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Old 08-10-2006, 12:43 AM   #9741
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10% of men are left handed. The other 90% are right [email protected]€r$

95% of men admit to being [email protected]€r$. 5% of men admit to being liars.
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Old 08-10-2006, 05:05 AM   #9742
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So left handed people dont wank?

and why do you keep spelling wankers like that?
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Old 08-10-2006, 05:12 AM   #9743
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I bet the left handed wankers are the ones that lie about it......
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Old 08-10-2006, 05:13 AM   #9744
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a) No, they just use the other hand

b) To protect the frail old men who read these forums
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Old 08-10-2006, 05:17 AM   #9745
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(whispers) it's ok they know that they're old, they probly can't wank anymore anyway.
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Old 08-10-2006, 05:22 AM   #9746
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They can get a penile implant, like Larry Flynt.
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Old 08-10-2006, 05:23 AM   #9747
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They can get a penile implant, like Larry Flynt.
Is that the flexible wire the stick in your penis so you can decide wether you want a boner or not?
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Old 08-10-2006, 05:27 AM   #9748
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They insert two inner-tube-like devices into the penis, and when you want an erection, you squeeze a small pump that they place in the scrotum, to inflate it.
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Is that the flexible wire the stick in your penis so you can decide wether you want a boner or not?

what no way...... are you serious they can do that? how does that work ?
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Old 08-10-2006, 05:29 AM   #9750
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You bend it and stuff, like one of those little rubber action figures.

Or theres jats stress ball method
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is it an electric current of some sort..... holy shit that is amazing
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Dont think its electric, you just squeeze the air out of your balls.
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edit sorry
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you just squeeze the air out of your balls.
that game me a funny picture in my head of a guy sitting on the edge of his bed squeezing his balls.
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that game me a funny picture in my head of a guy sitting on the edge of his bed squeezing his balls.
I cant really picture it being any other way
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Old 08-10-2006, 08:13 AM   #9755
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Guys, guys, guys... we have a perfectly good thread for those kind of discussions, and this ain't it...
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We've discussed all sorts of random shit in this thread, it's as good as any to talk about ball squeezing and tubes being inserted into penises
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Old 08-10-2006, 08:31 AM   #9758
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RLacey is just feeling a bit faint at the proctological nature of the discussion
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No... I'm just wondering why you don't go to the Sex thread with this discussion...
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No... I'm just wondering why you don't go to the Sex thread with this discussion...

sorry it was just a random question. I was just wondering how that device worked b/c I had never heard of anything like that before. sorry
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