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Old 09-27-2006, 02:19 PM   #11841
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They'll write about how they're sorry that you're not satisfied with the store, and they'll send you some coupons.
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Old 09-27-2006, 02:24 PM   #11842
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Coupons are for the poor, I am almost certain Marks & Spencer do not do coupons.

I expect a voucher at the least.
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Old 09-27-2006, 02:29 PM   #11843
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I suspect you'll get a voucher and an apology. Or a refund on the item you didn't actually buy and an apology.
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Old 09-27-2006, 03:26 PM   #11844
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Coupons are for the poor, I am almost certain Marks & Spencer do not do coupons.

I expect a voucher at the least.
Coupons are for the thrifty. And I would tell you to handle it the American Way. Call, Cuss, Demand, Threaten, Hang up defiantly!

Oh and the Thread is now a Zombie in my vast Empire of the Undead so it cannot die unless I have the whim
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Old 09-27-2006, 03:33 PM   #11845
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I think not.
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Old 09-27-2006, 04:05 PM   #11846
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The Looney Empress et Entourage sit down, with a sign in her highness' hands, which has written upon it's pale surface:

We shalt not be movedth!




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Old 09-27-2006, 04:07 PM   #11847
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*ushers the Looney Empress to her throne... outside the Thread™*
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Old 09-27-2006, 04:27 PM   #11848
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All my zombies!!! Hail the Empress!!!!

Brainssss Empresssss Brainssss
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I think you'll find that I've put the supply of brains somewhere far out of reach (and outside this Thread™).
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Old 09-27-2006, 04:43 PM   #11850
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Not worried since EVERYONE knows you have no brains to feed my army.

Braiinnsssss Empressss Brainsssss
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Old 09-27-2006, 05:51 PM   #11851
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The Loony Empress has got me worried the way she simply pops up randomly. I dare say that she's got me glancing over my shoulder in fear that she'll suddenly pop up without warning.
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Old 09-27-2006, 06:08 PM   #11852
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The Looney Empress rules with an iron rubber chicken!!
Zombies! Eat Giligan!
Caaaannn'''ttt nnnoooo bbrraaiinnnsss
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Old 09-27-2006, 07:12 PM   #11853
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The Threadô should have imploded right there, taking every post with it into a singularity and vanishing form all of existing, leaving only RLacey to mourn the inexplicable but oh-so-familiar feeling of having been cheated some pyrrhic victory in his hapless existence.
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Old 09-27-2006, 11:57 PM   #11854
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New Iron Rubber Chicken.

Solid Like Iron
Flexible Like Rubber
Tasty Like Chicken


Suited for all those times when you need something that initially breaks your teeth, then takes forever to chew but actually tastes quite nice if you persevere with it.

Order yours today!!!!
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Old 09-28-2006, 12:04 AM   #11855
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New Iron Rubber Chicken.

Solid Like Iron
Flexible Like Rubber
Tasty Like Chicken


Suited for all those times when you need something that initially breaks your teeth, then takes forever to chew but actually tastes quite nice if you persevere with it.

Order yours today!!!!
This is...



And don't forget my minions, the Zombie is the figurehead of the Adventure Genre, because...



So be faithful at all times, and always honour your empress!

*waves Iron Rubber Chicken*

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Old 09-28-2006, 12:19 AM   #11856
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Wait...How can a person recieve mail with no postal service?
We do have a (privatized) post, but no longer any postal service. My mother worked at the postal service thirty years ago, and back then things were different.

Lately I've had a couple of issues with the post. Most notably, a new PSU for my (currently broken) Windows computer was sent to me over a month ago. I still haven't recieved it.
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Old 09-28-2006, 03:28 AM   #11857
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Wow we have a postal service and like 3 different private services in the US. If one of the services fails we just use another. There is the US postal service that has gotten better with it's going private and having competition.
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And the persons who work at the main postal service are really jerwads (hate to say it, but it's true). They're rude, and never wrong. Which is the fly in the ointment, so to speak.
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Special Offer!


Limited Period Only

Order your Iron Rubber Chicken now and get the Pulley-In-The-Middle upgrade absolutely free!!!!!!!!!

What are you waiting for?




Iroc Rubber Chicken (with a Pulley-In-The-Middle) Limited. Serving your Iron Rubber Chicken (with a Pulley-In-The-Middle) needs sinces 2006. Zombie approved. By appointment to Looney Empress.
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Old 09-28-2006, 05:13 AM   #11860
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This is getting ludicrous.
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