06-02-2009, 04:01 PM | #36321 |
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If you want a conventional conversation, you shouldn't be having it in TMD™. Just sayin'.
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06-02-2009, 04:28 PM | #36322 |
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I vote to ban non-sequitors in TMD.
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06-02-2009, 04:29 PM | #36323 |
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Poor boy.... or boy-like substitute.
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06-02-2009, 04:36 PM | #36324 |
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So, like, a tofu boy?
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06-02-2009, 04:39 PM | #36325 |
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Maybe, but I'm sure I taste better than that stuff.
I'm really tired and trying not to be cranky. I should probably go to bed.
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06-02-2009, 04:52 PM | #36326 |
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That reminds me, they should stop marketing certain noodles as "Asian-flavoured"... I've tried them and they don't taste like me at all!
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06-02-2009, 04:59 PM | #36327 |
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You are what you eat, so maybe if you eat them for a while, you'll start tasting like an Asian guy.
It's worth a shot, man.
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06-02-2009, 05:10 PM | #36328 |
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Well, if I am what I eat, then this week I'm crab, turkey, Dennis and ham.
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06-02-2009, 06:00 PM | #36329 |
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Burp! Excuse me
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06-02-2009, 06:17 PM | #36330 |
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You should be excused, my dear sir. Whom did you just devour?
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06-02-2009, 06:53 PM | #36331 |
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I don't eat and tell good sir.
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06-02-2009, 08:12 PM | #36332 |
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Tonight, I suppose I'm half-German, half-Polish.
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06-02-2009, 08:19 PM | #36333 |
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Louie. He's on my brain, all I think about. I'm obsessed, like he's a drug. I guess I'm in love.
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06-02-2009, 08:53 PM | #36334 |
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*sound of alarms, klaxons, sirens, bells and buzzers*
WARNING! WARNING! HAZARDOUS NON SEQUITUR DETECTED. PREPARE TO EVACUATE THE THREAD. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. (Actually, it's just wub. )
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06-02-2009, 09:01 PM | #36335 |
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Love of the sweetest kind. Of the wedding bells in the slight future.
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06-02-2009, 09:07 PM | #36336 |
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Ooh, can we start planning your bachelorette party?
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06-02-2009, 10:29 PM | #36337 |
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Oooh, heck yeah!! It'll be exciting. I want to be crazy and wild, as long as I don't start flirting with the bartender.
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06-03-2009, 12:19 AM | #36338 |
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No wonder you're feeling heavy-headed!!
[badum-tssch!!]
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06-03-2009, 05:22 AM | #36339 |
The Thread™ will die.
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*watches the tumbleweeds roll across the Thread™ after that last pun*
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06-03-2009, 06:43 AM | #36340 |
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She's a devoted Branch Davidian.
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