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Old 09-25-2006, 03:32 PM   #11621
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'And so, a group of concerned posters arranged an Intervention for The Thread That Would Not Die, as it was clear that the Thread had become addicted to radioactive stimulants and banana-peanut butter sandwiches, and had grown bloated from the overload of proteins, potassium and carbohydrates.'

~The Long Night of the Needy Thread, L.E. McIlmoyle, 2007 Enrico Gruen Publishing
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Old 09-25-2006, 03:35 PM   #11622
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Speaking of DIE, I recall this poem from a German textbook...

Der
Die
Der Vater
Die Mutter
Der Vater und
Die Mutter und
Der Vater und die
Die Mutter und der
Der Vater und die Mutter
Die Mutter und der Vater
Der Vater und die Mutter und
Die Mutter und der Vater und
Der Vater und die Mutter und ich.
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Old 09-25-2006, 03:35 PM   #11623
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Can't we all just make out instead?
Sure.

< begins making out with Jatsie while forcing Robsie to watch >
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Old 09-25-2006, 03:37 PM   #11624
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< slips a hand up Trepsie's shirt, and feels his smooth, hard chest >
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Old 09-25-2006, 03:39 PM   #11625
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You guys won't scare me away. I'll just feel repulsed instead.
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Old 09-25-2006, 03:46 PM   #11626
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I see that earnest literary efforts are wasted on this crowd. I'm going to go where my talents are valued. *heads off to the bar... to cook fries and burgers and stock the fridge with beer every hour.*
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Oh, great. You get the girl, I get the coroner.
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Old 09-25-2006, 03:52 PM   #11628
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Oh, cool! My fan club has a chef in it! Now I get to eat and watch some hot guy-on-guy action at the same time!
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Perhaps your chef can rustle up some poison with which to kill this Thread™. And perhaps he can hand it over to me.
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Oh, great. You get the girl, I get the coroner.
Honey, c'mon, what would you do with a woman?

Best stick with the coroner, eh?
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I heard you like to shoot dogs.
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Are you going to continue making out or what?
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Some men get the world. Others get ex-hookers and a trip to Arizona.
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*takes the girl's order and goes back to his grease pit, hoping she didn't recognize him*
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I heard you like to shoot dogs.
'tis true. Infact it was the motivation behind my purchase of the glue factory.
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Oh, cool! My fan club has a chef in it! Now I get to eat and watch some hot guy-on-guy action at the same time!
Make that 2 kiddo! I'm the cook in my house!
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Stensland got what he deserved and so will you.
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Old 09-25-2006, 04:01 PM   #11638
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OY! Who's been handing out counterfeit fanclub memberships again?
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A naked man with a gun? Do you really expect anyone to believe that?
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I prefer naked men without guns, but hey, whatever works.
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