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*stepurhan* · 05-10-2006, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by LenaJ

Well I´m happily married too and don´t want anyone chasing me around.

I think it's OK having two married people chasing each other around. It's the catching up that creates the problems.

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EDIT: And you guys know that I´m an open minded person too. So no offence.

I think you really have to go some to offend most of this lot. MInd you, you have to be open-minded to hang here for any length of time as well.

RLacey · 05-10-2006, 12:28 PM

Heh.

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Jelena · 05-10-2006, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by stepurhan

MInd you, you have to be open-minded to hang here for any length of time as well.

That is so true!

Sage · 05-10-2006, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by stepurhan

It's kind of you to offer Scott but I've already got a Dad thanks. If you want to apply for the position the main qualities are being irascible in a generally likeable way.

Then I have an excellent role model to emulate, as you've just described my Grand-Dad to a "T".

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Originally Posted by stepurhan

I'm not gay but I'm happily married, which has a similar effect when it comes to chasing after gorgeous women such as yourself.

The American comedian Jeff Foxworthy does a bit called "You're either married, or you're gay". For example, "If you spend all day Sunday picking out wallpaper for the bathroom instead of watching sports on TV, you're either married, or you're gay" and "If you sleep on a bed with a coordinated dust ruffle and 47 pillows, you're either married, or you're gay".

*stepurhan* · 05-10-2006, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by LenaJ

There are just so many jokes refering to gay sex all the time.

A couple get married but they are a bit reticent about sex. They adopt euphemisms where they call his part "washing" and her part "washing machine".

One night the man rolls over next to his wife and says "Can I put my washing in your washing machine?"

She's got a bit of a headache so she says "Not now, darling."

She goes to sleep for a ltitle while and when she wakes up her headache is gone. She rolls over to her husband and says "You can put your washing in my washing machine now if you want to."

He replies "Not to worry dear. I finished it off by hand."

Does that redress the balance a bit Lena?

Jelena · 05-10-2006, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott

"If you sleep on a bed with a coordinated dust ruffle and 47 pillows, you're either married, or you're gay".

We´ve got eight pillows on the bed. How many have you got?

Karmillo · 05-10-2006, 12:35 PM

Thats what they all say!

Jelena · 05-10-2006, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by stepurhan

Does that redress the balance a bit Lena?

LOL I´m ever so thankful! Terrible joke, but it made me laugh because I´m about to go to bed and I have a headache.

seebaruk · 05-10-2006, 12:38 PM

There are a lot of gay jokes on this forum, but then there's a lot more gay guys here than in other forums I guess. But then, the only other forum I regularly go to is a footy one.

8 pillows is a lot, you must have a huge bed! A fan of coupling perhaps?

*stepurhan* · 05-10-2006, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by LenaJ

Terrible joke

Of course it was. I have a reputation to maintain you know.

Sage · 05-10-2006, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by LenaJ

We´ve got eight pillows on the bed. How many have you got?

Just two. My female best friend often tells me in a mildly disgusted tone "You are such a guy!".

Of course, I take that as a compliment.

Jelena · 05-10-2006, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by seebaruk

8 pillows is a lot, you must have a huge bed! A fan of coupling perhaps?

8 pillows on the bed after the bed spread is on. Just for decoration.

Intrepid Homoludens · 05-10-2006, 12:48 PM

"Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common." - Dorothy Parker

Karmillo · 05-10-2006, 12:51 PM

My whole room is a mess n stuff so my sleeping arangements tend to change, but when I get my own place im deffinetly going to have like 3 quilts and 5 pillows and just have them in a big pile

Jazhara7 · 05-10-2006, 12:55 PM

I have seven pillows on my bed at all times. That there are seven was not intentional, but I find it's spiffy that there are seven pillows, now that I am aware of it.

Of course, then there's also Iggy's pillow hoarde/collection, which consists of a lot more pillows.

"Actually I lay claim to every pillow in the house, but Mommy says I have to leave some on the beds so nobody get's a stiff neck. So I allow them to use my pillows too."

And we thank you for that, darling.

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Jazhara7 · 05-10-2006, 12:59 PM

Oh, and I have two winter blankets, two summer blankets and one magnetic matress on my bed too!

One of the summer blankets is under one of the winter blankets, creating the perfect blanket. If it's particularly cold in winter (like at the time when our heating breaks down once a year), I can add the second summer blanket, so it's nice and cozy. I don't really use the second winter blanket.

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Karmillo · 05-10-2006, 01:24 PM

Magnetic Matress!? The possibilities are endless!!!!

I must have one, NOW

Jazhara7 · 05-10-2006, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Karmillo

Magnetic Matress!? The possibilities are endless!!!!

I must have one, NOW

Basically it's just so my back doesn't start to hurt...

Sorry to burst your bubble, but it's a matress with magnets inside. It's not really "magnetic" in the traditional sense.

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05-10-2006, 01:26 PM

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<3

alt. 3

♥

Look at how much better that is.

Karmillo · 05-10-2006, 01:33 PM

but that heart doesnt have soul like <3

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Originally Posted by Jazhara7

Sorry to burst your bubble

*Falls into the void*

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05-10-2006, 12:38 PM	#6449
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05-10-2006, 12:51 PM	#6454
Karmillo woof Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: NOT REALLY RIGHT HERE Posts: 4,750	My whole room is a mess n stuff so my sleeping arangements tend to change, but when I get my own place im deffinetly going to have like 3 quilts and 5 pillows and just have them in a big pile Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "I've got nothing to lose! Except for...well everything."

05-10-2006, 12:55 PM	#6455
Jazhara7 Ale! And keep 'em coming! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Beyond the Pattern of Reality...or Germany Posts: 8,527	I have seven pillows on my bed at all times. That there are seven was not intentional, but I find it's spiffy that there are seven pillows, now that I am aware of it. Of course, then there's also Iggy's pillow hoarde/collection, which consists of a lot more pillows. "Actually I lay claim to every pillow in the house, but Mommy says I have to leave some on the beds so nobody get's a stiff neck. So I allow them to use my pillows too." And we thank you for that, darling. - Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ - "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant." >>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<< And This...is a Black Hole - BYE!

05-10-2006, 12:59 PM	#6456
Jazhara7 Ale! And keep 'em coming! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Beyond the Pattern of Reality...or Germany Posts: 8,527	Oh, and I have two winter blankets, two summer blankets and one magnetic matress on my bed too! One of the summer blankets is under one of the winter blankets, creating the perfect blanket. If it's particularly cold in winter (like at the time when our heating breaks down once a year), I can add the second summer blanket, so it's nice and cozy. I don't really use the second winter blanket. - Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ - "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant." >>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<< And This...is a Black Hole - BYE!

05-10-2006, 01:24 PM	#6457
Karmillo woof Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: NOT REALLY RIGHT HERE Posts: 4,750	Magnetic Matress!? The possibilities are endless!!!! I must have one, NOW Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "I've got nothing to lose! Except for...well everything."

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