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*stepurhan* · 12-28-2006, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giligan

Here I am, hiding behind cover with 20 buddies out of cover and shooting at them, but the minute I pop out of cover, I'm instantaniously blown into the next time zone.

Maybe they'd met you before.

Giligan · 12-28-2006, 01:27 PM

Not probable, considering that any Germans I "met before" were dispatched at point-blank range with a Trenchgun or Thompson, or a Sten if I didn't have anything else.

Ah yes, and one more gripe: CoD3 doesn't have any guns that come equipped with chainsaws, which I'll blame on the Ordnance Dept. circa 1944.

Jazhara7 · 12-28-2006, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giligan

Not probable, considering that any Germans I "met before" were dispatched at point-blank range with a Trenchgun or Thompson, or a Sten if I didn't have anything else.

Oh no, you didn't. I'm still here!

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Giligan · 12-28-2006, 01:48 PM

...

I have no reply to that.

By the way, a little Christmas cheer from the Gears forums:

*stepurhan* · 12-28-2006, 04:09 PM

That seems to be a rather hazardous weapon. What if your right hand missed the front hand grip? It wouldn't have to be out by much for a nasty accident to occur.

rlpw · 12-28-2006, 04:20 PM

That is just his sliceomatic. Wait till he brings out the big guns

Jazhara7 · 12-28-2006, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giligan

...

I have no reply to that.

By the way, a little Christmas cheer from the Gears forums:

Quote:

Originally Posted by rlpw

That is just his sliceomatic. Wait till he brings out the big guns

You know what I have to say to that?

!

No one can beat Izumi and her spatula! Go feisty alchemy teachers a lack of inner abdominal organs!

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Jazhara7 · 12-28-2006, 04:40 PM

Oh, and what I actually wanted to say to you about the following comments:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giligan

Call of Duty 3: status, finished. Crappy game, that's what it was.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giligan

No, those Kraut bastards blocked me every time I tried to wap on them with the butt of my gun.

And they made the Germans hone in on me and me alone. Here I am, hiding behind cover with 20 buddies out of cover and shooting at them, but the minute I pop out of cover, I'm instantaniously blown into the next time zone.

Everything will be allright Giligsie. Here, I'll even hug you.

((((Giligan))))

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Giligan · 12-28-2006, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stepurhan

That seems to be a rather hazardous weapon. What if your right hand missed the front hand grip? It wouldn't have to be out by much for a nasty accident to occur.

No, the only time the chainsaw is moving is when it's slicing through an opponent, making it rather hard to get your fingers under there. Besides, the guard under the foregrip would prevent it anyway. And if all else fails, there's the Gore-tex™ copy Gears gloves to keep you in one package.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jazhara7

Everything will be allright Giligsie. Here, I'll even hug you.

Yes, thank you, thank you. All one has to do, though, is turn the shotgun around and fire it at point-blank range into your opposition's neck. It's some small comfort.....

By the way, when is Jelena supposed to be back?

Maquisard · 12-28-2006, 05:04 PM

Hey, number 2!

Jazhara7 · 12-28-2006, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giligan

Yes, thank you, thank you. All one has to do, though, is turn the shotgun around and fire it at point-blank range into your opposition's neck. It's some small comfort.....

Actually I meant that Izumi might lend you her mighty spatula of smiting. Nothing can defeat an alchemist's spatula!

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Giligan · 12-28-2006, 05:10 PM

That reminds me of an recent incident involving myself, a toaster with narrow slice holders, an extremely wide bagel, and a meat hammer......

Wait, what were we talking about again?

And what is this "number two" stuff? I don't wear an eyepatch.

rlpw · 12-28-2006, 06:06 PM

Quote:

And what is this "number two" stuff? I don't wear an eyepatch.

And what is wrong with an eye patch?

Giligan · 12-28-2006, 06:18 PM

There's nothing wrong with an eye patch. Besides myopia, there's nothing wrong with my eye either, though.

Actually, the fabric of an eye patch would collect grime, dirt, and/or fluids leaking out of an empty eye socket, so yes, there probably is omething wrong with them.

Jazhara7 · 12-28-2006, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giligan

There's nothing wrong with an eye patch. Besides myopia, there's nothing wrong with my eye either, though.

Actually, the fabric of an eye patch would collect grime, dirt, and/or fluids leaking out of an empty eye socket, so yes, there probably is omething wrong with them.

You could just be blind on one eye, not missing the entire eye. The eyeball just would have to be damaged, you know.

Also, eye patches are sexy!

He doesn't have his eye patch in that portrait. Here's the up to date one:

*drools*

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rlpw · 12-28-2006, 06:44 PM

Woohoo Aielund lives!!!

Jatsie · 12-28-2006, 06:48 PM

I was watching Dr Phil the other day, and his guest was a woman, whose abusive boyfriend had shot out her right eye, and I was very upset that she wasn't wearing an eye patch.

Apart from looking stylish, an eye patch is just common courtesy, so people do not have to witness the gruesome sight of a thin piece of skin stretched across your vacant eye socket.

SSH · 12-29-2006, 01:28 AM

I have the same problem with gay people

*stepurhan* · 12-29-2006, 01:37 AM

Gay people have thin pieces of skin stretched across their eyes?

Are you sure that's right? I've never noticed that before.

SSH · 12-29-2006, 01:57 AM

I'd like to apologise for the ridiculous generalisation in my previous post...

Obviously, lesbians are OK as long as I can watch.

12-28-2006, 01:27 PM	#14922
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	Not probable, considering that any Germans I "met before" were dispatched at point-blank range with a Trenchgun or Thompson, or a Sten if I didn't have anything else. Ah yes, and one more gripe: CoD3 doesn't have any guns that come equipped with chainsaws, which I'll blame on the Ordnance Dept. circa 1944. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. -Cliff Bleszinski

12-28-2006, 01:48 PM	#14924
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	... I have no reply to that. By the way, a little Christmas cheer from the Gears forums: Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. -Cliff Bleszinski

12-28-2006, 04:09 PM	#14925
stepurhan Freeware Co-ordinator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: South East England. Posts: 7,309	That seems to be a rather hazardous weapon. What if your right hand missed the front hand grip? It wouldn't have to be out by much for a nasty accident to occur. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree

12-28-2006, 04:20 PM	#14926
rlpw Creepy Father Figure Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Dammit! Posts: 5,107	That is just his sliceomatic. Wait till he brings out the big guns Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The Nature Conservancy www.soulpancake.com www.ted.com Twitter

12-28-2006, 05:04 PM	#14930
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12-28-2006, 05:10 PM	#14932
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	That reminds me of an recent incident involving myself, a toaster with narrow slice holders, an extremely wide bagel, and a meat hammer...... Wait, what were we talking about again? And what is this "number two" stuff? I don't wear an eyepatch. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. -Cliff Bleszinski

12-28-2006, 06:18 PM	#14934
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	There's nothing wrong with an eye patch. Besides myopia, there's nothing wrong with my eye either, though. Actually, the fabric of an eye patch would collect grime, dirt, and/or fluids leaking out of an empty eye socket, so yes, there probably is omething wrong with them. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. -Cliff Bleszinski

12-28-2006, 06:44 PM	#14936
rlpw Creepy Father Figure Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Dammit! Posts: 5,107	Woohoo Aielund lives!!! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The Nature Conservancy www.soulpancake.com www.ted.com Twitter

12-28-2006, 06:48 PM	#14937
Jatsie Lovable rogue Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Great Britain Posts: 6,378	I was watching Dr Phil the other day, and his guest was a woman, whose abusive boyfriend had shot out her right eye, and I was very upset that she wasn't wearing an eye patch. Apart from looking stylish, an eye patch is just common courtesy, so people do not have to witness the gruesome sight of a thin piece of skin stretched across your vacant eye socket. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena Gay-Nerds.com

12-29-2006, 01:28 AM	#14938
SSH Super Scottish Hero Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Edinburgh, UK Posts: 2,872	I have the same problem with gay people Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ SSH's AGS blog "SSH is the best we have" - Pablo Bullian, IP Security expert

12-29-2006, 01:37 AM	#14939
stepurhan Freeware Co-ordinator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: South East England. Posts: 7,309	Gay people have thin pieces of skin stretched across their eyes? Are you sure that's right? I've never noticed that before. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree

12-29-2006, 01:57 AM	#14940
SSH Super Scottish Hero Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Edinburgh, UK Posts: 2,872	I'd like to apologise for the ridiculous generalisation in my previous post... Obviously, lesbians are OK as long as I can watch. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ SSH's AGS blog "SSH is the best we have" - Pablo Bullian, IP Security expert

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