[jjacob]

*attempts to close Pandora's box
*fails

Sorry Rob, I tried

[Karmillo]

*Attempts to destroy Pandoras Box*

Oh wait, there are laws against suicide. Ahah

*Sparkly Grin*

[Jazhara7]

Originally Posted by LenaJ

Btw you and Jaz (the spelling nazis of this forum) Is there some form of romance going on....

Nope. I just like to pester him a bit. The "Tibsie" thing comes from me trying to imitate the stereotype mother who is angry with a family member, and thus is calling said family member by their full name. Now, I don't know his middle name, so I made use of Kirk's Law (named by me, after no other but Captain James T. Kirk), which states that any person's middle name is "Tiberius" unless otherwise stated. So he's Robert Tiberius Lacey. That's why I called him "Tibsie" (using the naming tradition of Adventure Gamers, obviously) - It's pronounced something like "Tipsy" .

And to erase any doubt, I think that Monty Python, Playmobil, Comics, 80's Cartoons, Adventure Games, Archery, Woodturning, the planning of my dream house (all designed by me, like a small castle. It will have stained glass windows depicting crows!), and acquiring a nice medieval cloak with a low hood (as well as a waistcoat-dress like Lydia from Keepsake has) are all more interesting than boys.

Originally Posted by seebaruk

Never seen Pulp Fiction or been in a specialist sex shop then A gimp mask is a kind of leather mask that fits over the entire head, they generally have small eye holes and a zip where the mouth is. They're used by subs, and usually accompanied by a leash. I'd post a pic but I'm at work so I don't wanna go trawling through internet sites looking for one

Ewww...

Anyway, I believe those look pretty silly. Scary, but silly.



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[seebaruk]

Silly? Nooooo...

I agree with you on the 80s cartoons & Monty Python by the way, much more interesting than boys.

[Jazhara7]

Originally Posted by Jat316sob

Love is in the air

To quote Edwin(a):

DIE! DIE!!!



Oh, you've made the Loony Empress angry. You are so going to regret this. IT'S GOING TO INVOLVE CUSTARD! ASPARAGUS CUSTARD OF DOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!! I will show you endless pain with hot pokers stuck in your...


>>You know, I believe this is actually a picture of me.<<

...and then I am going to tapdance on your sorry remains, and you will still be alive, for you will be revived after I finally killed you with the ancient sword of Tub'* Death *'tub, which was forged from the unholy magnetic tape upon which the entire collection of the Teletubbies TV series was recorded for the first time! And then - What did you just say, Jazhara666?

>>I said: 'This is actually a picture of me.' Not a picture of you, Good Twin. But carry on, I believe we agree on this topic for once, even if I am going to get in trouble with the Evil Twin Lodge for that.<<

Glad to hear that. Now, where was I? Ah, yes: And THEN, I'm going to spit on your corpse!

>>Boo yah!<<


Anybody else have something to say? No? Thought so.


>>Now, aren't you glad you didn't get her *really* angry?<<

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[RLacey]

What she said, only making more sense.

*makes plans to annoy Jaz by constantly calling her "dear" and constantly flirting with her*

[seebaruk]

Soooo...you wearing the gimp mask for her again tonight Robbo?

[RLacey]

I'm not sure I could ever bring myself to wear one of those. It looks way too uncomfortable.

[Jelena]

Originally Posted by Jazhara7

Oh, you've made the Loony Empress angry. You are so going to regret this. IT'S GOING TO INVOLVE CUSTARD! ASPARAGUS CUSTARD OF DOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!! I will show you endless pain with hot pokers stuck in your...

Jaz! You are the funniest person in this forum

[Jazhara7]

Originally Posted by LenaJ

Jaz! You are the funniest person in this forum

Thank you! That's just who I am .


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[Karmillo]

Originally Posted by Jazhara7

the planning of my dream house (all designed by me, like a small castle. It will have stained glass windows depicting crows!)

Dammit thats my dream house!

...well except for the crows, those little bugger always use my satelite cable as a swing

maybe a moat with inflatable alegators(it needs to look intimidating but still be safe for a swim) and turrets ofcourse! theres something like a turret outside my bedroom window but in my future house there needs to be one outide every window! and towers with turrets at the top and on the windows! and there must be mini turrets in the catacombs....

but now ill be told im just copying that girl with the custard

[RLacey]

So, basically, you want a house like Richard Garriott used to have? Complete with the crazy secret passages and waking-up-in-different-rooms stuff?

[playing_games]

Karm, my man, I'd give up if I were you. I don't think you can match Jazzy's loonyness no matter how hard you try.

[jjacob]

Mehh, any turret would be rendered useless to anyone who's played Deus Ex

[RLacey]

Nah. Because if they haven't played Deus Ex they won't realise that it's expected of them that they will leave important security codes lying around in notes to one another.

[Jelena]

Originally Posted by Karmillo

and turrets ofcourse!

Turret...My favourite whisky is Glenturret. Have you tried that one Gwasgow boy?

[Karmillo]

Originally Posted by playing_games

Karm, my man, I'd give up if I were you. I don't think you can match Jazzy's loonyness no matter how hard you try.

Im pretty sure if i tried I could top Jaz for being looney, but im not gonna try cause I dont want to.

I wanna be Epic!
I wanna be Legendery!
and just plain Awesome!


Anyway when i said turrets I didnt mean guns...although....
erm, well what i was meanthing was those things at the top of towers some castles have...what are they called?

Originally Posted by LenaJ

Turret...My favourite whisky is Glenturret. Have you tried that one Gwasgow boy?

I dont drink alchihol...I guzzle anyhting I drink so it knocks me out

[playing_games]

Originally Posted by karmillo

erm, well what i was meanthing was those things at the top of towers some castles have...what are they called?

Annoying French men?

[Karmillo]

Hmmm, another good idea....

But no, that shape at the top, wich has those sticky out stone bits like in that picture. I always thought that was called a turret

[Jelena]

Originally Posted by Karmillo

I dont drink alchihol...I guzzle anyhting I drink so it knocks me out

But a Scot should know that you don´t guzzle whisky. Pour 4 cl in a glass, add a little water into it. Sip slowly and let the aroma fill your mouth. It´s divine!