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Old 03-01-2006, 11:58 AM   #3481
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Again, several bajillion posts have appeared in-between those rare times when I can get on.

To follow up on playing games so long ago question about over-endowed men. Apparently, according to a recent documentary on the UK Channel 4, a large penis can really give a man problems. So much so they have their own online support group. Don't believe me? Have a look at the website.

The Large Penis Support Group

On more recent discussion I can assure you as a married man that women most definitely DO NOT obey your every whim to make your life easier. In fact, a lot of the time I'd say the opposite is true.

Still, she's reasonably adorable so I guess I'll put up with it.
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Old 03-01-2006, 12:56 PM   #3482
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Only when you guys stop photoshopping my ugly face onto every image you can come up with.
But why?



That used to be Sailor Mars by the way. Mars is a nice planet.


EDIT: Whoops, that's not Mars. That's Mercury.

EDIT: EDIT: Acually, I don't know for sure.

EDIT: EDIT: EDIT: Correction again. It is after all indeed Mars.

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Old 03-01-2006, 01:00 PM   #3483
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Wooooo!!!
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Old 03-01-2006, 01:03 PM   #3484
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No wonder all the men are hitting on you, Rob. What a bod! My dreams will be pleasant tonight!

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Old 03-01-2006, 01:08 PM   #3485
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No, no more.... I can't... ughhh ug....ahhh...ah!... *cough* ug... !!! *hack* *cough* oh no...no...noo!
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Old 03-01-2006, 01:13 PM   #3486
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No, no more.... I can't... ughhh ug....ahhh...ah!... *cough* ug... !!! *hack* *cough* oh no...no...noo!

YES! It worked!

*Points to Avatar* See that? EVIL, BABY!



MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!


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Old 03-01-2006, 01:45 PM   #3487
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Yech...I bow down to your evil skills, Jaz. May I serve you gracefully in evil for all time....
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Old 03-01-2006, 01:52 PM   #3488
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We are all evil though. I'm evil, seebs is evil, Scott is evil, Karmillo is evil, Step definitely is evil (he's even wearing the evil shirts), and Jaz is the Evil Commander. The only one who's not evil is Rob. Only rob deserves to be saved.

Can't someone who's good with Photoshop do something with this pic (it's a Korean poster for Sympathy for Lady Vengeance)?:

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Get used to it boyo. That's how evil women can get. They will be as sweet as they can be one minute and the very next minute, they will rip your heart apart like a hungry bear chewing on a salmon. They are evil.

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Now I've got to decide whether or not to ever forgive Jaz...
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Old 03-01-2006, 02:20 PM   #3492
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Now I've got to decide whether or not to ever forgive Jaz...

You could take the fact that it is the "PRETTY Soldier" as a compliment.

Why do all guys always insist that they are ugly? You are not ugly guys! Stop sulking already.


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Forgive... not forgive... forgive... not forgive...

Ah, hell, I'm finding it hard to stay mad at you .
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You can forgive her. You can even be friends again. But ****, she'll turn on you again and shit your heart out like an evil flatulent lion again.
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Why do all guys always insist that they are ugly? You are not ugly guys! Stop sulking already.


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I totally agree, especially Rob. I bet you that if you walk around the Oxford campus, accost 100 young ladies with Rob's pic, and ask them how they think of Rob's looks, a vast majority of them will tell you that he's handsome. And that's no bull, my friends. Stop thinking of yourself as ugly, Rob. You are not. Hell, I'm not half as good looking as you are but I still do not think that I'm ugly.
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Tell them you've got a twelve inch tongue and can breathe through your ears and they'll be queuing up to sit on your face matey
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*looks at picture*

Nice legs, Lacey.
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Why do all guys always insist that they are ugly? You are not ugly guys! Stop sulking already.


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I'm not sulking. While I realize that I'm no-one's prize, I also know that I can be fairly charming when it's called for. It all balances out in the end.
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