onion dip, (it's sugar and salt, space and schism, the yin and yang of munchie Taoism) I got my favorite beer, Carlinger, and pre-sweetened Kool-Aid you eat with your finger (You lick your finger, then you stick it in the bag, then your stick it down your throat but not too far or you gag) That's less than ten! Check me out, go ahead! Oh, I forgot the tuna and the bread... Too high for the supermarket, too high for the grocery store too high for the supermarket, ain't gonna shop like this no more too high (too high!) too high (too high!) way too high for the supermarket, yeah
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03-01-2007, 08:37 AM
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Ale! And keep 'em coming!
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Lower levels? I'm in the top line, and not only "Jaz", but "Jazhara"! -
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03-01-2007, 09:28 AM
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Exactly. I'm asking myself why on earth I put you guys in it at all.
Considering, of course, that any thing that makes you post here more goes aginst my thread-killing plan.
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