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Old 10-02-2006, 08:02 AM   #12101
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This is a waste of bandwith.
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Old 10-02-2006, 08:03 AM   #12102
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no the other one because i seriously do look a bit frightening
You need a fish shirt!! That distracts from your face because the shirt is even more hidous. Ask me, I know
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Old 10-02-2006, 08:05 AM   #12103
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Hawaii-style shirt, I say!
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Old 10-02-2006, 08:06 AM   #12104
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Old 10-02-2006, 08:08 AM   #12105
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Bah. A true Hawaiian shirt has fruit and palm trees. And Pre-dreadnaught battleships, floating gently at anchor in a tropical harbor. That is what constitutes a Hawaiian shirt.
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Old 10-02-2006, 08:15 AM   #12106
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Well that's funny it IS from Hawaii and it's my fav, Also the silk feels GOOOOOD.

PS Mrs R only lets me wear it on my Birthdays
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Also the silk feels GOOOOOD.
Now I want one.
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Old 10-02-2006, 08:20 AM   #12108
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This Thread™ is dead. Killed by me.
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Old 10-02-2006, 08:22 AM   #12109
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I've already shot and killed it. You're too late.
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Old 10-02-2006, 08:22 AM   #12110
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Shame Robsie!!


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Old 10-02-2006, 08:33 AM   #12111
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PS Mrs R only lets me wear it on my Birthdays
How many do you have?
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YWhy aren't the Mail Order Assassins involved in killing the thread?
Mail Order Assassins. Allow 28 days for delivery.

So they should arrive any day now.

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Okay how about this


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That does look a little more like it. I think you've killed the wrong thread though. This one doesn't sport a dodgy haircut.
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You know I bet the man who first said "The Pen is mightier than the sword" had never actually been struck by one
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Well that's funny it IS from Hawaii and it's my fav, Also the silk feels GOOOOOD.

PS Mrs R only lets me wear it on my Birthdays
Maybe you went to a fake Hawaii.

I can't believe you let a woman boss you around. I say to my wife

"I'm the man of this household and I'm going to wear my evil shirt if I want to!!"

Followed by "Dear! You've locked me out again!!! Hellooooo!!! It's raining out here and I'm only wearing a short-sleeved shirt. "
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Old 10-02-2006, 09:27 AM   #12113
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Why aren't the Mail Order Assassins involved in killing the thread?
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Mail Order Assassins. Allow 28 days for delivery.

So they should arrive any day now.


Well, beause there is only one Mail Order Assassin™, whose name is Kian. Kian is very busy, being all alone. He always does quality work, so you have to accept if it takes some time. Of course it never takes too long, because he's a professional.

However, the mail service from Arcadia to Stark takes a long time. So be patient.

Though I just remembered that I forbid Kian to kill the thread, because his Mistress - me - enjoys this thing far too much.

So no thread killing by Mail-Order Assassin™, sorry.


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Old 10-02-2006, 09:31 AM   #12114
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I take it that you're a Dreamfall fan....
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So no thread killing by Mail-Order Assassin™, sorry.
So, you're saying it's now up to the Russian Assassin in Leather then?..........I'll think about it. I'm honestly losing interest in this thread.....
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Wooo yaaaaay weeee


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Old 10-02-2006, 09:56 AM   #12117
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I take it that you're a Dreamfall fan....

Fan? I invented the MAIL-ORDER ASSASSIN, and sent a severed horse head to Jack Thompson because of Dreamfall, before the game was even published.


Mostly I am a TLJ fan, and I still have to finish Dreamfall.


I suggest you review several threads. You're in luck, because I already chronicled them over at the Divide:


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No, I remember it too, vividly. I was going to post it, and then you did

http://ragnartornquist.com/?p=116#comment-2798
Oh, but that's just half of the story!


The Dreamfall too hot too handle! thread saw the Debut of the Mail-Order Assassin (tm).


The Dreamfall Screenies Update Thread is worth a complete read. I just reread it, and the discussion started on the subject of new screenshots, and ends with a discussion of the make-up techniques of female Grues (and how to distinguish a female from a male Grue. Pictures included!).


The thread that goes by the name of "Dreamfall" has an hilarious discussion about the Mail-Order Assassin starting with post #31 (it's one of RaMa's posts) until about post #92 (by Adventure Gamers' very own Intrepid Homoludens), with which we seem to have arrived at the start of the discussion again.


The dreamfall Christmas surprise? Thread sees hopes of the Mail-Order Assassin, and a cameo of the infamous Ragnar (Tornquist) "Magic the Gathering" card.


"The End of the Internet"? chronicles the Mail Order Assassin(tm)'s biggest job yet - SAVING THE INTERNET!!! ...well, at least until post #27.


Finally, A Dreamfall Contest! from post #47 (by Intrepid Homoludens) until the last post of the thread introduces the most deadly aspect of the the Mail-Order Assassin(tm)...the SPECIAL NINJA-DIRNDL!!!!


That's all that I was able to find for now.

I hope you like the tales of the Mail-Order Assassin(tm).
Enjoy!

(And you better read them. There's going to be a test, you see.)


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Old 10-02-2006, 09:58 AM   #12118
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TMI!

But of course you like to be thorough. Although having never played Dreamfall, I don't know what this "mail-order asassin" thing is, I'm sure.
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Old 10-02-2006, 11:51 AM   #12119
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Enjoy!

(And you better read them. There's going to be a test, you see.)
Ummmm what if I can't read?
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Maybe you went to a fake Hawaii.

I can't believe you let a woman boss you around. I say to my wife

"I'm the man of this household and I'm going to wear my evil shirt if I want to!!"

Followed by "Dear! You've locked me out again!!! Hellooooo!!! It's raining out here and I'm only wearing a short-sleeved shirt. "
You know every man is head of his house... to a certain extent.
Take my hair for instance, through the 80's I had a mullet. When that sorry singer BILLY RAY CYRUS (Curse his mother for giving him birth) came out and all I could think of is Mullet must go!!! Well that was a short lived wish since Mrs R happened to love my long hair and I was going to suffer from lack of intimate involvement with her if I cut it.(You might be seeying her again forcing my retraction on that) Well to make a long story short she accidentally got a lil bit tipsey at a Christmas party where my boss and me talked about my hair. She accidentally said that she didn't care if I did cut it off. So she keeps in in a little memento box somewhere around here.

So you see all you do is pick your moments
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When I was a boy I was brought up in a circus. My only real friend was a huge, magnificent African bull elephant. One day, his thread mistreated him and he went berserk. Bleeding, dying, he came and found me, stood on one leg, his best trick, picked be up and put me on his back. The drunken thread came along and emptied his gun into his eye... I emptied my stage pistol into his!
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