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Old 12-29-2005, 01:31 PM   #701
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Yeah.

Seriously, you shouldn't post
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Old 12-29-2005, 02:08 PM   #702
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#20 I got a feeling something went wrong and now I own a blind camel.

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Old 12-29-2005, 07:05 PM   #703
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"The Biggest Little City in the World"!
That's it! That's the one!
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Visit it before it becomes "New Reno"!
Nooooo! I like it just the way it is, thank you very much.
Not too small, not too big, and extremely laid-back...like me!
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Old 12-30-2005, 01:03 AM   #704
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Sweet, it sounds pretty good. You've got me thinking about holidays now, need to get away from the slush and rain.
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Old 12-30-2005, 02:15 AM   #705
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Yes, I woke up at 5 a.m. just to reveal that I'm a killer.



Now, will Squarsie please send me his drawing of the Champion Thread Killer trophy?
Spank you very much! Oh wait... that's Mira's specialty, isn't it???
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Old 12-30-2005, 02:30 AM   #706
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That reminds me, the Ann Summers sale is on now
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Old 12-30-2005, 02:48 AM   #707
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That reminds me, the Ann Summers sale is on now
Shop there often.
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Old 12-30-2005, 03:09 AM   #708
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Shop there often.
Haven't been for a while, gonna have to see what new stuff they've got in. Think I'll be staying clear of the whips though!
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Old 12-30-2005, 04:10 AM   #709
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What have I created?
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Old 12-30-2005, 06:20 AM   #710
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I'm not quite sure how anyone can have enough self-confidence to go shopping in Ann Summers...
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Old 12-30-2005, 06:24 AM   #711
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Every time you post in this thread, Uwe Boll gets the movie rights to another game!
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Old 12-30-2005, 06:26 AM   #712
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That's no threat. Uwe Boll is my hero!
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Old 12-30-2005, 06:29 AM   #713
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Great, he just got the rights to Grim Fandango, he says it will be 200 minutes of skeletons blowing up and fart jokes...
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Old 12-30-2005, 06:33 AM   #714
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I'm not quite sure how anyone can have enough self-confidence to go shopping in Ann Summers...
I only ever go in there with my gf, I feel like a pervert going in by myself! But then, maybe that's cos I am a pervert.

And Uwe Boll is indeed a legend

EDIT: Fart jokes rule! Maybe Kevin Smith should make it, he's the king.
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Old 12-30-2005, 06:37 AM   #715
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He just got the rights to Pac-man! He says it will be about an overweight old man in a speedo eating pills.... And there is a NUDE scene!
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Has he, by any chance, just acquired something else?
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Old 12-30-2005, 06:48 AM   #717
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He just got the rights to Pac-man! He says it will be about an overweight old man in a speedo eating pills.... And there is a NUDE scene!
Phwoar, Ms Pac Man nekkid. I'll be going to see it.
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Old 12-30-2005, 08:06 AM   #718
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Has he, by any chance, just acquired something else?
Eeeeehhh... BEHIND YOU A THREE-HEADED MONKEY!

I you post in this thread (someone you don't like) will (something you don't like) and (something ghoulish), (something rather disturbing), (something awful), (luncheon meat)!
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Eeeeehhh... BEHIND YOU A THREE-HEADED MONKEY!

I you post in this thread (someone you don't like) will (something you don't like) and (something ghoulish), (something rather disturbing), (something awful), (luncheon meat)!
So James Blunt will Doctor Who and walk through a wall, babies on spikes, James Blunt, a tin of tongue.

Urgh, sounds nasty.
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Old 12-30-2005, 08:39 AM   #720
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I'm not quite sure how anyone can have enough self-confidence to go shopping in Ann Summers...
Some of us suffer a deplorable excess of that quality.
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