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Old 02-21-2007, 04:26 AM   #16281
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Um, Tuesday?

Well actually, it was less of a birth, and more having something removed. You see I've been carrying the carcase of a dead sibling inside me, just nestled next to my spleen. While it has been a good friend to me, I decided to have the calcified remains extracted, and they're now serving as a paperweight. I call it my foetus-friend, it needs a spot of polish though.
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Old 02-21-2007, 04:33 AM   #16282
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I actually can't decide whether a) you're joking or b) if you're not joking, whether you're joking about the paperweight bit.
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Old 02-21-2007, 04:35 AM   #16283
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Old 02-21-2007, 05:01 AM   #16284
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Exciting. And when did you change gender (or give in to medical experimentation)?

Maybe he gave birth to an idea?



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Old 02-21-2007, 05:57 AM   #16286
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Good point. My brain must be seriously frazzled not to have even contemplated that. Which might explain why I'm having so much trouble concentrating on my essay despite a rapidly approaching deadline.
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Um, Tuesday?

Well actually, it was less of a birth, and more having something removed. You see I've been carrying the carcase of a dead sibling inside me, just nestled next to my spleen. While it has been a good friend to me, I decided to have the calcified remains extracted, and they're now serving as a paperweight. I call it my foetus-friend, it needs a spot of polish though.
Now that was funny.
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Thanks.
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You guys are even weirder than I gave you credit for...
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QUIRKY! Delightfully quirky!

And hands off my paperweight, I've got my eyes on you Lacey!
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You should take your paperweight outside and play catch. I always wanted a brother to play catch with.
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Old 02-21-2007, 07:54 AM   #16293
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So wrong...
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Women's clothing perhaps?
Only at night, though.
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Okay, I'm annoyed now. I just put in my new Dallas season 6 DVD to watch it, and right at the start the people at Warner Brothers have suddenly decided to cram in some lame anti-piracy advert. It is a hideous thing, packed full of alarmist legal misinformation. Now my precious time will be repeatedly wasted each time I insert the DVD, and am forced to endure that crap.
Put the DVD in and then go to get a drink and snack foods for your watching pleasure. The annoying advert can run while you're away doing that.
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You guys are even weirder than I gave you credit for...
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You should take your paperweight outside and play catch. I always wanted a brother to play catch with.
Indeed. You could even play army with him. He could be the pretend hand grenade.
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Die, pigeon-Thread™!
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Pardon the interruption, this has nothing to do with anything, just thought this is as good a place as any to post this...

pffblpblllpppfffssAAAAAAAEEE E E E A A A A A A AAAAAARRRRRGGH!!!!!


That's it. Sorry. Carry on. . . :-D
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Okay...

Die, pigeon-Thread™!
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Pardon the interruption, this has nothing to do with anything, just thought this is as good a place as any to post this...

pffblpblllpppfffssAAAAAAAEEE E E E A A A A A A AAAAAARRRRRGGH!!!!!


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