02-05-2007, 05:20 AM
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Creepy Father Figure
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AARRRGH! Evast dat dere is a fittin song fer dis Thread™ ye savy. Now heave to and abandon Thread™ or ye walk de plank AARRAARRAARRGGHHH!
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02-05-2007, 05:55 AM
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Super Scottish Hero
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Location: Edinburgh, UK
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The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head
And I've got the feeling someone's gonna be cutting The Thread™ Oh, woe is me, my life is a misery Oh, can't you see that I'm at the start of a pretty big downer? I woke up this morning with a start when I fell out of bed And left from my dreaming was a feeling of unnameable dread My high is low, I'm dressed up with no place to go And all I know, is I'm at the start of a pretty big downer... |
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02-05-2007, 05:55 AM
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Location: South East England.
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It's fun to charter an accountant
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No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree |
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02-05-2007, 10:01 AM
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Ale! And keep 'em coming!
Join Date: Oct 2004
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I just cut my bunnies' claws. Lucky the little scaredy cat struggled like hell an lost a claw. And I wasn't even cutting that paw's claws at the time!
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- "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant." >>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<< And *This*...is a Black Hole - BYE! |
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02-05-2007, 10:04 AM
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Did you trim its vorpal fangs at the same time?
I'm presuming we're talking a rabbit of the same breed as the one in Monty PYthon's the Holy Grail here. 
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No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree |
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02-05-2007, 10:30 AM
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Super Scottish Hero
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02-05-2007, 10:53 AM
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Ale! And keep 'em coming!
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Not Lucky. That guy bunny is a scaredy bunny. He was struggling so much, I forgot to check his teeth. But since he's still eating, they can't be too long. Speedy, the lady bunny however, is a true Pythonesque bunny. However, being a lady she loved the manicure and pedicure, but protested when I checked her vorpal fangs (they're still an acceptable length). - 
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- "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant." >>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<< And *This*...is a Black Hole - BYE! |
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02-05-2007, 11:00 AM
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Creepy Father Figure
Join Date: Sep 2006
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I prefer my rabbit fried and smothered in mushroom gravy
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02-05-2007, 11:29 AM
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Ale! And keep 'em coming!
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You wouldn't like Speedy. She's sinewy and sleek. Lucky however, still has baby fat. Nice and plump. But that's alright, since you want rabbit, and they're both bunnies.  -
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- "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant." >>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<< And *This*...is a Black Hole - BYE! |
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02-05-2007, 11:32 AM
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Creepy Father Figure
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02-06-2007, 12:38 AM
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Lovable rogue
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
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 "Ask me about cooking rabbit."
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
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02-06-2007, 01:52 AM
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Super Scottish Hero
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She skins spotty doggies, too!
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02-06-2007, 01:10 PM
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Lovable rogue
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
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Can anyone explain why German toilets have a shelf in them?
I'm rather disturbed by this. 
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
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02-06-2007, 01:18 PM
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Lovable rogue
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Location: Great Britain
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No, no, no, not in the lavatory, in the toilet.
There's a little plateau onto which ones "business" would presumably land. It unsettles me.
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
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02-06-2007, 01:18 PM
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He said the shelf was "in" the toilet.
EDIT: Jat explained it. EDIT again: I've been to Germany but never saw any toilet of that fashion. The one at our hotel was the same kind as here (and in the UK).
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02-06-2007, 01:35 PM
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Creepy Father Figure
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Maybe so the water won't splash up on your behind when it falls?
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