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Old 03-13-2006, 09:33 AM   #3881
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Yeah, ya goddamn sicko, it's only one step from that to slicing up your Granny with a cheese grater.
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Old 03-13-2006, 09:36 AM   #3882
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Nah. I did that last week.









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Old 03-13-2006, 10:45 AM   #3883
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Old 03-13-2006, 11:40 AM   #3884
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Shotgun weddings sound delightful! Don't think we have them over here, but then not everyone in this country has a mini arsenal in our cupboards. Or closets even.
We dont?
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Old 03-13-2006, 12:08 PM   #3885
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Correct. We don't.
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Old 03-13-2006, 12:17 PM   #3886
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Old 03-13-2006, 01:05 PM   #3887
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I prefer to sleep with a gun under my pillow.
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Old 03-13-2006, 01:22 PM   #3888
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I prefer to sleep with a gun under my pillow.

I imagine that to be quite uncomfortable, since it was already painful if I rested my head while having my hair done up like Mazzy (see picture). Yes, I used hair bands without metal joints. It *did* hurt a lot.


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And since I am probably the only person that needs to have at least three big pillows for her head, in order to be able to sleep, plus a smaller one from IKEA to put her hand under and then the head onto the small pillow, a gun would be very painful to have under the pillow.

Or maybe my head is just a like the Princess on the Pea.



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I question why you were trying to sleep with your hair done up like that, and why you have to have a pillow to put between hand and head, but other than that your post is... um...

Never mind. Staying in a hotel must be a nightmare for you, though .
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Hehe, don't you just hate overprotective fathers. Meeting the parents is stressful enough without knowing they're armed to the teeth.
One benefit to being gay is that the parents I meet rarely realize I'm dating their son.
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They think you're dating their daughter instead? That could get complicated...






Yes, I know that I misinterpreted your post, Scott.
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I question why you were trying to sleep with your hair done up like that, and why you have to have a pillow to put between hand and head, but other than that your post is... um...

Never mind. Staying in a hotel must be a nightmare for you, though .

Well, I sleep on my side, and I have to put my hand *somewhere*. The other one is occupied holding my cuddly toys.

Oh, and I was sleeping like that because I had just returned from my school's senior dance (which was basically a very well-dressed Disco), and I was too tired to undo my hair (and I didn't really want to do so). At least I removed the glowstick halo from my hair! I have to post some pictures of that. Many of the girls had stuck some glowsticks into their hair, but I stuck them in there, and attached them to each other with some plastic links we had there for that purpose, and made myself a CROWN! A friend of mine said I looked like a Neon version of Diana/Artemis. In every strand there was at least one glowstick.

And I always take the small pillow with me.


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Oh, and I was sleeping like that because I had just returned from my school's senior dance (which was basically a very well-dressed Disco), and I was too tired to undo my hair (and I didn't really want to do so). At least I removed the glowstick halo from my hair! I have to post some pictures of that. Many of the girls had stuck some glowsticks into their hair, but I stuck them in there, and attached them to each other with some plastic links we had there for that purpose, and made myself a CROWN! A friend of mine said I looked like a Neon version of Diana/Artemis. In every strand there was at least one glowstick.
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Never mind. Staying in a hotel must be a nightmare for you, though .
Nah, there are always extra pillows in the closet.
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Hrm... I´ve never thought of that.
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Thank heavens for those people who kindly sent me emails about it; I could have missed out on the best part of £10m!
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And since I am probably the only person that needs to have at least three big pillows for her head, in order to be able to sleep, plus a smaller one from IKEA to put her hand under and then the head onto the small pillow, a gun would be very painful to have under the pillow.
Pffft, Im most comfertable just sleeping in a big pile of Quilts and pillows :d....but thats kinda the same..isnt it?
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Well, I sleep on my side, and I have to put my hand *somewhere*
I dont know why but this face seems appropiat
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Isn't putting one's hand on the pillow beside one's head more comfortable (and less extra-pillow-requiring) than placing it under one's head?
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