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Old 08-11-2006, 02:26 PM   #9781
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Just popping in to say die.

And to get back on topic...
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Old 08-11-2006, 02:29 PM   #9782
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The topic is that one where all of you guys/gals leave this Thread™, allowing me to kill it in peace and to claim the signed SJH original that is rightfully mine!
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Old 08-11-2006, 02:35 PM   #9783
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...the signed SJH original...
What's that?
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Old 08-11-2006, 02:36 PM   #9784
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The prize for killing this Thread™. SJH is - allegedly - offering a piece of original artwork for the winner. And if anybody is going to win it then it's going to be me!

And now I return to plotting. Plotting the downfall.

Of the Thread™.
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Old 08-11-2006, 02:38 PM   #9785
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That page is really making me laugh.

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Originally Posted by DEEP THOUGHTS
I gaze at the brilliant full moon. The same one, I think to myself, at which Socrates, Aristotle, and Plato gazed. Suddenly, I imagine they appear beside me. I tell Socrates about the national debate over one's right to die and wonder at the constancy of the human condition. I tell Plato that I live in the country that has come the closest to Utopia, and I show him a copy of the Constitution. I tell Aristotle that we have found many more than four basic elements and I show him a periodic table. I get a box of kitchen matches and strike one. They gasp with wonder. We spend the rest of the night lighting farts. -Age 15


I don't know about you, but I enjoy watching paint dry. I imagine that the wet paint is a big freshwater lake that is the only source of water for some tiny cities by the lake. As the lake gets drier, the population gets more desperate, and sometimes there are water riots. Once there was a big fire and everyone died. -Age 13

I once heard the voice of God. It said "Vrrrrmmmmm." Unless it was just a lawn mower. -Age 11

My young brother asked me what happens after we die. I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and worms eat our bodies. I guess I should have told him the truth--that most of us go to Hell and burn eternally--but I didn't want to upset him. -Age 10

I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. -Age 13

When I go to heaven, I want to see my grandpa again. But he better have lost the nose hair and the old-man smell. -Age 5

Here's more (Check out "The Worst Analogies [...]". But all of those are just hilarious.)


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Old 08-11-2006, 02:41 PM   #9786
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Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
I shall save that one for future use...

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
Now that is deep.
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Old 08-11-2006, 02:44 PM   #9787
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And now I return to plotting. Plotting the downfall.

Of the Thread™.
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Old 08-11-2006, 02:45 PM   #9788
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Oh, this one is good...

http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/language...standings.html

Incidentally, I just took a closer look at that link. It just goes to show that, regardless of what the Footlights may have given us, Oxford clearly provides great comedy .
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Posting funny things here is hardly going to kill the thread, now, is it? Get back OT!
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Old 08-12-2006, 12:18 AM   #9790
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And then there along comes a phone - a bloody *THING* - and tries to tell me what word it is I am writing! It would be only half as bad if it suggested the right word, but *NO* it suggests something completely wrong! EVIL!!!
Um, you do know you can turn predictive text off right? Do that and you can type whatever you damn well please without the phone getting all smart arse on you.

Not that I'm TELLING you to turn predictive text off, of course. I know better than to mess with the Chaotic Good.
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Old 08-12-2006, 12:36 AM   #9791
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Um, you do know you can turn predictive text off right? Do that and you can type whatever you damn well please without the phone getting all smart arse on you.

Not that I'm TELLING you to turn predictive text off, of course. I know better than to mess with the Chaotic Good.

I haven't yet found how to turn predictive text off on my phone. I'm starting to believe my phone is the one in a thousand that does not have that option.

And don't worry, you fall under that category of people that are being nice when telling me what I could do.


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Old 08-12-2006, 12:54 AM   #9792
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When does the Thread die?
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Old 08-12-2006, 01:24 AM   #9793
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Are the Germans on this thread confused? Thread must The! What's that all about?

Isn't stuff like turning the predictive test off in the manual? It seems to be called "dictionary off" on a lot of phones.
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Old 08-12-2006, 03:24 AM   #9795
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DIE, THREAD!

Sorry, I haven't used that line for a while...
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You know, Rob, The Thread will never die if you keep posting all the time. So stop now and let it die peacefully.
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Old 08-12-2006, 03:30 AM   #9797
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After you...
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No, ladies first.
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Old 08-12-2006, 03:35 AM   #9799
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Okay then... Jaz, you first.

Then I assume we're doing age before beauty. So we're going to have to both leave at the same time...
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Okay, I'm about to be gone for five days...I expect this thread to be dead when I get back!
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