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RLacey · 02-15-2007, 04:11 AM

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Originally Posted by stepurhan

Do you mean you live, eat, sleep and study solely on the High Street never going anywhere else?

During term that's not far off

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Jazhara7 · 02-15-2007, 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Squinky

What, so he was nude, but had no naughty bits? Like a Ken doll? No wonder he looks so tiny down there.

No, no. He surely had naughty bits. But they were cleverly concealed, one time by the position of his legs, the other time by the water.

I could post them here, if you want. Then you would see what I mean.

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RLacey · 02-15-2007, 06:47 AM

No!

Squinky · 02-15-2007, 09:11 AM

Eh, there's nothing much to see, anyway.

RLacey · 02-15-2007, 09:28 AM

Well, true. But still, let's just allow this thread to die.

Squinky · 02-15-2007, 09:48 AM

As you wish.

Jazhara7 · 02-15-2007, 10:47 AM

I'm still thinking about maybe posting those pictures.

If only to scare Tibs away.

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Jatsie · 02-15-2007, 10:57 AM

Can't we have some nice scantily clad guys?

It'll still scare off Tibsie, but there'll be some man-candy for the rest of us.

Hammerite · 02-15-2007, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Jat316sob

Can't we have some nice scantily clad guys?

It'll still scare off Tibsie, but there'll be some man-candy for the rest of us.

or maybe we can have nice scantily clad pictures of someone else...

...
...
...
... yeah i know, uncalled for.

Sorry.

self

Squinky · 02-15-2007, 11:22 AM

Gerbilicious.

RLacey · 02-15-2007, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Jazhara7

I'm still thinking about maybe posting those pictures.

If only to scare Tibs away.

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Oh, that won't work. I'll just be repulsed every step of the way.

*stepurhan* · 02-15-2007, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Jazhara7

No, no. He surely had naughty bits. But they were cleverly concealed, one time by the position of his legs, the other time by the water.

I could post them here, if you want. Then you would see what I mean.

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I think Rob spoke for the majority of us when he said

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Originally Posted by RLacey

No!

but he didn't use a big enough font.

No!

Thank You.

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Originally Posted by Jat316sob

Can't we have some nice scantily clad guys?

It'll still scare off Tibsie, but there'll be some man-candy for the rest of us.

Speak for yourself. I'm a woman-candy sort of bloke.

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Originally Posted by RLacey

Oh, that won't work. I'll just be repulsed every step of the way.

There won't be any scantily clad pictures of me either!!!

Oh, hang on. I've misread that.

Carry on everyone.

Jazhara7 · 02-15-2007, 01:22 PM

So here I present to you, Elf Manmeat, from the ~~NWN 2 Fanfic group~~. The fact that it is from the non-adult site shows that it is indeed art suitable for the masses.

From Sand's short modeling career. He has a very good body, for a wizard (must be all that cross country trekking).

"Naked Elf in Bathhouse"

"You mean without my Staff of Magi?"

MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...I'm so evil.

Come on guys, you're secure enough in your manhood to be able to see some pixelated manmeat, aren't you?

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Originally Posted by stepurhan

Speak for yourself. I'm a woman-candy sort of bloke.

Woman candy and assorted kinds of smut are reserved for the NWN 2 Adult Fanfic group (also known as the The Site That Cannot Be Named™ at the Bioware forums).

So I'm afraid, I can't post it here. There's a nice picture of Neeshka there though, that isn't too risque, which I might show you.

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rlpw · 02-15-2007, 01:27 PM

Whoa! Looks like another one of those pre-emasculated guys!

And trust me they have way to much time on their hands when NWN modders make stuff like this
Sex Emulation

Bye the way, is that one of them Brazililian waxes he's got? OWWW

RLacey · 02-15-2007, 01:31 PM

*sigh*

Thanks a bunch, Jaz

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*stepurhan* · 02-15-2007, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Jazhara7

So here I present to you, Elf Manmeat.

What part of

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Originally Posted by stepurhan

No!

Thank You.

didn't translate properly? Blooming foreigners.

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Originally Posted by Jazhara7

Come on guys, you're secure enough in your manhood to be able to see some pixelated manmeat, aren't you?

Well, speaking for myself and Rob, we're English. We're far too genteel to cope with that sort of thing.

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There's a nice picture of Neeshka there though, that isn't too risque, which I might show you.

Now you're talking........er.........I mean I do believe my delicate English sensibilities would be able to cope with that should you wish to post it.

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Originally Posted by rlpw

And trust me they have way to much time on their hands when NWN modders make stuff like this
Sex Emulation

That page cannot be displayed (and probably a good thing too)

RLacey · 02-15-2007, 01:40 PM

English sensibilities?

Incidentall, I had a lecture today on "Sex and the Victorians" today. The photographic source was provided was... unusual. The lecturer should seriously be giving all of the lectures in this circuit, though, as his two have been far better than the others' thus far.

Jazhara7 · 02-15-2007, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by rlpw

Whoa! Looks like another one of those pre-emasculated guys!

And trust me they have way to much time on their hands when NWN modders make stuff like this
Sex Emulation

Bye the way, is that one of them Brazililian waxes he's got? OWWW

Sex Emulation? That's just crude. If I want sex in NWN, I play "A Dance with Rogues" (it's not visual. The screen goes black).

And if by "Brasilian waxes" you refer to the fact that he doesn't have any hair on his body, then no. He doesn't have any body hair because he is an elf. Elves don't have body hair.

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*stepurhan* · 02-15-2007, 02:04 PM

I ended up in a lesbian marriage at the weekend because the NWN module I was playing didn't check your character's sex when running the romance storyline.

I play female characters because, if I name them after the wife, she's more pro gaming.

Look dear. You're my heroine.

RLacey · 02-15-2007, 02:08 PM

Pish! Pshaw!

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