[tsa]

Originally Posted by kate me

Check out this:

http://divaboo.info/

That Aye-Aye looks like a beast from Star Wars!

[UPtimist]

Now get out of here before I kick you in the nnuts

[Intense Degree]

Originally Posted by Trunkyo

All right, fair enough. But if and when your legs do decide to go their separate ways, I would like to be present, if only for the opportunity to film a husky bloke doing the splits. Deal?

Definitely the best offer i've had for a while!

[UPtimist]

What about the chance to have your breasts enlarged by three sizes using only pills for only 59.99$ + delivery?

Or the chance to help prince Mbwukungu'a escape the rebels who have wrongfully overthrown his family and are now living in the jungle, by paying only 2000€ to get him the tickets to Europe and then having him repay you 10 000€?

[Intense Degree]

Actually, the offer to upgrade to the full version of RLacey was a pretty good one too.

[UPtimist]

Oh, right. Apparently that was a scam too. There's no RLacey to be seen anywhere around here.

Also, there was a... What do you call it when Jesus' face appears on toast or whatever? Well, something like that in my grandma's window. She had just washed them and now there's clearly a white dove in it. It's a sign, no doubt. Sign of peace, and that she should charge admission fees to see the miracle.

And this is no joke, except for the white dove part. It was probably something like a common pidgeon or something. The faithless explanation would be that a bird hit it but in an angle that it left a full-body imprint (probably just managed to notice the window and braked a little and so hit "on its stomach") with wings spread and all.

It's really quite a sight with the newly washed window and everything, you can partly see individual feathers and all* (I'm not sure if it's dust or what that's left on the window).

But of course, it's not that, it's a sign from Above. It's probably etched on the inside of the glass too.

*) Repetition, consider revising.

[rlpw]

I am beginning to believe that there are only 3 people actually posting on this and the rest are Sockpuppets. What do you think?

[wplr]

I agree

[Hammerite]

I like breasts

[tsa]

Originally Posted by rlpw

I am beginning to believe that there are only 3 people actually posting on this and the rest are Sockpuppets. What do you think?

Originally Posted by wplr

I agree

I see what you did there. Ha ha.

I like breasts too.

[UPtimist]

So what's your stance on, umm... *tee-hee*

[tsa]

I like *tee-hee*

[Hammerite]

I will probably enjoy *tee-hee* when I end up having *tee-hee*.

[Giligan]

By "tee-hee". of course, he means doing cocaine.

[RLacey]

ACCESS DENIED:

Your licence to use this test version of RLacey has now expired.

Please acquire a full licence for the final version of RLacey,
releasing on 28 May 2011.

[rlpw]

I am personally all about the Tee but can live without the Hee.

[Intense Degree]

Well, you know what they say, If you can't stand the Hee then get out of the kitchen.

Is anyone else going along to the midnight release of RLacey on 28th?

[tsa]

Oh yes, that looks like a cool party. Where is it?

[stepurhan]

I understand they are giving out prizes for the best RLacey costume on the night.

[UPtimist]

You'd better not let Lacey kill the thread again while I'm away!