[rlpw]

Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Sometimes when drinking heavily I have noticed I have a selective memory

[Jazhara7]

Originally Posted by Jat316sob

Yup. My friend kept buying me shots of this blue stuff, and now I have no memory.

Blue Curaçao?


We used to pour the alcohol free type over vanilla ice. Very tasty.


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[RLacey]

The alcohol free type? You're actually a secret drinker, aren't you?

[akane_t]

Originally Posted by Jazhara7

Blue Curaçao?


We used to pour the alcohol free type over vanilla ice. Very tasty.


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Did you have it at this bar by any chance? So which one's Blue Curaçao anyway? I'm guessing it's the fourth one from the left?

[rlpw]

That reminds me it sure has been a long time since I had a B-52.

[RLacey]

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[akane_t]

Originally Posted by RLacey

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Try to be more creative Robbo. Aren't you traversing on grounds once frequented by greats like Palin and Jones? In fact, if I'm right, Palin actualy read modern History at Brasenose College, which can't be far from where you are.

Have a great life, folks. I've turned out the lights so you won't be able to come back.

[Jazhara7]

I just drank two litres of Coca Cola and I say:

Carpe Noctem! SQUEEEEE!!!!



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[RLacey]

Two litres?

I wish I had two litres of Coca-Cola on me (sorry, wrong thread). By which I mean that I wish I had two litres of Coca-Cola in a bottle within the room in which I am now sitting, and that I was at liberty to drink it.

[Jazhara7]

I hear some berk has been spouting the howl that the Thread is not in good shape...

*I* say this thread is like Athar at the Spire. Don't listen to those screeds. Send them to windglum, cutters! I promise if they keep speaking grail, I'll have them scragged, dragged and swallowed.





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P.s.: Tell me when you want to have an exact translation.

[RLacey]

Now would be as good a time as any. So long as you leave the Thread™ forever afterwards.

[Jazhara7]

Okay, so I'll post the translations for the different terms:

Berk
A fool, especially someone who gets himself into a mess when he should have known better.

Howl
Particularly loud or obnoxious rumours, especially from barmies or mephitmen: "Ah...don't mind Drango. He gets a pot of bub in him and he always spouts the howl." Also, to profess particularly loud or obnoxious rumours. Derived from the noises of the winds in Pandemonium: "Hells' bells! That imp's been howling about the Lady for hours. It's a wonder he's still standing."

Not in good shape...
Dead. A Sigilian understatement.

Athar at the Spire
Someone who seems to be invulnerable.

Screed
A monotonous tirade, or someone who gives one. If used to refer to a person, it means someone who speaks at length without any real knowledge, or simply an argumentative person. As in "Don't listen to him, he's just a screed."

Sent to Windglum
To ostracise a person or ignore them.

Cutter
A complimentary term that refers to anybody, male or female. It suggests a certain amount of resourcefulness or daring, so it's a lot better than calling someone a berk.

Grail
False information: "That addle-cove speaks nothing but grail."

Scragged, dragged and bellied or scragged, dragged and swallowed
To be arrested, tried and convicted of something. It is often used as a threat as in "If you don't shut your sodding bone-box, I'll have you scragged, dragged and swallowed before you can tumble to it."



I was speaking of no one in particular by the way. Like I said "some berk", I am not sure who it was. It could be anyone and all of you.


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[rlpw]

Yeah, what she said

[RLacey]

Guys... please let me kill the Thread™.

[rlpw]

Since you asked nice...no!

Muahahahahahahahaha!

[Jazhara7]

*sings*

Gott ict tot
nach ihm wird nicht mehr gesucht.
Vampire: Sei bereit! Sei bereit!
von Krolock: Wir sind zum ewigen Leben verflucht.
Es zieht uns näher zur Sonne doch wir fürchten das Licht.
Wir glauben nur Lügen,
verachten Verzicht.
Was wir nicht hassen,
das lieben wir nicht
Vampire: Sei bereit! Sei bereit!
von Krolock:Was ich rette geht zugrund.
Was ich segne muss verderben.
Nur mein Gift macht dich gesund.
Um zu Leben musst du sterben.

Schweb mir mir im den Abgrund der Nacht
und verlier dich in mir.
Wir werden bis zum Ende jeder Ewigkeit gehn.
Ich hüll dich ein in meinen Schatten...
Sarah: Ich hör eine Stimme
die mich ruft...
von Krolock: Nun freu dich-
Uns beide trennt
nur noch ein winziges Stück.
Wenn ich dich rufe,
hält dich nichts mehr zurück,
getrieben von Träumen
und hungrig nach Glück.

Vampire:Gott ict tot
nach ihm wird nicht mehr gesucht.
Vampire: Sei bereit! Sei bereit!
von Krolock: Wir sind zum ewigen Leben verflucht.
Es zieht uns näher zur Sonne doch wir fürchten das Licht.
Wir glauben nur Lügen,
verachten Verzicht.
Was wir nicht hassen,
das lieben wir nicht




Translation, tomorrow.


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[Trumgottist]

The train that goes to Morrow is a mile upon its way.

[RLacey]

... but the train back to London must wait another day.

[Jazhara7]

Okay, only partial translation:

God is dead
Nobody's searching for him
Vampires: Be prepared! Be prepared!
We are cursed to live forever
We are pulled closer to the sun
But we fear the light
We only believe in Lies
Despise renouncement
What we do not hate
We do not love
Vampires: Be prepared! Be prepared!
What I save dies
What I bless is doomed
Only my poison cures you
You must die to live forever


And here's what the official translation was:

I’ve been looking for an original sin,
One with a twist and a bit of a spin
And since I’ve done all the old ones
till they’ve all been done in
Now, I’m just looking,
then I’m gone like the wind
Endlessly searching for an original sin
(Turn around…)
(Turn around…)
I’ve been waiting for you since you’ve been born
I’ve waited patiently, but not for long
And since I know all your dreams,
I understand what you need
And when I call you, you must go where I lead
Your dreams are so hungry
It’s time now to feed

So I bless you with my curse
There are ties that you must sever
You’ll be better when you’re worse
You must die to live forever
I will show you the depths of the night
We can never go wrong
Together we can take it to the end of the line
My love is like a shadow on you

(Every now and then, I hear a voice)

And since I know all your dreams,
I understand what you need
And when I call you, you must go where I lead
Your dreams are so hungry
It’s time now to feed


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[RLacey]

I thought you were going to leave the Thread™...