09-25-2006, 03:32 PM
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It's Hard To Be Humble
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 2,557
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'And so, a group of concerned posters arranged an Intervention for The Thread That Would Not Die, as it was clear that the Thread had become addicted to radioactive stimulants and banana-peanut butter sandwiches, and had grown bloated from the overload of proteins, potassium and carbohydrates.'
~The Long Night of the Needy Thread, L.E. McIlmoyle, 2007 Enrico Gruen Publishing |
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09-25-2006, 03:35 PM
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Game Creator Hobbyist
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Stockholm (or Gotland)
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Speaking of DIE, I recall this poem from a German textbook...
Der Die Der Vater Die Mutter Der Vater und Die Mutter und Der Vater und die Die Mutter und der Der Vater und die Mutter Die Mutter und der Vater Der Vater und die Mutter und Die Mutter und der Vater und Der Vater und die Mutter und ich.
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Play my game: Frasse and the Peas of Kejick. The Special Edition is now available! (Mac OS X or Windows.) |
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09-25-2006, 03:35 PM
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merely human
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Chicago
Posts: 22,309
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< begins making out with Jatsie while forcing Robsie to watch >
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platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs | gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii | blog: a space alien | book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris | games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain | sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer | music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake | twitter: a_space_alien |
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09-25-2006, 03:37 PM
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Lovable rogue
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
Posts: 6,378
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< slips a hand up Trepsie's shirt, and feels his smooth, hard chest >
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
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09-25-2006, 03:46 PM
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It's Hard To Be Humble
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 2,557
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I see that earnest literary efforts are wasted on this crowd. I'm going to go where my talents are valued. *heads off to the bar... to cook fries and burgers and stock the fridge with beer every hour.*
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09-25-2006, 03:52 PM
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Unreliable Narrator
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Le Canada
Posts: 9,873
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Oh, cool! My fan club has a chef in it! Now I get to eat and watch some hot guy-on-guy action at the same time!
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Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right". |
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09-25-2006, 03:54 PM
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The Thread™ will die.
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: United Kingdom
Posts: 22,542
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Perhaps your chef can rustle up some poison with which to kill this Thread™. And perhaps he can hand it over to me.
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09-25-2006, 03:54 PM
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Lovable rogue
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
Posts: 6,378
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Best stick with the coroner, eh?
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
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09-25-2006, 03:59 PM
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It's Hard To Be Humble
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 2,557
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*takes the girl's order and goes back to his grease pit, hoping she didn't recognize him*
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09-25-2006, 03:59 PM
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Lovable rogue
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
Posts: 6,378
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
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09-25-2006, 03:59 PM
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Creepy Father Figure
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Texas Dammit!
Posts: 5,107
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09-25-2006, 04:01 PM
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It's Hard To Be Humble
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 2,557
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OY! Who's been handing out counterfeit fanclub memberships again?
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