05-25-2009, 03:57 PM
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The Greater
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Kentucky
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Hush.
His friend is Spongebob Squarepants! -日- Together, they'll be bestest of friends! \o/ ................. || ....♥ ....\日/ And this is the end of our tale of our intrepid stick man!
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05-25-2009, 06:41 PM
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Creepy Father Figure
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Texas Dammit!
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Ask Lee how easy it is to get payed for writing.
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05-26-2009, 08:46 AM
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Freeware Co-ordinator
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: South East England.
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Dear Hammie
I made a clone of myself but all it did was shout rude words and show its bum (nothing like me at all  ) Disappointed at this development I lured it to a cliff-top and pushed it over the edge.Can I be convicted of making an obscene clone fall? 
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No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree |
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05-26-2009, 09:46 AM
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Unreliable Narrator
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Le Canada
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Dear Hammy,
There's a foul odour coming from under my kitchen sink. Do you think I should take accordion lessons? xoxo, Squinkboobs
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05-26-2009, 12:01 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Over there.
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Sort out a good lawyer!! Quote:
What I will tell you, though, is that the bassoon works much quicker, as do oboes that have been blessed by Hungarian shamans.
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05-26-2009, 12:28 PM
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Unreliable Narrator
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Le Canada
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Dear Hammy,
In which jurisdiction is it legal for me to marry my sousaphone, and how can I go about procuring the proper paperwork to do so? Your friend, Assbrush Jerkwood
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05-26-2009, 12:44 PM
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Freeware Co-ordinator
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: South East England.
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Dear Hammie
Recently I have started working at a sea-life centre where the dolphins live forever. The reason for this infinitely extended life-span is a food formula that includes baby seabirds in its ingredients. I went out to collect some the other day and, on my way back, came across a sleeping lion blocking the pathway. I carefully stepped over it and continued on my way. I now fear I may be convicted of transporting young gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises. Please advise.
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No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree |
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05-26-2009, 01:05 PM
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Stalker of Britain
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Missouri, US
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*kisses thread* And all is well again.
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"And everyone's favourite anglophile, Fantasy!"-Intense Favorite Adventure Games-Lost Crown/Dark Fall 1&2, Longest Journey games, Myst games, Barrow Hill Favorite Other Games-King's Bounty, Sims 2, Fable, Disciples 2 Gold Currently Playing-Trine 2 Games I Want-Kings Bounty: Warriors of the North!!!, Asylum, Last Crown, Braken Tor, Testament of Sherlock Holmes |
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05-26-2009, 07:00 PM
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Creepy Father Figure
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Texas Dammit!
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05-26-2009, 08:23 PM
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Stalker of Britain
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Missouri, US
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"And everyone's favourite anglophile, Fantasy!"-Intense Favorite Adventure Games-Lost Crown/Dark Fall 1&2, Longest Journey games, Myst games, Barrow Hill Favorite Other Games-King's Bounty, Sims 2, Fable, Disciples 2 Gold Currently Playing-Trine 2 Games I Want-Kings Bounty: Warriors of the North!!!, Asylum, Last Crown, Braken Tor, Testament of Sherlock Holmes |
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05-27-2009, 12:38 AM
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Super Scottish Hero
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Edinburgh, UK
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If Sissy Spacek married St Francis of Asisi and you then wanted to copy her on an email, you'd have to CC Sissy Asisi, see?
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05-27-2009, 01:16 AM
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kamikaze hummingbirds
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Over there.
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Not to a priest, but the planet itself. I don't know how to do that, I'm afraid...  Quote:
They legalised sousaphone and recorder marriages there to feel like they were offering an alternative. Why musical instruments? Why not ask the guy who thought up the idea? "Well, some them woodwinds is purdy phallic." -- Martin Ch'zinq'canchenkensten-Schmidt
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