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SSH · 08-10-2006, 12:43 AM

10% of men are left handed. The other 90% are right w@nk€r$

95% of men admit to being w@nk€r$. 5% of men admit to being liars.

Karmillo · 08-10-2006, 05:05 AM

So left handed people dont wank?

and why do you keep spelling wankers like that?

bulldog · 08-10-2006, 05:12 AM

I bet the left handed wankers are the ones that lie about it......

SSH · 08-10-2006, 05:13 AM

a) No, they just use the other hand

b) To protect the frail old men who read these forums

bulldog · 08-10-2006, 05:17 AM

(whispers) it's ok they know that they're old, they probly can't wank anymore anyway.

Jatsie · 08-10-2006, 05:22 AM

They can get a penile implant, like Larry Flynt.

Karmillo · 08-10-2006, 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jat316sob

They can get a penile implant, like Larry Flynt.

Is that the flexible wire the stick in your penis so you can decide wether you want a boner or not?

Jatsie · 08-10-2006, 05:27 AM

They insert two inner-tube-like devices into the penis, and when you want an erection, you squeeze a small pump that they place in the scrotum, to inflate it.

bulldog · 08-10-2006, 05:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karmillo

Is that the flexible wire the stick in your penis so you can decide wether you want a boner or not?

what no way...... are you serious they can do that? how does that work ?

Karmillo · 08-10-2006, 05:29 AM

You bend it and stuff, like one of those little rubber action figures.

Or theres jats stress ball method

bulldog · 08-10-2006, 05:33 AM

is it an electric current of some sort..... holy shit that is amazing

Karmillo · 08-10-2006, 05:34 AM

Dont think its electric, you just squeeze the air out of your balls.

bulldog · 08-10-2006, 05:37 AM

edit sorry

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karmillo

you just squeeze the air out of your balls.

that game me a funny picture in my head of a guy sitting on the edge of his bed squeezing his balls.

Karmillo · 08-10-2006, 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bulldog

edit sorry

that game me a funny picture in my head of a guy sitting on the edge of his bed squeezing his balls.

I cant really picture it being any other way

RLacey · 08-10-2006, 08:13 AM

Guys, guys, guys... we have a perfectly good thread for those kind of discussions, and this ain't it...

seebaruk · 08-10-2006, 08:26 AM

We've discussed all sorts of random shit in this thread, it's as good as any to talk about ball squeezing and tubes being inserted into penises

Jatsie · 08-10-2006, 08:31 AM

SSH · 08-10-2006, 08:31 AM

RLacey is just feeling a bit faint at the proctological nature of the discussion

RLacey · 08-10-2006, 08:36 AM

No... I'm just wondering why you don't go to the Sex thread with this discussion...

bulldog · 08-10-2006, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RLacey

No... I'm just wondering why you don't go to the Sex thread with this discussion...

sorry it was just a random question. I was just wondering how that device worked b/c I had never heard of anything like that before. sorry

08-10-2006, 12:43 AM	#9741
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08-10-2006, 05:13 AM	#9744
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08-10-2006, 05:27 AM	#9748
Jatsie Lovable rogue Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Great Britain Posts: 6,378	They insert two inner-tube-like devices into the penis, and when you want an erection, you squeeze a small pump that they place in the scrotum, to inflate it. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena Gay-Nerds.com

08-10-2006, 05:29 AM	#9750
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08-10-2006, 05:33 AM	#9751
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08-10-2006, 08:13 AM	#9755
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08-10-2006, 08:26 AM	#9756
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Jatsie Lovable rogue Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Great Britain Posts: 6,378	Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena Gay-Nerds.com

08-10-2006, 08:31 AM	#9758
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08-10-2006, 08:36 AM	#9759
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