10-16-2006, 08:16 AM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
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maybe small doses of cyanide..... that should do the trick
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10-16-2006, 08:24 AM
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It's Hard To Be Humble
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
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Maybe smaller doses of irony, for that matter.
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10-16-2006, 08:25 AM
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Ale! And keep 'em coming!
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Beyond the Pattern of Reality...or Germany
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Maybe large doses of frying fat, that should do the trick.
(watching a certain episode of The Simpsons right now) - 
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- "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant." >>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<< And *This*...is a Black Hole - BYE! |
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10-16-2006, 08:59 AM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
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or we could deep fry a couple of Hostess Twinkies and be done with it?
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Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky |
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10-16-2006, 09:21 AM
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Ale! And keep 'em coming!
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Beyond the Pattern of Reality...or Germany
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We could put a bottle of whisky with cap into the microwave (assuming the cap is metal) and let the thread stand beside it.
(Kids, don't try this at home! I mean it.) -
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- "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant." >>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<< And *This*...is a Black Hole - BYE! |
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10-16-2006, 09:34 AM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
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Is that what that rumbling is? WOW and all this time I thought it was my stomach......
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Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky |
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10-16-2006, 10:17 AM
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The Thread™ will die.
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: United Kingdom
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We should just put the Thread™ into the microwave and leave it for a couple of hours. With the microwave turned on, of course.
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10-16-2006, 10:54 AM
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Creepy Father Figure
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Texas Dammit!
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Wouldn't that just give us radioactive Thread™
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10-16-2006, 12:15 PM
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Game Creator Hobbyist
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Stockholm (or Gotland)
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Put in in the bed with the captain's daughter!
Put in in the bed with the captain's daughter! Put in in the bed with the captain's daughter! Early in the morning.
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10-16-2006, 12:30 PM
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kamikaze hummingbirds
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Over there.
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Quote:
is she on the forum? is she hot?
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The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets! |
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10-16-2006, 12:33 PM
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Creepy Father Figure
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Texas Dammit!
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put him in the cubbard with a hose pipe on him
put him in the cubbard with a hose pipe on him put him in the cubbard with a hose pipe on him Ealy in the morning Drunken Thread™ Drunken Thread™ Drunken Thread™ Early in de mornin |
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10-16-2006, 12:38 PM
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Creepy Father Figure
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Texas Dammit!
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Hay Hammer wanna meet my lil girl? |
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10-16-2006, 02:25 PM
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Freeware Co-ordinator
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: South East England.
Posts: 7,309
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Must Have Book
Don't forget to read the reviews.
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No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree |
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10-16-2006, 02:39 PM
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Unreliable Narrator
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Le Canada
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I so need that book. I'll have to keep it on my shelf right next to my copy of The Joy of Pi.
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