Thread Must Die! - Page 1808

Giligan · 05-25-2009, 12:59 PM

I shoot first and never ask questions.

Hammerite · 05-25-2009, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squinky

If I were to tell my clone she was sexy, would it be incestuous or narcissistic?

It would be narcesticistic.
Far from being discouraged, narcesticistic relationships are actively encouraged because they normally result in the birth of children that can shoot lasers and turn base metals into gold.

Giligan · 05-25-2009, 01:17 PM

Alright, I'll give this thing a shot.

Where do I put the coin in at?

Squinky · 05-25-2009, 01:33 PM

Why does it burn when I pee?

Trumgottist · 05-25-2009, 01:37 PM

Ooh, I know this one!

It's because you're peeing to put out a fire!

\o/

Hammerite · 05-25-2009, 01:39 PM

Trum may be right, but one alternate theory could be that you are pregnant with the fruit of narcesticistic naughtiness -- it is known for the fetus to manifest superpowers at various points during the pregnancy.

In answer to Giligan... Norway.

Giligan · 05-25-2009, 01:52 PM

\o/
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Yay!

Hammerite · 05-25-2009, 01:54 PM

= >o

Ouch.

Giligan · 05-25-2009, 01:55 PM

You've killed stick man.

I hope you're happy.

Hammerite · 05-25-2009, 02:00 PM

o
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Brains... BRAINS...!!

Giligan · 05-25-2009, 02:01 PM

Okay, Guru, do your thing. How do we revive stick man?

I'm happy as long as it involves latex gloves and a power saw, myself.

Squinky · 05-25-2009, 02:12 PM

\o\ \o/ /o/

Trumgottist · 05-25-2009, 02:14 PM

I'm guessing Fantasysci5 will have to kiss him.

Giligan · 05-25-2009, 02:22 PM

*ka-pwing*

/\ ...............
|| ............-o

Whoops. So...which half?

Squinky · 05-25-2009, 02:40 PM

Can I have the head?

Giligan · 05-25-2009, 02:45 PM

No, you can't. He's feeling better now.

Q
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But he's depressed, and he's taken up smoking.

Squinky · 05-25-2009, 02:49 PM

Well, poo.

Giligan · 05-25-2009, 02:52 PM

He lays in bed at night, wondering if it is really all worth it.

o~=

Why he was created.

Why he was put on earth.

Squinky · 05-25-2009, 03:12 PM

He kind of looks like a sperm.

Giligan · 05-25-2009, 03:15 PM

Please. He's self-conscious enough as it is.

But now he's had an epiphany!

!
O
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He'll make a friend!

05-25-2009, 12:59 PM	#36141
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05-25-2009, 01:17 PM	#36143
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	Alright, I'll give this thing a shot. Where do I put the coin in at? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. -Cliff Bleszinski

05-25-2009, 01:33 PM	#36144
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05-25-2009, 01:37 PM	#36145
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05-25-2009, 01:39 PM	#36146
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	Trum may be right, but one alternate theory could be that you are pregnant with the fruit of narcesticistic naughtiness -- it is known for the fetus to manifest superpowers at various points during the pregnancy. In answer to Giligan... Norway. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

05-25-2009, 01:52 PM	#36147
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05-25-2009, 01:54 PM	#36148
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	= >o Ouch. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

05-25-2009, 01:55 PM	#36149
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	You've killed stick man. I hope you're happy. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. -Cliff Bleszinski

05-25-2009, 02:00 PM	#36150
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05-25-2009, 02:01 PM	#36151
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	Okay, Guru, do your thing. How do we revive stick man? I'm happy as long as it involves latex gloves and a power saw, myself. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. -Cliff Bleszinski

05-25-2009, 02:12 PM	#36152
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	\o\ \o/ /o/ Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

05-25-2009, 02:14 PM	#36153
Trumgottist Game Creator Hobbyist Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Stockholm (or Gotland) Posts: 2,609	I'm guessing Fantasysci5 will have to kiss him. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Play my game: Frasse and the Peas of Kejick. The Special Edition is now available! (Mac OS X or Windows.)

05-25-2009, 02:22 PM	#36154
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	ka-pwing /\ ............... \|\| ............-o Whoops. So...which half? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. -Cliff Bleszinski

05-25-2009, 02:40 PM	#36155
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	Can I have the head? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

05-25-2009, 02:45 PM	#36156
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	No, you can't. He's feeling better now. Q /\ \|\| But he's depressed, and he's taken up smoking. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. -Cliff Bleszinski

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05-25-2009, 02:49 PM	#36157
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	Well, poo. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

05-25-2009, 02:52 PM	#36158
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	He lays in bed at night, wondering if it is really all worth it. o~= Why he was created. Why he was put on earth. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. -Cliff Bleszinski

05-25-2009, 03:12 PM	#36159
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	He kind of looks like a sperm. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

05-25-2009, 03:15 PM	#36160
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	Please. He's self-conscious enough as it is. But now he's had an epiphany! ! O /\ \|\| He'll make a friend! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. -Cliff Bleszinski