12-30-2005, 10:51 AM
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Coming soon on this thread. Me telling eveyone how fascinating accountancy is. But only if at least 1 person posts after me.
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No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree |
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12-30-2005, 02:43 PM
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The Thread™ will die.
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I don't want you to tell us. Because I want to win, and if you post after me then I'll have to post again and then someone else will post again and then I'll post and they'll post and I'll post and someone else will post and I'll post and
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12-30-2005, 02:49 PM
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merely human
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12-30-2005, 03:31 PM
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A cuteness war is it? Well prepare to be blown away with..
*shuffles through box of cute pics* AHA! Go Go  Eric Hobsbawm!!!! Hahaha now what do you..... wait, what? 
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12-30-2005, 06:13 PM
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By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there, Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere! No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply! Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee! ~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem |
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12-31-2005, 12:38 AM
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Ale! And keep 'em coming!
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*sings* Full speed ahead, Mister Cohen! Up, up, up, your premium Up, up, up, your premium Scribble away... (and balance the books) Scribble away... (but balance the books) It's fun to charter an accountant And sail the wide accountancy To find, explore the funds offshore And skirt the shoals of bankruptcy It can be manly in insurance We'll up your premium semi-annually It's all tax-deductible We're fairly incorruptible We're sailing on the wide accountancy! Oh this is fun, Mister Cohen. Fetch me another exotic charoot! To port! Bring a port to sherry! And a medium lie sherry to port! Balance the books! (fade out) - 
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- "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant." >>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<< And *This*...is a Black Hole - BYE! |
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12-31-2005, 01:33 AM
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Was that Flanders and Swann Jazzy? Good stuff!
Accountancy is fascinating because you spend all day looking at bank statements. They've got all these numbers on them and numbers are great. Some of them have commas in and some don't depending on how big they are. They all have two places after the decimal point because that's the way that money works. The ones on the left are spending money and the ones on the right are getting money. It's wonderful how the bank balance figure goes up and down as money goes in and out. Sometimes people don't write down all of the money that's come in and out of their bank account in their cash books. Then you get to have even more fun looking at those exciting bank statements trying to find the things they forgot to write down. Is everyone fascinated (  ) enough yet or do I need to continue?
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No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree |
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12-31-2005, 02:07 AM
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That's not accountancy. I get the clerks to do that stuff.
Accountancy is preparing the monthly Vat return and the year end set of accounts. So nobody post or I'll start talking about Balance Sheets and tax.
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12-31-2005, 03:15 AM
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Ale! And keep 'em coming!
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- "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant." >>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<< And *This*...is a Black Hole - BYE! |
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12-31-2005, 03:22 AM
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That short is gold. If you haven't (and I'd be surprised if you haven't), listen to the director's commentary. It's interesting to see how differently Gilliam was working from the rest at the time.
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12-31-2005, 03:46 AM
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Shall I talk about netting off the put and call contracts in currency futures now?
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No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree |
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12-31-2005, 03:51 AM
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Why I'm So Great
A speech by Robert Lacey Just because. Think about it for a second. It's obvious, isn't it? I simply am one of the greatest beings to ever walk the planet. And one of the most modest. So there. Proved. Case closed. |
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12-31-2005, 03:59 AM
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Why I'm So Great
A blatant plagiarism by stepurhan Just because. Think about it for a second. It's obvious, isn't it? I simply am one of the greatest beings to ever walk the planet. And one of the most modest. So there. Proved. Case closed Ducks flying pans
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12-31-2005, 04:02 AM
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The fact that someone has chosen to steal huge swathes of one of my speaches merely proves my point
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12-31-2005, 04:22 AM
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12-31-2005, 04:28 AM
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