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Old 02-05-2007, 05:20 AM   #15901
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AARRRGH! Evast dat dere is a fittin song fer dis Thread™ ye savy. Now heave to and abandon Thread™ or ye walk de plank AARRAARRAARRGGHHH!
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Old 02-05-2007, 05:55 AM   #15902
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The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head
And I've got the feeling someone's gonna be cutting The Thread™
Oh, woe is me, my life is a misery
Oh, can't you see that I'm at the start of a pretty big downer?

I woke up this morning with a start when I fell out of bed
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My high is low, I'm dressed up with no place to go
And all I know, is I'm at the start of a pretty big downer...
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Old 02-05-2007, 05:55 AM   #15903
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Not that song!
You'd prefer this one?
It's fun to charter an accountant
And sail the wide accountancy
To find, explore the funds offshore
And skirt the shoals of bankruptcy
It can be manly in insurance
We'll up your premium semi-annually
It's all tax-deductible
We're fairly incorruptible
We're sailing on the wide accountancy
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Old 02-05-2007, 06:07 AM   #15904
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Yep .
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Old 02-05-2007, 10:01 AM   #15905
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I just cut my bunnies' claws. Lucky the little scaredy cat struggled like hell an lost a claw. And I wasn't even cutting that paw's claws at the time!


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Old 02-05-2007, 10:04 AM   #15906
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Did you trim its vorpal fangs at the same time?

I'm presuming we're talking a rabbit of the same breed as the one in Monty PYthon's the Holy Grail here.
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Old 02-05-2007, 10:30 AM   #15907
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Old 02-05-2007, 10:53 AM   #15908
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Did you trim its vorpal fangs at the same time?

I'm presuming we're talking a rabbit of the same breed as the one in Monty PYthon's the Holy Grail here.

Not Lucky. That guy bunny is a scaredy bunny. He was struggling so much, I forgot to check his teeth. But since he's still eating, they can't be too long.


Speedy, the lady bunny however, is a true Pythonesque bunny. However, being a lady she loved the manicure and pedicure, but protested when I checked her vorpal fangs (they're still an acceptable length).


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Old 02-05-2007, 11:00 AM   #15909
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I prefer my rabbit fried and smothered in mushroom gravy
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Old 02-05-2007, 11:29 AM   #15910
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I prefer my rabbit fried and smothered in mushroom gravy

You wouldn't like Speedy. She's sinewy and sleek.

Lucky however, still has baby fat. Nice and plump.

But that's alright, since you want rabbit, and they're both bunnies.


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Old 02-05-2007, 11:32 AM   #15911
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You wouldn't like Speedy. She's sinewy and sleek
Then it's rabbit n' dumplings tonight!
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Old 02-05-2007, 11:37 AM   #15912
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Yum .
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Old 02-06-2007, 12:38 AM   #15913
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"Ask me about cooking rabbit."
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Old 02-06-2007, 01:52 AM   #15914
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She skins spotty doggies, too!
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Old 02-06-2007, 03:06 AM   #15915
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And gets to fall in slurry for it.
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Old 02-06-2007, 01:10 PM   #15916
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Can anyone explain why German toilets have a shelf in them?

I'm rather disturbed by this.
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To put ornaments on?
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Old 02-06-2007, 01:18 PM   #15918
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No, no, no, not in the lavatory, in the toilet.

There's a little plateau onto which ones "business" would presumably land. It unsettles me.
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Old 02-06-2007, 01:18 PM   #15919
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He said the shelf was "in" the toilet.

EDIT: Jat explained it.

EDIT again: I've been to Germany but never saw any toilet of that fashion. The one at our hotel was the same kind as here (and in the UK).
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Maybe so the water won't splash up on your behind when it falls?
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