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UPtimist · 05-24-2006, 06:55 AM

Oh say can you see...

Sage · 05-24-2006, 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by UPtimist

Oh say can you see...

Any bed bugs on me?
If you do, pick a few
And we'll have bed bug stew!

RLacey · 05-24-2006, 07:06 AM

I can see this thread dying right now.

UPtimist · 05-24-2006, 07:14 AM

It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press.

seebaruk · 05-24-2006, 07:17 AM

Bed bug stew? Sounds a bit rank mate, maybe a good bed bug curry would be better

RLacey · 05-24-2006, 07:19 AM

How about not eating the bed bugs at all. In fact, how about not having bed bugs in the first place?!

UPtimist · 05-24-2006, 07:22 AM

Entering without a search warrant, destroying property, arson, sexual assault with a concrete dildo... what the hell's got into you, Rob?

Jelena · 05-24-2006, 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by UPtimist

Entering without a search warrant, destroying property, arson, sexual assault with a concrete dildo... what the hell's got into you, Rob?

I see you´re back in a good mood today UPtimist.

RLacey · 05-24-2006, 07:30 AM

Look... there's no truth in the warrant, property destruction or the arson...

Jatsie · 05-24-2006, 07:35 AM

Now I understand why you have that cement mixer in your room...

UPtimist · 05-24-2006, 07:35 AM

Mrs. Lacey, your son is a ruthless, cold-blooded, sadistic animal. You must be proud of him.

RLacey · 05-24-2006, 07:39 AM

I seriously doubt that my mother reads these forums.

UPtimist · 05-24-2006, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LenaJ

I see you´re back in a good mood today UPtimist.

Wait Lena, I can explain. You see, I was looking for Dr. Evil when the Fembots came out and smoke started coming out of their jomblies. So I started to work my mojo, to counter their mojo; we got cross-mojulation, and their heads started exploding.

Yeah, and I can't believe Liberace was gay. I mean, women loved him! I didn't see that one coming.

Quote:

Originally Posted by RLacey

I seriously doubt that my mother reads these forums.

That's not your mother, it's a man, baby!

Jelena · 05-24-2006, 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UPtimist

Wait Lena, I can explain. You see, I was looking for Dr. Evil when the Fembots came out and smoke started coming out of their jomblies. So I started to work my mojo, to counter their mojo; we got cross-mojulation, and their heads started exploding.

Are you entering the craziest/looniest competition from yesterday? I was hoping it was all over by now.

UPtimist · 05-24-2006, 07:58 AM

I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working.

There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.

Jelena · 05-24-2006, 08:00 AM

Rob
I'm wondering if you're noticing anything with my posts from now on.....

RLacey · 05-24-2006, 08:01 AM

OK. Enough quoting Austin Powers. It's hardly like it was that funny the first time

...

Oh, an DIE THREAD! DIE! JUST FREAKING DIE!

UPtimist · 05-24-2006, 08:01 AM

Pardon me for being rude. It was not me, it was my food. It just popped up to say hello, and now it's gone back down below.

RLacey · 05-24-2006, 08:03 AM

Here's your orange sherbert...

Sage · 05-24-2006, 08:24 AM

*Ahem* That's "sherbet".

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05-24-2006, 07:17 AM	#7025
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05-24-2006, 07:19 AM	#7026
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05-24-2006, 07:22 AM	#7027
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05-24-2006, 07:35 AM	#7031
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05-24-2006, 07:58 AM	#7035
UPtimist Life and times of... Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Up there in the mist Posts: 6,025	I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working. There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch. Share Share this post on Twitter

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05-24-2006, 08:01 AM	#7037
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	OK. Enough quoting Austin Powers. It's hardly like it was that funny the first time ... Oh, an DIE THREAD! DIE! JUST FREAKING DIE! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

05-24-2006, 08:01 AM	#7038
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