08-28-2009, 10:54 AM | #38121 |
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My imaginaty girlfriend kicked me out on our first week anniversary - she bought a spaceship equipped with Deathstorm Killgasm Megamissile Lasers, Satellanavicon SV-3000 navigation systems, Squinchum & Sons' state-of-the-art shields, and on-board Mr. Frosty ice cream maker.
I got her an XXL-sized T-shirt that I stole from a homeless person (he was using it as a rudimentary tent) that had a picture of Peter Sissons' face accompanied by the slogan "Peter Sissons Knows What You Did Last Summer". I'm studying English Literature and Media, by the way. What aboot ye?
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08-28-2009, 11:42 AM | #38122 |
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I only do because it's the longest relationship I've ever had. And it's been the best 10 months of my life.
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08-28-2009, 11:45 AM | #38123 |
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The worst part of my imaginary relationship was that, a few months later, I heard she was engaged to Peter Sissons.
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08-28-2009, 12:00 PM | #38124 |
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08-28-2009, 12:13 PM | #38125 |
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Hammy, have you made a whole history for yourself? lol
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08-28-2009, 12:13 PM | #38126 |
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Ponies!!!
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08-28-2009, 12:39 PM | #38127 |
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Honk!
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08-28-2009, 01:32 PM | #38128 |
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Meep.
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08-28-2009, 02:15 PM | #38129 |
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You loose.
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08-28-2009, 02:28 PM | #38130 |
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Who could ask for anything more?
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08-28-2009, 02:36 PM | #38131 |
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Physics and Chinese, as a matter of fact.
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08-28-2009, 03:06 PM | #38132 |
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I prefer Chinese metaphysics, myself.
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08-28-2009, 03:20 PM | #38133 |
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I prefer playing video games.
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08-28-2009, 03:24 PM | #38134 |
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I prefer creating video games.
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08-28-2009, 03:28 PM | #38135 |
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I prefer killing the Thread™. It's just a shame that I did so before I learnt to appreciate it fully.
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08-28-2009, 06:03 PM | #38136 |
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Giligan fong chau pei.
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08-28-2009, 06:17 PM | #38137 |
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Hey now. Is that something I'd like?
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08-28-2009, 06:41 PM | #38138 |
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"Fong chau pei" actually means "to fart" in Cantonese, so yes you'd like it.
I also get a kick out of telling people with Chinese character tattoos that the character doesn't mean what they think it means.
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08-28-2009, 06:59 PM | #38139 |
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I've long suspected that was the case with the Chinese character tattoos. Please indulge our curiosity with some examples of what a person thought a character means versus what it really means.
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No I'm not. I tightened myself up with a spanner earlier. Some rhythm, music and my gal would be nice. BREAKING NEWS!!! Controversy erupted today as the makers of "Thread-Kill - The Game" admitted they forgot to program a victory condition.
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