04-27-2006, 05:25 PM | #5781 | |
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I thought it was rather analogous to this, the characters, much like this thread, take can a beating, but ultimately cannot die. See, I put more thought into that than you realised.
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04-27-2006, 05:44 PM | #5782 |
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<Nori123> You don't know jack shit
<VioletSky> That's not true, I know him well <Nori123> Haha <VioletSky> I'm serious <VioletSky> Jack is the son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, the deeply religious couple produced 6 children <VioletSky> Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. <VioletSky> However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. <VioletSky> She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt. <VioletSky> Two other of the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. <VioletSky> The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. <VioletSky> Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. <VioletSky> So there. <FiPo> LOL
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04-27-2006, 05:50 PM | #5783 |
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Man thats some Biography
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04-27-2006, 05:55 PM | #5784 |
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Sounds like the genealogy of an inter-breeding Mormon polygamist clan.
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04-27-2006, 06:08 PM | #5785 |
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<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right --> Beefpile ([email protected]) has joined #themacmind <anamexis> and it exploded <anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard <anamexis> but I got it away just in time <-- Beefpile has quit (sick ****ers) <anamexis> :< |
04-27-2006, 06:11 PM | #5786 |
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Haha it took me a couple of reads to see what happened there
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04-27-2006, 10:09 PM | #5787 |
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Good thing that you have kept the tradition alive while I've been rather away.
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04-28-2006, 02:21 AM | #5788 |
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Yeah. You got back just in time to watch me kill the thread!
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04-28-2006, 06:02 AM | #5789 |
Bad Influence
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Not quite.
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04-28-2006, 06:58 AM | #5790 | |
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You realise that identity theft is a crime punishable by several years of solitary confinement? Also, I believe that impersonating a person can get you a nasty punishment too. Especially if the person being impersonated is the EMPRESS of this whole bleeping PLANET!!! Unless it's one of those "Prince and the Pauper" thingies. Needless to say, "The Prince and the Pauper" is not really my favourite story. There's much better ones out there. Also, you don't really look like me, don't you think so too, Tibsie? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
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04-28-2006, 09:59 AM | #5791 |
woof
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Ive always wondered about this whole empress of the planet thing, what planet?
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04-28-2006, 10:13 AM | #5792 |
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i am getting tired of this thread.............WILL IT JUST END ALREADY
and if this one gets closed.............someone will just make a new one............it is never going to end (begins to get paranoid) anyway..........i have more important things to do right now..........like get high
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04-28-2006, 11:13 AM | #5793 |
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D-zone, I´m starting to get worried: guns and getting high. Can´t be a good combination. Try exercise and fresh air!
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04-28-2006, 11:18 AM | #5794 | |
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Earth, Gaia, Terra, The Third Planet from the Sun, , The Blue Marble, The Pale blue dot, and (last but not least): "Mostly Harmless". You might not have noticed, but I am the ruler of all humanity. I prefer not to meddle in the affairs of the different groups too much, lest they become too aware of being ruled. It's best to let people have the illusion of being ruled by their own government. I'm mostly busy preventing the armies of the Grey Squirrels and their allies (Pigeons, White Swans, Sea Gulls are the ones we know of so far) from succeeding in their plan to destroy the human race these days. -
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- "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant." >>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<< And *This*...is a Black Hole - BYE! |
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04-28-2006, 01:35 PM | #5795 |
woof
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Destroy the human race? Thats a pointless goal...
But I'm gonna destroy the world so it doesnt matter either way
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04-28-2006, 01:53 PM | #5796 | |
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Tell that to the grey squirrels! I'm sure they think differently. -
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- "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant." >>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<< And *This*...is a Black Hole - BYE! |
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04-28-2006, 01:56 PM | #5797 |
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Tell that to the grey squirrels! I'm sure they think differently.
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04-28-2006, 02:28 PM | #5798 | |
woof
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*I havent really decided on how im gonna do it yet
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04-28-2006, 05:36 PM | #5799 |
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Jeez, what a bunch of downers y'all are! Lighten up!
Or at the very least, don't go blowing up the world until after I've visited the UK.
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04-28-2006, 05:37 PM | #5800 |
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Im not nessiseraly blowing it up, but If I do and you havent went to the UK yet then ill make sure that the explosion throws it in your general direction
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