Thread Must Die! - Page 607

Karmillo · 10-02-2006, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by UPtimist

When I was a boy I was brought up in a circus. My only real friend was a huge, magnificent African bull elephant. One day, his thread mistreated him and he went berserk. Bleeding, dying, he came and found me, stood on one leg, his best trick, picked be up and put me on his back. The drunken thread came along and emptied his gun into his eye... I emptied my stage pistol into his!

You see, Mr. Lacey, I always thought I loved animals. Then I discovered that I enjoyed killing The Thread even more.

Killing this Thread wont bring him back.

UPtimist · 10-02-2006, 12:13 PM

A duel between titans... my golden gun against your Walther PPK.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Karmillo

"One bullet against my six?"

I only need one, Mr. Karmillo.

rlpw · 10-02-2006, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Karmillo

Killing this Thread wont bring him back.

He cannot kill it since it's already a dead zombie thread

UPtimist · 10-02-2006, 12:15 PM

"You get as much pleasure out of killing as I do, so why don't you admit it?"

I admit killing The Thread would be a pleasure

rlpw · 10-02-2006, 12:26 PM

Have you ever taken the first bite of a freshly killed Buffalo's liver? Have you ever taken the sip of blood from your first deer kill? Have you ever gutted a thread and had the stench burn your nostrils?The content eat at your eyes? The story lines make you vomit?
Go home little one, you know not what you deal with!
did that sound scary enough? that was what I was trying to... what do you mean i'm still typing?*looks around* woops
end transmission

Giligan · 10-02-2006, 12:26 PM

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I admit killing The Thread would be a pleasure

It was.... I enjoyed it immensly.

Karmillo · 10-02-2006, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by UPtimist

A duel between titans... my golden gun against your Walther PPK.

I only need one, Mr. Karmillo.

I only need the 5 bullets that I call my fist to protect this thread that is dear to me.

Panthera · 10-02-2006, 12:43 PM

Can someone take this to a better place..

Jatsie · 10-02-2006, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rlpw

Have you ever taken the first bite of a freshly killed Buffalo's liver?

Yes.

Oh, wait, that was Dances With Wolves...

(and technically it was a bison.)

RLacey · 10-02-2006, 01:55 PM

Why does photocopying, folding and pidging 650-odd sheets of A4 have to be so utterly tedious?

Trumgottist · 10-02-2006, 02:03 PM

That's not an activity to be done alone.Done together with with someone it does not have to be so utterly tedious.

RLacey · 10-02-2006, 02:10 PM

But I'm a loner!

Intrepid Homoludens · 10-02-2006, 02:11 PM

S'okay. I still love you.

Jatsie · 10-02-2006, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by RLacey

Why does photocopying, folding and pidging 650-odd sheets of A4 have to be so utterly tedious?

Don't you have minions for that sort of menial work?

*stepurhan* · 10-02-2006, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by RLacey

Why does photocopying, folding and pidging 650-odd sheets of A4 have to be so utterly tedious?

More importantly, wtf is pidging? (I'd look it up but I'm feeling lazy tonight

)

Jazhara7 · 10-02-2006, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by stepurhan

More importantly, wtf is pidging? (I'd look it up but I'm feeling lazy tonight

)

Either hole punching, or stapling, I suppose.

Maybe both.

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*stepurhan* · 10-02-2006, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Jazhara7

Either hole punching, or stapling, I suppose.

Maybe both.

-

Hole punching and stapling AT THE SAME TIME?!??!?!!

Is he mad? No insurance company is going to cover you for undertaking such a dangerous activity. Don't do it Rob!!!!!

Trumgottist · 10-02-2006, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by RLacey

But I'm a loner!

Then you could try singing. That can help, too.

*stepurhan* · 10-02-2006, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by RLacey

But I'm a loner!

People borrow you when their own RLacey is in for repairs?

Trumgottist · 10-02-2006, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stepurhan

More importantly, wtf is pidging? (I'd look it up but I'm feeling lazy tonight

)

I looked it up, and I'm none the wizer for it:

Quote:

pidge
Short for 'pidgeon hole'

Used (probably not exclusively) throughout the university of Oxford, UK

eg "I'm going to check my pidge"

Also (less commonly) used as a verb 'to pidge', translates as "to check ones pidgeon hole"

eg. "what are you doing?"
"I'm pidging"

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10-02-2006, 01:55 PM	#12130
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10-02-2006, 02:10 PM	#12132
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