Thread Must Die! - Page 571

Karmillo · 09-22-2006, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by rlpw

my daughter gets all her stuff at
http://www.wierdal.com

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Originally Posted by RLacey

I really need to get some Weird Al albums at some point. It's a shame that the UK prices don't ever seem to hit rock bottom...

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Originally Posted by Squinky

I like how wierdal.com redirects to weirdal.com.

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Originally Posted by Lee in Limbo

At least it doesn't redirect to www.spatulacity.com

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Originally Posted by rlpw

I just ordered UHF for my 14 yr old. I had forgotten most of it

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Originally Posted by RLacey

As Weird Al would say, this Thread™ is redundant.

As Weird Al wouldn't say, that redundancy is bad.

Die, Thread™!

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Originally Posted by rlpw

Arrrr back off ye scurvy Rlooney!! We be livin here Don ye know

Ohh um sorry Robbie he got away from me again

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Originally Posted by RLacey

International Talk Like a Pirate Day was several days ago.

And when did I become Rlooney? That's too close to the name of a thuggish English footballer for my liking...

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Originally Posted by Lee in Limbo

After having carefully read far too much of this thread for my own mental health, I have concluded, conclusively no less, that this thread had in fact expired several weeks ago. However, disturbing incidences of necrophilism have kept it from being properly interred. As none of the guilty parties have seen fit to own up to this heinous behaviour, and yet cannot leave the poor thing be, it is my considered (considerably so) opinion that this thread will in fact never cease, despite every effort to snuff it out. You cannot kill a thing twice, but you can prop it up in a coner with a pint in hand and eulogize it til the cows come home... from Brazil (unless you're already in Brazil, that is; in which case, think Russia).

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Originally Posted by rlpw

yeah what he said

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Originally Posted by Lee in Limbo

pervert

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Originally Posted by RLacey

What?

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Originally Posted by Lee in Limbo

You too, good sir, have outted yourself as a necrothreadophile.

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Originally Posted by rlpw

Am not (What he say Robbie?)

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Originally Posted by RLacey

I think not, Lee. I'm killing this Thread™, not loving it.

In fact, aren't you being a little too quick to accuse...?

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Originally Posted by rlpw

Yeah quick (what he say?)

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Originally Posted by Lee in Limbo

*begins playing funeral dirge for Thread*

Strumming my pain with his fingers
Singing my life with his words
Killing me softly with his song
Killing me softly
With his song
Telling my whole life
With his words
Killing me softly
With his soooooooong...

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Originally Posted by rlpw

I felt all flushed with fever,
Embarrassed by the crowd,
I felt he found my letters and read each one out loud.
I prayed that he would finish,
But he just kept right on strumming my pain with his fingers,

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Originally Posted by RLacey

That's not a funeral dirge. That's just torture

.

I kid. A bit.

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Originally Posted by Lee in Limbo

It's not? Funny, whenever I hear it, I want to slash my wrists. Maybe it's a personal tick.

Fun!

RLacey · 09-22-2006, 04:13 PM

The Thread™ is dead.

Please forward the SJH-signed artwork to me. Thank you.

Jazhara7 · 09-22-2006, 04:17 PM

"Philia" does not necessarily indicate that someone has strange tastes in love.

For example, a Philatophile does not want to sleep with postal stamps, but still loves stamps (in a non physical kind of way, you perverts.

And don't you dare make jokes about licking stamps now.).

If I say that I am a Corvidophile, it means I am a really great fan of Corvids. I'll personally eviscerate anyone who dares suggest anything else. Oh, and I'll also sprinkle plenty of salt into their open wounds afterwards - And there will be a lot of open wounds, I tend to be a bit messy when eviscerating people.

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RLacey · 09-22-2006, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Jazhara7

If I say that I am a Corvidophile, it means I really great fan of Corvids. I'll personally eviscerate anyone who dares suggest anything else. Oh, and I'll also sprincle plenty of salt into their open wounds afterwards - And there will be a lot of open wounds, I tend to be a bit messy when eviscerating people.

I'm sure that none of us would even dare to suggest that you don't love Corvids

.

And, though you're correct about the whole "philia" thing, Lee's post was - in context - talking about the evil thing. Probably.

And it's "sprinkle", Jazzy...

Jazhara7 · 09-22-2006, 04:20 PM

Did I mention I'd use a rusty glaive to do the eviscerating? Nice and blunt too.

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rlpw · 09-22-2006, 04:20 PM

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Jaz Says
If I say that I am a Corvidophile, it means I really great fan of Corvids. I'll personally eviscerate anyone who dares suggest anything else. Oh, and I'll also sprincle plenty of salt into their open wounds afterwards - And there will be a lot of open wounds, I tend to be a bit messy when eviscerating people.

Sic um PI!!!

RLacey · 09-22-2006, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Jazhara7

Did I mention I'd use a rusty glaive to do the eviscerating? Nice and blunt too.

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Can I call you Jaz the Ripper?

Jazhara7 · 09-22-2006, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by RLacey

Can I call you Jaz the Ripper?

Yes, if you value your life.

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RLacey · 09-22-2006, 04:25 PM

That's okay. I'm not a fair maiden, so I have nothing to fear from the Looney Ripper.

*begins changing all references to Jaz so that they say "Jaz the Ripper"*

rlpw · 09-22-2006, 05:16 PM

Whew!! we just had a tornado warning!!! talk about making ye run and hide

RLacey · 09-22-2006, 05:18 PM

This Thread™ can't run and hide. After all, it's dead.

rlpw · 09-22-2006, 05:21 PM

Well after I set off kuze accidentally I might need to run and hide. Sometimes I type before I think of the reprecutions.

rlpw · 09-22-2006, 07:44 PM

Well folks if I don't blow away I will see you late

Lee in Limbo · 09-22-2006, 10:25 PM

Thread Must Die Again: The Heart-Warming Sequel

You know you'll all be there on opening night.

*stepurhan* · 09-23-2006, 01:22 AM

Will there be red carpet and hordes of paparazzi taking pictures of us when we arrive?

Stoofa · 09-23-2006, 03:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Jazhara7

If I say that I am a Corvidophile, it means I really great fan of Corvids.

That reminds me, I saw ravens for the first time the other day, there were about five of them sitting on top of the roof of a shopping centre. They were huge and had great screaming cries and ruffs on their necks. I was a bit afraid of them, actually. They really do seem menacing.

I love crows, they're awesome and smart.

Lee in Limbo · 09-23-2006, 03:53 AM

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Originally Posted by stepurhan

Will there be red carpet and hordes of paparazzi taking pictures of us when we arrive?

Without a doubt. What will you be wearing to the premier, may I ask?

RLacey · 09-23-2006, 03:59 AM

I haven't been invited. Typical.

rlpw · 09-23-2006, 05:01 AM

Woohoo!! I made it through the storms but got more coming!!

Time to sing for Jaz

Blackbird singing in the dead of night
Take these broken wings and learn to fly
All your life
You were only waiting for this moment to arive
Blackbird singing in the dead of night
Take these sunken eyes and learn to see
All your life
You were only waiting for this moment to be free.

Blackbird fly, Blackbird fly
Into the light of a dark black night.

Blackbird fly, Blackbird fly
Into the light of a dark black night.

Blackbird singing in the dead of night
Take these broken wings and learn to fly
All your life
You were only waiting for this moment to arise
You were only waiting for this moment to arise
You were only waiting for this moment to arise

RLacey · 09-23-2006, 05:04 AM

I used to know someone at school that would play that song whenever she picked up a guitar.

09-22-2006, 04:13 PM	#11402
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09-22-2006, 04:17 PM	#11403
Jazhara7 Ale! And keep 'em coming! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Beyond the Pattern of Reality...or Germany Posts: 8,527	"Philia" does not necessarily indicate that someone has strange tastes in love. For example, a Philatophile does not want to sleep with postal stamps, but still loves stamps (in a non physical kind of way, you perverts. And don't you dare make jokes about licking stamps now.). If I say that I am a Corvidophile, it means I am a really great fan of Corvids. I'll personally eviscerate anyone who dares suggest anything else. Oh, and I'll also sprinkle plenty of salt into their open wounds afterwards - And there will be a lot of open wounds, I tend to be a bit messy when eviscerating people. - Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ - "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant." >>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<< And This...is a Black Hole - BYE! Last edited by Jazhara7; 09-23-2006 at 12:55 PM.

09-22-2006, 04:20 PM	#11405
Jazhara7 Ale! And keep 'em coming! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Beyond the Pattern of Reality...or Germany Posts: 8,527	Did I mention I'd use a rusty glaive to do the eviscerating? Nice and blunt too. - Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ - "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant." >>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<< And This...is a Black Hole - BYE!

09-22-2006, 04:25 PM	#11409
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	That's okay. I'm not a fair maiden, so I have nothing to fear from the Looney Ripper. begins changing all references to Jaz so that they say "Jaz the Ripper" Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

09-22-2006, 05:16 PM	#11410
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09-22-2006, 05:18 PM	#11411
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09-22-2006, 05:21 PM	#11412
rlpw Creepy Father Figure Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Dammit! Posts: 5,107	Well after I set off kuze accidentally I might need to run and hide. Sometimes I type before I think of the reprecutions. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The Nature Conservancy www.soulpancake.com www.ted.com Twitter

09-22-2006, 07:44 PM	#11413
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09-22-2006, 10:25 PM	#11414
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09-23-2006, 01:22 AM	#11415
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09-23-2006, 03:59 AM	#11418
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	I haven't been invited. Typical. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

09-23-2006, 05:01 AM	#11419
rlpw Creepy Father Figure Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Dammit! Posts: 5,107	Woohoo!! I made it through the storms but got more coming!! Time to sing for Jaz Blackbird singing in the dead of night Take these broken wings and learn to fly All your life You were only waiting for this moment to arive Blackbird singing in the dead of night Take these sunken eyes and learn to see All your life You were only waiting for this moment to be free. Blackbird fly, Blackbird fly Into the light of a dark black night. Blackbird fly, Blackbird fly Into the light of a dark black night. Blackbird singing in the dead of night Take these broken wings and learn to fly All your life You were only waiting for this moment to arise You were only waiting for this moment to arise You were only waiting for this moment to arise Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The Nature Conservancy www.soulpancake.com www.ted.com Twitter

09-23-2006, 05:04 AM	#11420
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	I used to know someone at school that would play that song whenever she picked up a guitar. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

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