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Life and times of...
Join Date: Mar 2004
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Well duh!
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06-22-2006, 06:19 AM
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Chris Barraclough
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: London
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No, I'm Spartacus!
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The harsh jagged floor of the gorge met George with a sickening crunching of bones. Organs shattered, muscle tore, and then....silence. His blood mixed with the rain forming a crimson stream, flowing quickly away from his ruined body. A badger scurried up to the lifeless form and sniffed curiously at an eyeball, before taking it in its mouth and scampering to shelter. George may be no more, but at least the inhabitants of this gorge would have their fill. The End
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06-22-2006, 07:19 AM
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Ale! And keep 'em coming!
Join Date: Oct 2004
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No, THIS is Spartakus!  (awful picture, by the way. Herbert Feuerstein looks a lot more friendly usually. And more funny.) - 
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06-22-2006, 09:45 AM
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merely human
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Chicago
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Time for a Devon break....
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06-22-2006, 09:50 AM
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Lovable rogue
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
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Devon knows how they make it so creamy...
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
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06-22-2006, 10:51 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: South East England.
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Rob's losing it. He praised as wondrous prose something I think you'll find had a spelling mistake in it.
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No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree |
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06-22-2006, 10:53 AM
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The Threadâ„¢ will die.
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I missed that one. Feel free to comment on the split infinitive, though
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06-22-2006, 10:56 AM
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Would you like me to boldy comment on the split infinitive in a way no split infinitive has been boldly commented on before?
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No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree |
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06-22-2006, 11:17 AM
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Cioming soon to this thread.
Grammar at it's best. Full of stuff you should of seen before. Avoiding the most stupidest common errors. Helping you not post nothing wrong never again.
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No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree |
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06-22-2006, 11:19 AM
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merely human
Join Date: Sep 2003
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06-22-2006, 11:57 AM
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Chris Barraclough
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Location: London
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Ew. Poor Robsie. I bet he's gagging to go to San Fran now!
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06-22-2006, 12:53 PM
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merely human
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Is he gagging on a large sausage roll?
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06-22-2006, 01:07 PM
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Lovable rogue
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
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Yeah, and he's loving it.
I told him he should have taken that muscle relaxant I prescribed.
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
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06-22-2006, 01:10 PM
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06-22-2006, 02:01 PM
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merely human
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What's so old about you enjoying a large sausage roll?
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06-22-2006, 02:06 PM
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You know, you really are pathetic if you still find that joke funny...
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