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Old 05-25-2009, 03:38 PM   #36161
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Now he looks like a bird's eye view of a sperm.
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Old 05-25-2009, 03:57 PM   #36162
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Hush.

His friend is Spongebob Squarepants!



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Together, they'll be bestest of friends!



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And this is the end of our tale of our intrepid stick man!
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Old 05-25-2009, 04:12 PM   #36163
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Old 05-25-2009, 05:48 PM   #36164
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I'm such a great writer. I should be getting paid for this crap.
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Ask Lee how easy it is to get payed for writing.
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Old 05-26-2009, 06:08 AM   #36166
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And ask him about his insurance policy.


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So that's where Trep went...
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Old 05-26-2009, 07:19 AM   #36167
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your mad lol
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Dear Hammie

I made a clone of myself but all it did was shout rude words and show its bum (nothing like me at all ) Disappointed at this development I lured it to a cliff-top and pushed it over the edge.

Can I be convicted of making an obscene clone fall?
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Dear Hammy,

There's a foul odour coming from under my kitchen sink. Do you think I should take accordion lessons?

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No. You could be convicted of time-travel suicide, though...
Sort out a good lawyer!!

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I won't debunk the theory that the accordion is an effective instrument to use to clear our bad odours, because it's true.
What I will tell you, though, is that the bassoon works much quicker, as do oboes that have been blessed by Hungarian shamans.
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Old 05-26-2009, 12:28 PM   #36171
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Dear Hammy,

In which jurisdiction is it legal for me to marry my sousaphone, and how can I go about procuring the proper paperwork to do so?

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Dear Hammie

Recently I have started working at a sea-life centre where the dolphins live forever. The reason for this infinitely extended life-span is a food formula that includes baby seabirds in its ingredients. I went out to collect some the other day and, on my way back, came across a sleeping lion blocking the pathway. I carefully stepped over it and continued on my way.

I now fear I may be convicted of transporting young gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises. Please advise.
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*kisses thread* And all is well again.
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The mills are alive with the hounds of Munich!
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You're so Freudian.
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Recently I have started working at a sea-life centre where the dolphins live forever. The reason for this infinitely extended life-span is a food formula that includes baby seabirds in its ingredients. I went out to collect some the other day and, on my way back, came across a sleeping lion blocking the pathway. I carefully stepped over it and continued on my way.

I now fear I may be convicted of transporting young gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises. Please advise.

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If Sissy Spacek married St Francis of Asisi and you then wanted to copy her on an email, you'd have to CC Sissy Asisi, see?
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Recently I have started working at a sea-life centre where the dolphins live forever. The reason for this infinitely extended life-span is a food formula that includes baby seabirds in its ingredients. I went out to collect some the other day and, on my way back, came across a sleeping lion blocking the pathway. I carefully stepped over it and continued on my way.

I now fear I may be convicted of transporting young gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises. Please advise.
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Not to a priest, but the planet itself.
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You can marry a sousaphone in most states where gay marriage is illegal.
They legalised sousaphone and recorder marriages there to feel like they were offering an alternative.
Why musical instruments? Why not ask the guy who thought up the idea?

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