06-10-2009, 11:35 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Over there.
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KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN FOR THIS BASTARD
 Cardiovuncular the shape-shifting swede has eluded police forces for years. As well as his most famous form (that of 18th Century philosopher Denis Diderot), he has also disguised as Adolf Hitler, Benito Mussolini, Saddam Hussein and Bob Hoskins in order to commit various crimes like benefit fraud, murder and even troubling dogs. So, if you see anything suspicious - please the police call.
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06-10-2009, 11:39 AM
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Beamin' Demon
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: C&D HQ in London, Ontario, Canada
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Hmm, college seems to have straighted out Giligan already... even his username's not slanty anymore!
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My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we’ll change the world. Jack Layton, 1950-2011 |
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06-10-2009, 11:43 AM
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Creepy Father Figure
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Texas Dammit!
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He told us he would never go straight again.
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06-10-2009, 12:16 PM
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Beamin' Demon
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: C&D HQ in London, Ontario, Canada
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Ooh, smells like a fiercely thickening plot... oh wait, that's probably just the throne of Paulsland, after the king finished off the last of the Snow's BBQ brisket.
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My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we’ll change the world. Jack Layton, 1950-2011 Last edited by Trunkyo; 06-10-2009 at 12:27 PM. |
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06-10-2009, 12:27 PM
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Creepy Father Figure
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Texas Dammit!
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06-10-2009, 12:39 PM
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Creepy Father Figure
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Texas Dammit!
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Look Gil, Squinky got you a present.
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06-10-2009, 01:08 PM
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The Greater
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Kentucky
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Ooh, awesome! Is that one of those juicer things?
I could really go for some freshly-squeezed orange juice right about now.
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06-10-2009, 01:38 PM
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The Threadâ„¢ will die.
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: United Kingdom
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I am seriously hacked off with my own ineptness at the moment.
That is all. |
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06-10-2009, 01:55 PM
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Unreliable Narrator
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Le Canada
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I'm sorry. Do you need a hug, or perhaps a Swedish-made penis enlarger pump of your own?
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06-10-2009, 01:58 PM
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The Threadâ„¢ will die.
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: United Kingdom
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No, it's okay. I don't need anything, except the ability to get myself less worked up about the most unimportant things. I do so love perpetual feelings of stress.
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06-10-2009, 02:01 PM
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Unreliable Narrator
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Le Canada
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Apparently, near-death experiences work wonders for that sort of thing. Or yoga. I haven't tried either of them, though.
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