02-21-2007, 04:26 AM
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Um, Tuesday?
Well actually, it was less of a birth, and more having something removed. You see I've been carrying the carcase of a dead sibling inside me, just nestled next to my spleen. While it has been a good friend to me, I decided to have the calcified remains extracted, and they're now serving as a paperweight. I call it my foetus-friend, it needs a spot of polish though.
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02-21-2007, 04:33 AM
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The Threadâ„¢ will die.
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I actually can't decide whether a) you're joking or b) if you're not joking, whether you're joking about the paperweight bit.
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02-21-2007, 04:35 AM
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
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02-21-2007, 05:52 AM
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Ale! And keep 'em coming!
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02-21-2007, 05:57 AM
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Good point. My brain must be seriously frazzled not to have even contemplated that. Which might explain why I'm having so much trouble concentrating on my essay despite a rapidly approaching deadline.
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02-21-2007, 06:25 AM
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02-21-2007, 06:40 AM
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Thanks.
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02-21-2007, 06:53 AM
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QUIRKY! Delightfully quirky!
And hands off my paperweight, I've got my eyes on you Lacey!
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02-21-2007, 06:56 AM
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You should take your paperweight outside and play catch. I always wanted a brother to play catch with.
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02-21-2007, 12:35 PM
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02-21-2007, 04:21 PM
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Pardon the interruption, this has nothing to do with anything, just thought this is as good a place as any to post this...
pffblpblllpppfffssAAAAAAAEEE E E E A A A A A A AAAAAARRRRRGGH!!!!! That's it. Sorry. Carry on. . . :-D
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